# Your preference for semen volume. T.M.F.I. **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [October 29, 2008, 3:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-preference-for-semen-volume-t-m-f-i/470093 "2008-10-29T15:38:54Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 10\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Onomatopoeia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/onomatopoeia/32/4145_2.png) [@Onomatopoeia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Onomatopoeia)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2008, 2:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-preference-for-semen-volume-t-m-f-i/470093/41 "2008-11-11T02:54:02Z")
> [@Illuminatiprimus](#): > > That said when watching porn I do love watching a guy get cum in his arse and having it all stirred up (preferably by a second guy), so you need a decent amount of cum for that. I’m really sorry, but Gak. All stirred up? The Heck?? No, no, I don’t think I want to know. Sheesh. Gender and orientation aside, what’s the fascination with playing with bodily fluids? ---
**Author:** ![jackdavinci](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackdavinci/32/3259_2.png) [@jackdavinci](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jackdavinci)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2008, 9:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-preference-for-semen-volume-t-m-f-i/470093/42 "2008-11-11T09:49:22Z")
> [@VinylTurnip](#): > > You know, I read the “T.M.F.I.” and I _knew_ what it meant, but… Whatever you do, don’t google “felching” 😃 That said, my tastes in porn are considerably kinkier than my tastes in real life sex, and I suspect that’s true of a lot of people. ---
**Author:** ![MrDibble](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mrdibble/32/114_2.png) [@MrDibble](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MrDibble)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2008, 11:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-preference-for-semen-volume-t-m-f-i/470093/43 "2008-11-11T11:59:03Z")
> [@Illuminatiprimus](#): > > I had you pegged for a bottom. Heh! I like volume, myself (straight male) - the more there is, the more stretched-out my orgasm seems to feel. But I’m not into the visual aesthetic, though. Anything that can be recreated with copious amounts of egg white just doesn’t strike me as particularly appealing. ---
**Author:** ![BellRungBookShut-CandleSnuffed](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bcef8e/32.png) [@BellRungBookShut-CandleSnuffed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BellRungBookShut-CandleSnuffed)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2008, 12:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-preference-for-semen-volume-t-m-f-i/470093/44 "2008-11-11T12:24:02Z")
> [@jackdavinci](#): > > That said, my tastes in porn are considerably kinkier than my tastes in real life sex, and I suspect that’s true of a lot of people. Damn skippy! It just seems like so much _work_ to tie all those knots, y’know? ---
**Author:** ![Caricci](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/85f322/32.png) [@Caricci](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Caricci)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2008, 1:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-preference-for-semen-volume-t-m-f-i/470093/45 "2008-11-11T13:58:37Z")
> [@Illuminatiprimus](#): > > But… why? Surely one of the points of being married is so you don’t have to use condoms. Neatness. Fastidiousness. He likes them. They make him last longer. ---
**Author:** ![Illuminatiprimus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/illuminatiprimus/32/11520_2.png) [@Illuminatiprimus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Illuminatiprimus)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2008, 2:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-preference-for-semen-volume-t-m-f-i/470093/46 "2008-11-11T14:53:23Z")
> [@Antinor01](#): > > Common mistake. I’ve…umm…been obliged to prove it on a couple of occassions. 😃 _On his back, legs in the air_ Cite? 😃 **Onomatopoeia** - well clearly this is a case of mileage varying. I love cum in porn and people playing with it, including felching (but yeah, don’t google that unless you’ve taken some anti-nausea medication first). ---
**Author:** ![Hostile\_Dialect](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e495f1/32.png) [@Hostile\_Dialect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hostile_Dialect)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2008, 10:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-preference-for-semen-volume-t-m-f-i/470093/47 "2008-11-12T22:58:48Z")
> [@CaerieD](#): > > You know, now that I really think about it I’d say larger on all, but most especially A. I’ve got a real thing for, ah, being “painted.” So…how _you_ doin’? 😃 > [@carlotta](#): > > Um, sorry guys, I really hate semen. If we could just leave it out of the equation that would be fine with me. > > Now I’m willing to put up with it because of all the other nice stuff that goes along with it, but chalk me up on all questions as “the less the better” This is one of several reasons I haven’t yet really consummated my love for men. I’m a little scared of all the mess. And when I did go home with a man once, I actually pulled away when he was about to get me off, because I was worried about all the mess. Jeez, talk about self-conscious. The poor guy! > [@BellRungBookShut-CandleSnuffed](#): > > WTF was wrong with him?? > > I first read the “new” part as surfaces that you normally wouldn’t associate with sex. As in, on the table, or a mirror. I thought you were going to tell us that you’d discovered the varnishing properties of cum. Seconded 😃 > [@Illuminatiprimus](#): > > Really? I have no idea why but I had you pegged for a bottom. Oh well… Me too. I’m glad it wasn’t just a substandard 'dar on my part. > [@Bam Boo Gut](#): > > [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qqvTI3MAw4Y](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qqvTI3MAw4Y) Sex in Court > > Unjust refusal to allow semen on body or face? Take 'em to court. > > I love the stuff. Aaack! It cuts out right before the verdict! (Kind of appropriate, isn’t it?) BTW, how _ **you** _ doin’? 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Antinor01](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecae2f/32.png) [@Antinor01](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Antinor01)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2008, 6:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-preference-for-semen-volume-t-m-f-i/470093/48 "2008-11-13T06:36:34Z")
> [@Hostile\_Dialect](#): > > Me too. I’m glad it wasn’t just a substandard 'dar on my part. Good grief. Usually people have to actually meet me before they think that! Bah! ---
**Author:** ![Hostile\_Dialect](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e495f1/32.png) [@Hostile\_Dialect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hostile_Dialect)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2008, 7:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-preference-for-semen-volume-t-m-f-i/470093/49 "2008-11-13T07:05:40Z")
Have you ever considered that it might be _you_ who’s wrong? ---
**Author:** ![Illuminatiprimus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/illuminatiprimus/32/11520_2.png) [@Illuminatiprimus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Illuminatiprimus)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2008, 11:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-preference-for-semen-volume-t-m-f-i/470093/50 "2008-11-13T11:13:27Z")
> [@Hostile\_Dialect](#): > > Have you ever considered that it might be _you_ who’s wrong? Shut up! I’m still hoping he’s going to prove it to me. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-preference-for-semen-volume-t-m-f-i/470093.md?page=2)