# Your "REAL" Job Description!

**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-real-job-description/310199
**Category:** Cafe Society
**Created:** [June 28, 2005, 3:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-real-job-description/310199 "2005-06-28T15:07:31Z")
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### Author: ![SafyreSchool](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f6c823/32.png) [@SafyreSchool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SafyreSchool)
#### Post date: [June 28, 2005, 3:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-real-job-description/310199/1 "2005-06-28T15:07:31Z")

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Yeah,  
they had a “Job Description” spelled out for you in the classifieds.  
sounded like a pretty sweet deal, huh?  
-too bad they forget to mention the perverted over the hill co-worker,  
the no-pay overtime, and the broken AC.

now, here’s a chance to post the ACTUAL “Job Description”,  
for your job…

mememe first!

Wanted! A “Go-Getter”! [we don’t know what that means.]

Must be able to work in a fast, “busy-work” thriving environment,  
be able to work under the microscope of micro-management,  
show skills in the arts of breaking copy machines,  
sounding “fake” to buyers,  
and getting to level 3 of “Super Mario” on the “game boy”  
during choice involuntary meetings.  
“Mind-Reader” a must!

benefeits include:  
slave labor wages, sharing an office with plus-sized, non-stop face loader.  
all holiday hours combined into “festivus week”,  
and of course, the occasional “non-benefeit of the doubt”!