# Your response is a porn title! **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [October 17, 2015, 6:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-response-is-a-porn-title/734916 "2015-10-17T18:16:10Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2015, 6:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-response-is-a-porn-title/734916/1 "2015-10-17T18:16:10Z")
We had something like this back before the TG subforum came into being, but a search didn’t find it… Anyway, the previous person, after penning their riff, puts in a legitimate non-porn movie title-and the next person then corrupts or perverts it (then puts in another legitimate title for the next person). Hilarity ensues. e.g. Saving Private Ryan [becomes] _Shaving Ryan’s Privates_ So, away we go! The Bridge on the River Kwai ---
**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2015, 8:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-response-is-a-porn-title/734916/2 "2015-10-18T20:35:10Z")
The Prick on the River Guy ---
**Author:** ![Sr\_Siete](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/6de8d8/32.png) [@Sr\_Siete](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sr_Siete)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2015, 8:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-response-is-a-porn-title/734916/3 "2015-10-18T20:49:10Z")
What astorian said. 2001: A Space Odyssey ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2015, 12:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-response-is-a-porn-title/734916/4 "2015-10-19T12:35:54Z")
2001: A Slut Odyssey 500 Days of Summer ---
**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2015, 6:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-response-is-a-porn-title/734916/5 "2015-10-19T18:09:42Z")
_ **500 Days of Hummers** _ _ **On the Waterfront** _ ---
**Author:** ![TriPolar](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tripolar/32/3008_2.png) [@TriPolar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TriPolar)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2015, 6:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-response-is-a-porn-title/734916/6 "2015-10-19T18:14:42Z")
> [@astorian](#): > > _ **On the Waterfront** _ Fuck my Brains Out on the Waterfront. Yeah, I’m not good at this. I’ll toss an easy one out: _ **The Iceman Cometh** _ ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2015, 11:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-response-is-a-porn-title/734916/7 "2015-10-20T11:54:14Z")
The Eyesman Cometh The French Connection ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2015, 8:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-response-is-a-porn-title/734916/8 "2015-10-20T20:13:35Z")
The French-Kiss Connection Star Wars ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2015, 4:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-response-is-a-porn-title/734916/9 "2015-10-21T16:58:23Z")
**Star Whores** Hang 'Em High ---
**Author:** ![TriPolar](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tripolar/32/3008_2.png) [@TriPolar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TriPolar)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2015, 7:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-response-is-a-porn-title/734916/10 "2015-10-21T19:35:37Z")
> [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](#): > > Hang 'Em High Bang 'Em High (was that better?) Old Yeller ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2015, 8:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-response-is-a-porn-title/734916/11 "2015-10-21T20:16:00Z")
Old Yabos The Wizard of Oz ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2015, 8:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-response-is-a-porn-title/734916/12 "2015-10-21T20:30:06Z")
The Blizzard of Jizz Dirty Harry ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2015, 1:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-response-is-a-porn-title/734916/13 "2015-10-22T01:45:23Z")
[Yes, TriPolar, that WAS better.] **Harry Does It Dirty** The Hunger Games ---
**Author:** ![Mudshark](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f04885/32.png) [@Mudshark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mudshark)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2015, 8:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-response-is-a-porn-title/734916/14 "2015-10-22T08:25:32Z")
The Hungry Hole Games The Pink Panther ---
**Author:** ![DarkFire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/34f0e0/32.png) [@DarkFire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DarkFire)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2015, 9:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-response-is-a-porn-title/734916/15 "2015-10-22T09:04:57Z")
The Pink Poontang Once Upon a Time in the West ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2015, 1:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-response-is-a-porn-title/734916/16 "2015-10-22T13:40:43Z")
Once Upon A Time in Melody West West Side Story ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2015, 4:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-response-is-a-porn-title/734916/17 "2015-10-22T16:08:09Z")
Back Side Soiree Dog Day Afternoon ---
**Author:** ![TriPolar](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tripolar/32/3008_2.png) [@TriPolar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TriPolar)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2015, 4:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-response-is-a-porn-title/734916/18 "2015-10-22T16:15:05Z")
> [@John\_DiFool](#): > > Back Side Soiree > Dog Day Afternoon Doggy Style Afternoon Birth of a Nation ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2015, 6:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-response-is-a-porn-title/734916/19 "2015-10-22T18:34:34Z")
> [@TriPolar](#): > > Doggy Style Afternoon > > Birth of a Nation Girth of Carrie Nation (for fat fetishists) Gone With the Wind ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2015, 6:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-response-is-a-porn-title/734916/20 "2015-10-22T18:43:46Z")
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