# Your SDMB family name **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [November 15, 2005, 7:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-sdmb-family-name/331138 "2005-11-15T07:59:38Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![eleanorigby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee7513/32.png) [@eleanorigby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eleanorigby)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2005, 3:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-sdmb-family-name/331138/61 "2005-11-16T03:25:35Z")
See how easy it is to screw up someone’s name? Sorry. (sorta) 😛 Well, all I know is that he wiped the dirt from his hands a he walked from the grave and that noone was saved. I thought it started as Ah…look at all the lonely people. But “I” adds a depth to the message–you precocious lil stubmound (small thornhill, you see) you! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![matt\_mcl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ab992/32.png) [@matt\_mcl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/matt_mcl)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2005, 6:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-sdmb-family-name/331138/62 "2005-11-16T06:15:31Z")
Being single, I don’t do this, but I do use **\_mcl** to refer to my family (logically enough): **dad\_mcl** , **dr\_mom\_mcl** , **brother\_mcl** , **aunt\_mcl** , **mr\_aunt\_mcl** , **uncle\_mcl** , **mrs\_uncle\_mcl** , etc… ---
**Author:** ![Cincoflex](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c2a13f/32.png) [@Cincoflex](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cincoflex)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2005, 3:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-sdmb-family-name/331138/63 "2005-11-16T15:24:57Z")
My children are the sprogs, which fits them perfectly, and the husband is “The artist formerly known as talented” or “TAFKAT” ---
**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2005, 4:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-sdmb-family-name/331138/64 "2005-11-16T16:58:36Z")
My wife is **kaylasmom** ; her brother and sisters are **kaylasuncle** and **kaylasaunties** , respectively. Same labeling system applies to my brothers and sisters; I’ve never had occasion to mention their offspring, but if anything should come up, I will likely use **kaylascousins**. My parents are **kaylasgrandma** and **kaylasgrandpa**. The center of this little universe, oddly enough, is always Michaela, never **kayla**. ---
**Author:** ![SandyHook](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/dec6dc/32.png) [@SandyHook](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SandyHook)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2005, 5:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-sdmb-family-name/331138/65 "2005-11-16T17:52:03Z")
For the wife its **Ms Hook** and for our son, **The Little Hook** even though he’s 36 ---
**Author:** ![picunurse](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7bcc69/32.png) [@picunurse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/picunurse)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2005, 6:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-sdmb-family-name/331138/66 "2005-11-16T18:00:28Z")
> [@mamboman](#): > > Wifey is wifey and she hates that term. Which means I call her it all the more… > > mm Do you think **picuhubby** likes his name? When I do it, it’s cute when you do it it’s sexist and condecending 😃 (just so there’s no confusion, leading to a brawl, I’m 100% joking.) ---
**Author:** ![akira5822](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/53a042/32.png) [@akira5822](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/akira5822)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2005, 10:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-sdmb-family-name/331138/67 "2005-11-16T22:30:04Z")
Girlfriend=akirababe baby girl in adoption process =akirababy ---
**Author:** ![6\_6\_6](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/6/e0b2c6/32.png) [@6\_6\_6](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/6_6_6)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2005, 10:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-sdmb-family-name/331138/68 "2005-11-16T22:59:50Z")
Either **Mrs 666** , or else **999** if I’m lucky! 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![roger\_thornhill](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/d9b06d/32.png) [@roger\_thornhill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/roger_thornhill)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2005, 12:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-sdmb-family-name/331138/69 "2005-11-17T00:30:25Z")
> [@6 6 6](#): > > Either **Mrs 666** , or else **999** if I’m lucky! 🙂 Not 69? ---
**Author:** ![Mighty\_Girl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7bcc69/32.png) [@Mighty\_Girl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mighty_Girl)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2005, 5:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-sdmb-family-name/331138/70 "2005-11-17T05:23:31Z")
Or 696. Hmmm… kinky. ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2005, 5:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-sdmb-family-name/331138/71 "2005-11-17T05:44:30Z")
I don’t have any twee nicknames for my husband or cats. So _that’s_ the big void I’ve been feeling in my life…😃 Let’s see, Jim could be featherjim. Or maybe feathubby. Or Jimmylou. Or Hubbylou. My cat is named Feather - Featherfeather? Jim’s cat is named Max - feathermax? This is harder than it looks. Oh, by the way, I thought the title was referring to families on the Dope. I would like to have a family on the Dope. We should all adopt each other. ---
**Author:** ![roger\_thornhill](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/d9b06d/32.png) [@roger\_thornhill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/roger_thornhill)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2005, 5:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-sdmb-family-name/331138/72 "2005-11-17T05:48:12Z")
> [@Mighty\_Girl](#): > > Or 696. > > Hmmm… kinky. So long as it’s GBG, I’m game. ---
**Author:** ![Greenback](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/2bfe46/32.png) [@Greenback](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Greenback)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2005, 5:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-sdmb-family-name/331138/73 "2005-11-17T05:49:43Z")
GB may be substituted for Greenback. Mrs Greenback (19 in my eyes forever)\* Lil Greenback (4) Princess Greenback (2) The one getting more titty time than I am (3 months) \*She lurks at times ---
**Author:** ![joyfool](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/df788c/32.png) [@joyfool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/joyfool)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2005, 5:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-sdmb-family-name/331138/74 "2005-11-17T05:59:23Z")
My husband, who I sometimes denote as the ETBE (eventual-to-be ex), is **wonderfool** and my mother, who in real life is known as a cross between Hitler and Sybil (Shitler), is called **awfool** on here. Other than those two, I don’t have anyone else to mention. My little dog is just Zen and the ex-from-hell is Ted, as in Bundy. Someday I need to have more relations to utilize the cute twee name/family concept. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Batsinma\_Belfry](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ea5d25/32.png) [@Batsinma\_Belfry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Batsinma_Belfry)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2005, 6:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-sdmb-family-name/331138/75 "2005-11-17T06:04:58Z")
I still think of my husband as **hillbilly king**. Actually, that was his name on here for a split second before y’all scared him off. I suppose I could start calling him **Mr. Belfry** or **Mr. Bats.** ---
**Author:** ![Mbossa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/73ab20/32.png) [@Mbossa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mbossa)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2005, 8:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-sdmb-family-name/331138/76 "2005-11-17T08:49:46Z")
Let’s see…we’ve got **Mbossa** …and…ummm… **Mbossa’s Hand** , I guess. ---
**Author:** ![SentientMeat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/43a26b/32.png) [@SentientMeat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SentientMeat)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2005, 4:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-sdmb-family-name/331138/77 "2005-11-17T16:52:18Z")
I am enjoying time with my now 11 week old [Sentient Meatball](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=332474&highlight=meatball). ---
**Author:** ![roger\_thornhill](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/d9b06d/32.png) [@roger\_thornhill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/roger_thornhill)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2005, 2:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-sdmb-family-name/331138/78 "2005-11-18T02:12:43Z")
> [@SentientMeat](#): > > I am enjoying time with my now 11 week old [Sentient Meatball](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=332474&highlight=meatball). Sounds so much better than the old names: **Non-Sentient Zygote** and **Scarcely-Sentient Fetus**. 😉 I think I’ve probably missed a couple of stages, but you can help me out… ---
**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2005, 2:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-sdmb-family-name/331138/79 "2005-11-18T02:15:08Z")
> [@Greenback](#): > > GB may be substituted for Greenback. > Mrs Greenback (19 in my eyes forever)\* > Lil Greenback (4) > Princess Greenback (2) > The one getting more titty time than I am (3 months) > \*She lurks at times **Greenback**! Hey, old friend - how’s it going? ---
**Author:** ![Rhubarb](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/59ef9b/32.png) [@Rhubarb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rhubarb)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2005, 3:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-sdmb-family-name/331138/80 "2005-11-18T03:49:13Z")
When I ever so rarely refer to them here, the better half is called **Mrs. Rhubarb** and the offspring are the **Rhubarbettes** or **Rhubarbarians** depending on mood and context. IRL, they’re usually **Honey** and **The Monsters**. (1960’s-Style-Band-Name!) [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-sdmb-family-name/331138.md?page=3) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-sdmb-family-name/331138.md?page=5)