# Your sig line is too fucking long!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-sig-line-is-too-fucking-long/2571>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [October 19, 1999, 6:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-sig-line-is-too-fucking-long/2571 "1999-10-19T18:25:00Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 7\
**Page:** 1

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**Author:** ![kellibelli](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e480ec/32.png) [@kellibelli](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kellibelli)\
**Post date:** [October 19, 1999, 6:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-sig-line-is-too-fucking-long/2571/1 "1999-10-19T18:25:00Z")

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Yeah YOU!

You know who you are…you have a fucking NOVEl in your damn sig line!

Theses long frigging quotes that NEVER change! Some of you have more than one quote in your sig line! Ack! Verbal diareah!

Have a look at diane’s sig line…always short and to the point. Profoundly funny. now THATS a sig line!

Of the one : You say cheesy like its a BAD thing. Perfect!

There are other good ones, but these goddamn long ones are like thread pollution, you are reading along, and you skip a pile of shit, read some more, skip some more shit…and so on. Fuck! Shorten it up people…your sig line , In my opinion should NEVER be longer than the post.It doesnt have to be some big profound crap…its just a sig line!

## Nyah. 😛

Very funny Scotty…  
Now beam up my clothes!

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**Author:** ![kellibelli](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e480ec/32.png) [@kellibelli](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kellibelli)\
**Post date:** [October 19, 1999, 6:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-sig-line-is-too-fucking-long/2571/2 "1999-10-19T18:36:00Z")

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Wow! How the heck did that happen?

Please go to the pit, which is where I thought this went. :o

Sorry.

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**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\
**Post date:** [October 19, 1999, 6:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-sig-line-is-too-fucking-long/2571/3 "1999-10-19T18:39:00Z")

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Just a suggestion: shouldn’t this be in the Pit?

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Maype I should just stick to smart-ass remarks.

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**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\
**Post date:** [October 19, 1999, 6:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-sig-line-is-too-fucking-long/2571/4 "1999-10-19T18:41:00Z")

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oops. That should teach me to read the entire thread, and not just assume from the post count that I’m the first responder.

Please forgive me.

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**Author:** ![kellibelli](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e480ec/32.png) [@kellibelli](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kellibelli)\
**Post date:** [October 19, 1999, 6:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-sig-line-is-too-fucking-long/2571/5 "1999-10-19T18:58:00Z")

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Yeah, and _maype_ you should proofread your sig line!

ROTFLMAO!

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**Author:** ![Boris\_B](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/fbc32d/32.png) [@Boris\_B](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boris_B)\
**Post date:** [October 19, 1999, 7:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-sig-line-is-too-fucking-long/2571/6 "1999-10-19T19:11:00Z")

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Yeah, you’re right. I promise to keep a short, concise sig line in the future. Tee hee.

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**Author:** ![Lynn\_Bodoni](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e47c2d/32.png) [@Lynn\_Bodoni](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lynn_Bodoni)\
**Post date:** [October 20, 1999, 1:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-sig-line-is-too-fucking-long/2571/7 "1999-10-20T01:18:00Z")

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I’m closing this extra thread. Please post your comments in the OTHER sig thread.

Lynn  
For the Straight Dope
