# Your Sig line is too fucking long! **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [October 19, 1999, 6:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-sig-line-is-too-fucking-long/2658 "1999-10-19T18:37:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![Stella\_Fantasia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/74df32/32.png) [@Stella\_Fantasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stella_Fantasia)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 1999, 4:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-sig-line-is-too-fucking-long/2658/61 "1999-10-22T16:53:00Z")
Hey cool I figured it out. Just disregard that last post, except for the opening line. ---
**Author:** ![Stella\_Fantasia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/74df32/32.png) [@Stella\_Fantasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stella_Fantasia)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 1999, 4:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-sig-line-is-too-fucking-long/2658/62 "1999-10-22T16:53:00Z")
Hey cool I figured it out. Just disregard that last post, except for the opening line. * * * “All you need to be a superhero is a heart that is pure, a mind that is strong, and underwear that is fresh!” ~Dav Pilkey ---
**Author:** ![ChrisCTP](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e36b37/32.png) [@ChrisCTP](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChrisCTP)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 1999, 5:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-sig-line-is-too-fucking-long/2658/63 "1999-10-23T05:30:00Z")
No offense taken, Kel… heck, I’ll pick up recognition wherever I can find it. At the very least, no matter what the content, I can safely say that my sig line is not too fucking long. * * * “ChrisCTP-…the sweetheart of the SDMB…” --Diane Chris’ Homepage: [Domestic Bliss](http://www2.crosswinds.net/~domesticbliss/) ---
**Author:** ![Alphagene](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8e7dd6/32.png) [@Alphagene](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alphagene)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 1999, 6:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-sig-line-is-too-fucking-long/2658/64 "1999-10-22T18:10:00Z")
> [@](#): > > And Alphagene, I assumed you were a woman because of your superior wit and intellect… By that logic, you must be hung like a horse… * * * Back off, man. I’m a scientist. ---
**Author:** ![Diane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/2acd7d/32.png) [@Diane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diane)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 1999, 7:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-sig-line-is-too-fucking-long/2658/65 "1999-10-22T19:21:00Z")
Do you like older women UncleBeer? 😉 * * * \>^,^\< KITTEN If ignorance is bliss, you must be orgasmic. ---
**Author:** ![andros](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e480ec/32.png) [@andros](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/andros)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 1999, 7:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-sig-line-is-too-fucking-long/2658/66 "1999-10-22T19:29:00Z")
Granted she’s a complete babe, Beer, but the sig **still** looks like a kitten. I don’t doubt you can be vicious, Diane, but “Kitten” doean’t exactly inspire terror . . . ---
**Author:** ![Diane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/2acd7d/32.png) [@Diane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diane)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 1999, 7:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-sig-line-is-too-fucking-long/2658/67 "1999-10-22T19:40:00Z")
> [@](#): > > Granted she’s a complete babe, Beer, but the sig still looks like a kitten. > I don’t doubt you can be vicious, Diane, but “Kitten” doean’t exactly inspire terror . . . That’s the idea. Just when you think I am harmless. . . . BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAH * * * \>^,^\< KITTEN If ignorance is bliss, you must be orgasmic. ---
**Author:** ![UncleBeer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/977dab/32.png) [@UncleBeer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBeer)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 1999, 7:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-sig-line-is-too-fucking-long/2658/68 "1999-10-22T19:43:00Z")
Younger women, older women, hotter women, colder women. I love 'em all. Truly the fairer sex. * * * “The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind.” - _Humphrey Bogart_ ---
**Author:** ![Sealemon88](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c68b51/32.png) [@Sealemon88](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sealemon88)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 1999, 9:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-sig-line-is-too-fucking-long/2658/69 "1999-10-22T21:12:00Z")
Damn straight, UB. * * * You say “cheesy” like that’s a **BAD** thing. ---
**Author:** ![BurnMeUp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/91b2a8/32.png) [@BurnMeUp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BurnMeUp)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 1999, 9:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-sig-line-is-too-fucking-long/2658/70 "1999-10-22T21:18:00Z")
## You know, I’ll be in Utah in Nov \ Magnificent to behold - Greatly to be praised. ---
**Author:** ![andros](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e480ec/32.png) [@andros](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/andros)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 1999, 9:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-sig-line-is-too-fucking-long/2658/71 "1999-10-22T21:26:00Z")
I used to live in SLC, still have friends there . . . next time I visit you could show me those claws, Diane. Aw, shit. Now I’m doing it. Where the hell is C#3 when I need him? ---
**Author:** ![UncleBeer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/977dab/32.png) [@UncleBeer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBeer)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 1999, 9:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-sig-line-is-too-fucking-long/2658/72 "1999-10-22T21:31:00Z")
Ain’t it pathetic how an attractive and intelligent woman can reduce a guy to a quivering mass of lust crazed jelly? * * * “The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind.” - _Humphrey Bogart_ ---
**Author:** ![Sealemon88](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c68b51/32.png) [@Sealemon88](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sealemon88)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 1999, 9:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-sig-line-is-too-fucking-long/2658/73 "1999-10-22T21:32:00Z")
Kinda tingly, actually. * * * You say “cheesy” like that’s a **BAD** thing. ---
**Author:** ![Diane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/2acd7d/32.png) [@Diane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diane)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 1999, 9:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-sig-line-is-too-fucking-long/2658/74 "1999-10-22T21:41:00Z")
I’ll STILL be in Utah in November. Byzantine is here too. Ummmm. . . . :::wheels churning::: We better hurry up if we’re gonna have a cyber-orgy. I am sure that C#3 will be slithering in at any moment and spank us all. I just thought of a great topic to create later tonight when I am HOME ALONE :::hint::: ☹ The boyfriend is working late and I’ll be HOME ALONE :::hint::: * * * \>^,^\< KITTEN If ignorance is bliss, you must be orgasmic. ---
**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 1999, 5:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-sig-line-is-too-fucking-long/2658/75 "1999-10-25T05:25:00Z")
kellibelli: Now that I’ve caught up on this thread (I’d been away from the Pit for a few days), and I sense a certain diffidence in you as to whether you want to take any more heckling for your OP, I’m not really sure I really want to do this. But, what the hell, I spent too much time writing this one for another thread (also in the Pit – “explain this one, jodih,” if you must know), and I DID say I was going to put it here, so here goes. * * * Maybe I should stick to long-winded, quote-filled, sentence-by sentence responses that point out the flaws and inconsistencies in the posts of every person who ever appeared to write a word that disagreed with what I wrote, reaffirming and as necessary, rewording my assertions, until I’ve been here so long my server disconnects me three times while I’m writing, and guaranteeing that I’ll be here until I can’t possibly get to bed and sleep long enough to be capable of getting up to my alarm clock. ---
**Author:** ![Dandmb50](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ba9def/32.png) [@Dandmb50](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dandmb50)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 1999, 2:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-sig-line-is-too-fucking-long/2658/76 "1999-10-28T02:32:00Z")
Hope I pass the sig police, but then who gives a fuck. If you don’t like the channel use the clicker, or just turn the thing off! * * * Please feel free to email me. I’m not conceited, I’m convinced! [Dandmb50@netscape.net](mailto:Dandmb50@netscape.net) and visit my homepage. [http://members.aol.com/dandmb50/1.html/](http://members.aol.com/dandmb50/1.html/) ---
**Author:** ![Sycorax](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a4c791/32.png) [@Sycorax](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sycorax)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 1999, 3:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-sig-line-is-too-fucking-long/2658/77 "1999-10-28T03:11:00Z")
I second that emotion, Diane. Yes, jazz, I’m a woman. I avoided posting anything to Kel’s posts for a long time because every time I started to, I ended up sounding mean and snotty, and I didn’t want all the posters to be pissed at me. I hadn’t read many of her posts, so I figured, hey, maybe I’m missing something here, but that rant set me off. As did the rant about getting busted at work. Plus, I don’t think much of any woman who uses the c-word. ---
**Author:** ![Diane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/2acd7d/32.png) [@Diane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diane)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 1999, 3:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-sig-line-is-too-fucking-long/2658/78 "1999-10-28T03:19:00Z")
> [@](#): > > Plus, I don’t think much of any woman who uses the c-word. Ditto Go back and look at my threads over the last few months. I am a potty mouth. However, there is one word, and only one word, that even _I_ find vulgar. The C-word. * * * \>^,^\< KITTEN Seven days of sex makes a whole week. ---
**Author:** ![SanibelMan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e4f/32.png) [@SanibelMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SanibelMan)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 1999, 4:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-sig-line-is-too-fucking-long/2658/79 "1999-10-28T04:03:00Z")
::bringing this thread _way_ the hell back on track:: So, Kellibelli, is my sig too long? Lemme know, OK? [jonkleinow@macconnect.com](mailto:jonkleinow@macconnect.com) * * * _ **SanibelMan** _ “A wise man will not leave the right to the mercy of chance, nor wish it to prevail through the power of the majority. There is but little virtue in the action of masses of men.” – Henry David Thoreau ---
**Author:** ![Byzantine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/dfb087/32.png) [@Byzantine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Byzantine)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 1999, 5:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-sig-line-is-too-fucking-long/2658/80 "1999-10-28T05:01:00Z")
The c word? You don’t mean (gasp) chocolate? Oh, the horror! And yes, I’ll STILL be in Utah… I’ve put so much time and money into this house there’s no way I’ll sell it now! Oh, and kellibelli, I changed my sig line. I don’t use it very often but I do like this one. * * * Best! Byz [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-sig-line-is-too-fucking-long/2658.md?page=3) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-sig-line-is-too-fucking-long/2658.md?page=5)