# Your six questions for Osama bin-Laden: SUBMIT HERE! **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [October 17, 2001, 12:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-six-questions-for-osama-bin-laden-submit-here/87955 "2001-10-17T12:00:52Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 10\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2001, 11:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-six-questions-for-osama-bin-laden-submit-here/87955/41 "2001-10-21T23:42:18Z")
1. Considering the fact that you are in the middle of a war zone and live in a cave, how the _hell_ do you get your robes to stay so white? 2. When you finally meet up with Allah and he asks you,“Why did you steal so many souls from me?”, what are you going to tell him? 3. Have you tried a good laxative? ---
**Author:** ![Philosophocles](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/b38774/32.png) [@Philosophocles](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Philosophocles)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2001, 5:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-six-questions-for-osama-bin-laden-submit-here/87955/42 "2001-10-22T05:02:21Z")
What’s the frequency Kenneth? Where is your buddy Bert? How’s this for a fatwa? Would you like this branding iron up your ass or down your throat? Are you responsible for the Olson twins? What would you do to put the “fun” back in fundamentalism? ---
**Author:** ![Zenster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/cdc98d/32.png) [@Zenster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zenster)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2001, 6:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-six-questions-for-osama-bin-laden-submit-here/87955/43 "2001-10-22T06:16:02Z")
1. Would you like fries with your 1,000 pounder? 2. Are you batshit or is it just the cave? 3. Would you do us a favor and bunch up with all of your Taleban friends? 4. You mean you aren’t curious how far up your @ss the barrel of an Abrams M1A1 tank can go? 5. Do you have someone to taste your food? 6. Didn’t we tell you that your cellmate thinks you’re cute? ---
**Author:** ![LinoleumInnocence](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f9ae1b/32.png) [@LinoleumInnocence](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LinoleumInnocence)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2001, 7:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-six-questions-for-osama-bin-laden-submit-here/87955/44 "2001-10-22T07:37:02Z")
How do you get food out of that beard? Or is that the reason why there are no real close ups of you? Li ---
**Author:** ![Cougarfang](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c67d28/32.png) [@Cougarfang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cougarfang)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2001, 9:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-six-questions-for-osama-bin-laden-submit-here/87955/45 "2001-10-22T09:47:57Z")
just one question. 1)Meow? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![audient](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@audient](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/audient)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2001, 5:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-six-questions-for-osama-bin-laden-submit-here/87955/46 "2001-10-23T05:36:58Z")
1. do these pants make my butt look big? ---
**Author:** ![Metaphor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/bbce88/32.png) [@Metaphor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Metaphor)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2001, 6:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-six-questions-for-osama-bin-laden-submit-here/87955/47 "2001-10-23T06:06:26Z")
What’s Opal? I read that word quite few times here. ---
**Author:** ![caveman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/caveman/32/7242_2.png) [@caveman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/caveman)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2001, 1:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-six-questions-for-osama-bin-laden-submit-here/87955/48 "2001-10-23T13:24:53Z")
1.I do not mean to pry, but you don’t, by any chance, happen to have six fingers on your right hand? 2.What color is the sky in that f’d up little world of yours? 3.Given the choice, anal rape by a bear or a bull elephant? 4.Can I see _your_ copy of the Koran? 5.Would you say you’re more of an iris man or a eyebrow man? 6.And now the defining question: chunky or creamy? ---
**Author:** ![Guy\_Incognito](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guy_incognito/32/3920_2.png) [@Guy\_Incognito](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guy_Incognito)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2001, 2:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-six-questions-for-osama-bin-laden-submit-here/87955/49 "2001-10-24T02:05:27Z")
1. Did you know that your beard makes you look like the ass end of a gopher? 2. That robe wouldn’t happen to be flame retardent, would it? 3. Would you be surprised if I told you that your coffee is actually Anthrax Crystals ™? 4. I think I’ve got a bullet stuck in this rifle barrel. Would you mind looking there while I try to work it loose? 5. Where would you like it–in the belly or the head? Ahhh, catharsis! ---
**Author:** ![Catamount](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/catamount/32/2840_2.png) [@Catamount](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Catamount)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2001, 2:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-six-questions-for-osama-bin-laden-submit-here/87955/50 "2001-10-24T02:36:59Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Guinastasia \* > \*\*6. Now, would you please take your seat, so you can spend the rest of your life watching the sex scenes from _Mitchell_? \*\* No, no, no. He should be watching the sex scenes from _IT Lives By Night_ for the maximum effect. 😃 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-six-questions-for-osama-bin-laden-submit-here/87955.md?page=2)