# Your Star Wars Name **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [November 9, 1999, 2:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-star-wars-name/10875 "1999-11-09T14:36:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Gazelle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/b4bc9f/32.png) [@Gazelle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gazelle)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 1999, 2:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-star-wars-name/10875/1 "1999-11-09T14:36:00Z")
I got this one via e-mail today. Your Star Wars Name: First 3 letters of your last name + first 2 letters of your first name = **Your Star Wars First Name** First 2 letters of your mother’s maiden name + first 3 letters of the name of the town or city you were born in = **Your Star Wars Last Name** Mine: Kowra Qutac Whee! * * * Men are from Mars, women are from Venus, dogs are from Pluto. ---
**Author:** ![Stevie\_Rave\_On](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c68b51/32.png) [@Stevie\_Rave\_On](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stevie_Rave_On)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 1999, 2:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-star-wars-name/10875/2 "1999-11-09T14:40:00Z")
That would make me Kwibo Stoak. * * * “Trying is the first step towards failure.” Homer Simpson ---
**Author:** ![Globe-trotter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/cab0a1/32.png) [@Globe-trotter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Globe-trotter)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 1999, 2:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-star-wars-name/10875/3 "1999-11-09T14:43:00Z")
I’m Stlan Brque How is that pronounced?!? * * * Sex appeal – Give generously ---
**Author:** ![Daniel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/3ec8ea/32.png) [@Daniel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Daniel)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 1999, 2:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-star-wars-name/10875/4 "1999-11-09T14:50:00Z")
What if you have a two-letter last name like Ho? Fortuntately I do not have this problem. Five letters is more than enough. Allow me to introduce myself, my name is: ## Wolda Lamon “I’m just too much for human existence – I should be animated.” –Wayne Knight ---
**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 1999, 2:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-star-wars-name/10875/5 "1999-11-09T14:55:00Z")
Kinmi Wripla (I cheated slightly on the last name and counted “wr” as one letter. Otherwise it would have been Wrpla, which would only work in the Polish-dubbed version.) ---
**Author:** ![The\_LION](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/8e7dd6/32.png) [@The\_LION](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_LION)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 1999, 3:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-star-wars-name/10875/6 "1999-11-09T15:16:00Z")
Darth Barmi Mahou,at your service. Peace t lion ---
**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 1999, 3:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-star-wars-name/10875/7 "1999-11-09T15:17:00Z")
Ugh…these name games don’t work well for me… Wegmi Kubro ---
**Author:** ![BoBettie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/4af34b/32.png) [@BoBettie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BoBettie)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 1999, 3:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-star-wars-name/10875/8 "1999-11-09T15:21:00Z")
Trusu Nibin Kinda cool, I think 🙂 * * * A friend is someone who likes you even though you’re as ugly as a hat full of assholes. [Zettecity](http://www.angelfire.com/ny3/zettecity/index.html) ---
**Author:** ![Max\_Torque](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Max\_Torque](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Max_Torque)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 1999, 3:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-star-wars-name/10875/9 "1999-11-09T15:30:00Z")
Hmm… Sekja Toing. Not bad, but could be better. How about I use Los Angeles instead of Inglewood? Sekja Tolos. That’s better. ---
**Author:** ![Earl\_Snake-Hips\_Tucker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/earl_snake-hips_tucker/32/3269_2.png) [@Earl\_Snake-Hips\_Tucker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Earl_Snake-Hips_Tucker)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 1999, 3:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-star-wars-name/10875/10 "1999-11-09T15:44:00Z")
If I use my “real” first name: Drebe Fagwin If I use my “normal” first name (my middle name): Dreed Fagwin ---
**Author:** ![Cap\_n\_Crude](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Cap\_n\_Crude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cap_n_Crude)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 1999, 3:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-star-wars-name/10875/11 "1999-11-09T15:44:00Z")
Problem. I wind up as Marla Eielm. I suppose I could invoke masculine privilege and become Maral Eielm. Then there are the various punctuation ploys – Mar’al Ei-elm, perhaps. However, having played the SW RPG and created several characters, I most identify with a fighter pilot from the early days of the Rebellion by the name of Nev Holander. Perhaps I should say Nev Holander (c), since I plan on using that name somewhere down the line and I want it clear that it’s MINE!! ALL MINE!! 🙂 * * * –Da Cap’n “Playin’ solitaire 'til dawn With a deck of fifty-one.” ---
**Author:** ![metroshane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/aeb1de/32.png) [@metroshane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/metroshane)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 1999, 3:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-star-wars-name/10875/12 "1999-11-09T15:46:00Z")
Kisma Magar– I would probably be the 2nd cousin to that horn playing elephant in jabba’s cantina. * * * The only way to rid yourself of temptation is to yield to it–Oscar Wilde ---
**Author:** ![Satan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Satan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Satan)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 1999, 3:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-star-wars-name/10875/13 "1999-11-09T15:49:00Z")
Mine sucks, but I wil take the liberty of adding some punctuation to make it slightly less sucky: One-Bo Sc’Bro Only slightly… How about if I choose Blow Me Won Kenobi? * * * Yer pal, Satan ---
**Author:** ![Flypsyde](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/f0a364/32.png) [@Flypsyde](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flypsyde)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 1999, 3:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-star-wars-name/10875/14 "1999-11-09T15:49:00Z")
Padme Amidala… No, wait. Pieza Wespr. * * * And the problem with small furry animals in corners is that, just occasionally, one of them’s a mongoose. Terry Pratchett, _Witches Abroad_ ---
**Author:** ![Omniscient](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/omniscient/32/3290_2.png) [@Omniscient](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Omniscient)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 1999, 3:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-star-wars-name/10875/15 "1999-11-09T15:50:00Z")
Hmmmmm Gab’be Hajol, Gabe Hajol? Not bad I guess. Some of these look more Klingon, than they do Star Wars. ---
**Author:** ![Strainger](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/strainger/32/244_2.png) [@Strainger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Strainger)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 1999, 3:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-star-wars-name/10875/16 "1999-11-09T15:52:00Z")
**Strje Lileb** That’s difficult to pronounce. Can I cheat and use the first _4_ letters of my last name? **Straje Lileb** ---
**Author:** ![Strainger](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/strainger/32/244_2.png) [@Strainger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Strainger)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 1999, 3:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-star-wars-name/10875/17 "1999-11-09T15:54:00Z")
Hmmm, if you change that to allow the first _3_ letters of your first name, then I have a friend whose Star Wars first name is Mar-Mar. ---
**Author:** ![SqrlCub](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ea5d25/32.png) [@SqrlCub](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SqrlCub)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 1999, 4:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-star-wars-name/10875/18 "1999-11-09T16:01:00Z")
Michelle, yours is COOL! Wegmi Kubro, doesn’t necessarily sound like a woman’s name but it is cool nonetheless. Let’s see for me it would be… Wiljo Prant. (I won’t use the San part) or if I use the name I go by for the first part…Wilell Prant. Not too bad. What happened to the other thread that dealt with medication? I like this one better. HUGS! Sqrl * * * Gasoline: As an accompaniement to cereal it made a refreshing change. Glen Baxter ---
**Author:** ![mouthbreather](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a698b9/32.png) [@mouthbreather](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mouthbreather)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 1999, 4:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-star-wars-name/10875/19 "1999-11-09T16:18:00Z")
that would make me: Daval Deamo hmmm…sounds more like a 1978 lounge lizard than star wars… ---
**Author:** ![KCB615](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ea666f/32.png) [@KCB615](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KCB615)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 1999, 4:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-star-wars-name/10875/20 "1999-11-09T16:23:00Z")
Souje Grfal ## Sounds like a gastrointestinal disorder. Jeremy… I can think of no more stirring symbol of man’s humanity to man than a fire engine - Kurt Vonnegut [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-star-wars-name/10875.md?page=2)