# Your Star Wars Name **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [November 9, 1999, 2:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-star-wars-name/10875 "1999-11-09T14:36:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Gail](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Gail](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gail)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 1999, 1:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-star-wars-name/10875/41 "1999-11-10T01:20:00Z")
I’m Smiga Sltol…unpronouncible. I like my daughter’s name better–Smisa Boren. Maybe I’ll change my user name to Smiga? * * * –Gail “Predictable, really I suppose. It was an act of purest optimism to have posed the question in the first place.” --John Cleese ---
**Author:** ![eden](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/5f9b8f/32.png) [@eden](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eden)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 1999, 1:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-star-wars-name/10875/42 "1999-11-10T01:26:00Z")
I have the most boring one: Somed Himou Sounds like Sominex. Bleah. ---
**Author:** ![SanibelMan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e4f/32.png) [@SanibelMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SanibelMan)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 1999, 1:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-star-wars-name/10875/43 "1999-11-10T01:38:00Z")
Klejo Resai. Hmm… ---
**Author:** ![capybara](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/capybara/32/202_2.png) [@capybara](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/capybara)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 1999, 4:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-star-wars-name/10875/44 "1999-11-10T04:53:00Z")
Mine’s good: Kirmi Yojun of Nordette III ---
**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 1999, 5:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-star-wars-name/10875/45 "1999-11-10T05:08:00Z")
Moosie Girl: Maybe you’ve discovered the secret of Mr Spock’s first name. His parents must have been playing this game. Omniscient: I’m envisioning a script meeting for the next film and George Lucas having a brainstorm, “I know! For comic relief let’s have a toothless old Jedi knight in a ten gallon hat. But what will we call him?” ---
**Author:** ![Dernhelm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/9f8e36/32.png) [@Dernhelm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dernhelm)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 1999, 5:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-star-wars-name/10875/46 "1999-11-10T05:52:00Z")
Buslo Chhan(Buslo Ch’han?) of Rogue squadron enters the dreary space-port and surveys her fighter… Hmmm, Episode II? 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Crittermaker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9d8465/32.png) [@Crittermaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crittermaker)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 1999, 9:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-star-wars-name/10875/47 "1999-11-10T09:28:00Z")
Weiba Malos. So I’m a villain who wobbles but doesn’t fall down? ---
**Author:** ![Cap\_n\_Crude](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Cap\_n\_Crude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cap_n_Crude)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 1999, 3:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-star-wars-name/10875/48 "1999-11-10T15:37:00Z")
I must be fucking retarded. I read the instructions wrong. My name would actually be Lagma Ei’elm. Actually, I’ve seen these “What is your ??? Name” things so often, I probably got confused with another Star Wars one I’ve seen. I’m still sticking with Nev Holander, though. We (my former gaming group) decided that he was in command of the defection of the Incom design team that gave the Rebellion the X-Wing fighter. He was also a test pilot for same, and commanded the first wing – Black Squadron. Can you tell I spend a little too much time in my own fantasy world? * * * –Da Cap’n “Playin’ solitaire 'til dawn With a deck of fifty-one.” ---
**Author:** ![Minxsmom](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d07c76/32.png) [@Minxsmom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Minxsmom)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 1999, 8:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-star-wars-name/10875/49 "1999-11-10T20:45:00Z")
Mensu Evsta. Not bad. It’s pretty pronounceable. ---
**Author:** ![Yankee\_Blue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/7ea924/32.png) [@Yankee\_Blue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yankee_Blue)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 1999, 8:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-star-wars-name/10875/50 "1999-11-10T20:54:00Z")
Paton only the second part of the formula gives me something viable. I just go by one name - I’ve got the death sentence in twelve systems. ---
**Author:** ![Sassy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e47c2d/32.png) [@Sassy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sassy)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 1999, 12:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-star-wars-name/10875/51 "1999-11-11T00:12:00Z")
Lucei Byr’sa Can you tell I’m a girly-girl? * * * It’s Been Lovely But I Have To Scream Now ---
**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 1999, 12:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-star-wars-name/10875/52 "1999-11-11T00:23:00Z")
_Permit me to introduce myself: my name is Bosda Di’Chi, of the planet Prevacid._ Cool! This is fun!! * * * YO-HO, ME HEARTIES! ALL HANDS ON DECK FOR THE MUSICAL BATTLE AT SEA! ---
**Author:** ![\_Df](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/_/7ba0ec/32.png) [@\_Df](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/_Df)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 1999, 12:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-star-wars-name/10875/53 "1999-11-11T00:39:00Z")
Forda Desan, owner of the _second_-fastest ship in this quadrant. (Made the Kessel Run in _4.3_ parsecs.) Cross me at your peril. ---
**Author:** ![\_Df](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/_/7ba0ec/32.png) [@\_Df](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/_Df)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 1999, 12:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-star-wars-name/10875/54 "1999-11-11T00:40:00Z")
Maybe I should just make that Ford Desoto? ---
**Author:** ![Jophiel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jophiel/32/66_2.png) [@Jophiel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jophiel)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 1999, 12:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-star-wars-name/10875/55 "1999-11-11T00:57:00Z")
> [@](#): > > I heard one different version of this game. The name of the last perscription drug you had is the planet you’re from. Verja Howoo from Locaine. Hell, let’s add the mg level and make it Verja Howoo from Locaine-30 Wow… my name sucks. * * * “I guess it is possible for one person to make a difference, although most of the time they probably shouldn’t.” ---
**Author:** ![sly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e56c9b/32.png) [@sly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sly)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 1999, 1:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-star-wars-name/10875/56 "1999-11-11T01:15:00Z")
Youst Gedet, father of Youjo PeWal. Hmmm. I kinda’ like Youjo PeWal. _Youjo, I’m your father_ ---
**Author:** ![timmar68](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/97f17d/32.png) [@timmar68](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/timmar68)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 1999, 5:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-star-wars-name/10875/57 "1999-11-11T05:09:00Z")
Mine sounds like a Star Wars name…Quima Bamil! * * * MaryAnn More woman than you’ll ever inflate! ---
**Author:** ![Jojomojo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/b487fb/32.png) [@Jojomojo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jojomojo)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 1999, 5:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-star-wars-name/10875/58 "1999-11-11T05:52:00Z")
Blajo Voyor ---
**Author:** ![Jojomojo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/b487fb/32.png) [@Jojomojo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jojomojo)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 1999, 6:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-star-wars-name/10875/59 "1999-11-11T06:02:00Z")
hey. its me again, the annoying girl I like my fake SW name…I think it sounds kinda star warsie!! ---
**Author:** ![bunny](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3d9bf3/32.png) [@bunny](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bunny)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 1999, 6:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-star-wars-name/10875/60 "1999-11-11T06:08:00Z")
Mine is MOUJE CADGE. I have also heard that your star wars plant you come from is the type of car you drive. so i come from the planet Protoege * * * All we really needed to know we learned in Kindergarden [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-star-wars-name/10875.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-star-wars-name/10875.md?page=4)