# Your Star Wars name **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 13, 2000, 4:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-star-wars-name/12721 "2000-01-13T04:13:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Dizzy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/d78d45/32.png) [@Dizzy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dizzy)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2000, 4:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-star-wars-name/12721/1 "2000-01-13T04:13:00Z")
If this has been posted before, forgive- I tried to do a search, but… Anyway, you take the the first 3 letters of your last name, add them to the first 2 letters of your first name. Hence, James Martin would be Marja. That’s your first name. Then you take the first 2 letters of your mother’s maiden name and add it to the first 3 letters of the town you were born in. Thus, James’ mother’s maiden name is Scott, and he was born in Elk Grove Village- Scelk. Our friend Jimmy’s Star Wars name is therefore Marja Scelk. Mine is Helmi Lewin. Now you know how George does it. * * * Dizzy _It’s funny 'cause it’s true!_ ---
**Author:** ![Sylence](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b19c9b/32.png) [@Sylence](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sylence)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2000, 4:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-star-wars-name/12721/2 "2000-01-13T04:42:00Z")
In that case I’d be Daljo Bero. Sounds like Sancho Panza’s sidekick to me. – Sylence * * * I don’t have an evil side. Just a really, really apathetic one. ---
**Author:** ![Surgoshan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e95f7d/32.png) [@Surgoshan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Surgoshan)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2000, 4:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-star-wars-name/12721/3 "2000-01-13T04:51:00Z")
My first name is Brojo, my second can very. Dori Dowe Doch x 2 (two places named that) Dowi Dowa I’ll go with Dowa, I was born there. Brojo Dowa here. ---
**Author:** ![Nekosoft](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/c2a13f/32.png) [@Nekosoft](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nekosoft)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2000, 4:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-star-wars-name/12721/4 "2000-01-13T04:58:00Z")
## Joher Swsun? Hope I’m a Jedi. Dojo. Casino. It’s all in the mind. ---
**Author:** ![Minxsmom](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d07c76/32.png) [@Minxsmom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Minxsmom)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2000, 5:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-star-wars-name/12721/5 "2000-01-13T05:06:00Z")
I’d be Mensu Evblo Yeech ---
**Author:** ![Toonces](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/b782af/32.png) [@Toonces](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Toonces)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2000, 5:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-star-wars-name/12721/6 "2000-01-13T05:15:00Z")
Me: Odomi Dapor My hubby: Odoni Mofal Me paw: Micje Beame Me maw: Micpa Scame Me bro: Micsc Daexe ---
**Author:** ![Demo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/demo/32/8472_2.png) [@Demo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Demo)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2000, 5:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-star-wars-name/12721/7 "2000-01-13T05:38:00Z")
Gonvi Caesc? Sounds a little to Dark Side-ish for me 😉 * * * I’m a straight as an arrow when and drunk 🙂 -Omniscient ---
**Author:** ![Shayna](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/shayna/32/17976_2.png) [@Shayna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shayna)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2000, 6:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-star-wars-name/12721/8 "2000-01-13T06:01:00Z")
Greetings from Weiji Ststl * * * “How wonderful it is that nobody need wait a single moment before starting to improve the world.” - Anne Frank ---
**Author:** ![Heath\_Doolin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Heath\_Doolin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Heath_Doolin)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2000, 6:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-star-wars-name/12721/9 "2000-01-13T06:14:00Z")
DooHe Babat? Yipes * * * Tyler Durden: You are not your job. You are not the money in your bank account. You are not the car you drive. You are not how much money is in your wallet. You are not your fucking khakis. You are the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world. ---
**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2000, 6:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-star-wars-name/12721/10 "2000-01-13T06:30:00Z")
Mcdsa Orpho?! I must be the bastard spawn of some gungan gang bang!!! That sucks!!! * * * “I was being honest, @$$hole, I would expect YOU to know the difference.” ~~John Bender in The Breakfast Club. Talk to me, baby! [mcdsanti@hotmail.com](mailto:mcdsanti@hotmail.com) ---
**Author:** ![Catrandom](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/7bcc69/32.png) [@Catrandom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Catrandom)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2000, 6:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-star-wars-name/12721/11 "2000-01-13T06:33:00Z")
Brico McLos – sounds like a criminal. Catrandom ---
**Author:** ![kinoons](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/a698b9/32.png) [@kinoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kinoons)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2000, 6:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-star-wars-name/12721/12 "2000-01-13T06:38:00Z")
Mine would be Kinjo Dophe I was actually in the movie – remember the inital scene, where the Empire was boarding the princesses ship? I was the 3rd rebel guard on the right. George decided my name was way too screwed up, and killed me off quick * * * C3-24/7 “I’ve got the goods if you’ve got the cash; what you want fool?” ---
**Author:** ![yosemite](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/3ab097/32.png) [@yosemite](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/yosemite)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2000, 6:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-star-wars-name/12721/13 "2000-01-13T06:43:00Z")
Dunja Bugle. Well, it has a slightly musical tinge to it! ---
**Author:** ![Satan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Satan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Satan)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2000, 6:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-star-wars-name/12721/14 "2000-01-13T06:51:00Z")
ONEBR SCBRO Fuck… It looks like a game of Acrophobia. Okay, maybe if I add accents… ONE’BR SC’BRO Nope. Hopeless… * * * Yer pal, Satan _ **First Place** Most Popular Poster of the 20th Century Competition As overseen by Coldfire_ ---
**Author:** ![Kyla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/eada6e/32.png) [@Kyla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kyla)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2000, 7:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-star-wars-name/12721/15 "2000-01-13T07:00:00Z")
Good lord, I’m Walky Wasan. I think my character is along for comic relief. * * * ~Kyla “Anger is what makes America great.” ---
**Author:** ![John\_Corrado](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/a88e4f/32.png) [@John\_Corrado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Corrado)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2000, 7:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-star-wars-name/12721/16 "2000-01-13T07:02:00Z")
Corja Wawas. Not much of a Jedi, but I do own one of the largest chains of convenience stores in the southern part of the Empire. * * * JMCJ **_Not Even Mentioned_ Most Popular Poster of the 20th Century Competition As overseen by Coldfire** ---
**Author:** ![Narile](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/71c47a/32.png) [@Narile](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Narile)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2000, 7:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-star-wars-name/12721/17 "2000-01-13T07:07:00Z")
## DemJo JoDay…Ok, I sound like one of those wierd secondary aliens that run around. \>\>Being Chaotic Evil means never having to say your sorry…unless the other guy is bigger than you.\<\< —The dragon observes ---
**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2000, 7:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-star-wars-name/12721/18 "2000-01-13T07:54:00Z")
Johbe Dico- could very well be I am destined to be a jedi knight. * * * Now is the time for all good men to come to the aid of their gazorninplatt. ---
**Author:** ![Valerieblaise](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@Valerieblaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Valerieblaise)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2000, 8:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-star-wars-name/12721/19 "2000-01-13T08:01:00Z")
I’d be Curva Nechi. Heh. Curva. That’s oddly accurate. * * * “I’ll tell you a secret, baby - maybe you can’t do better - gotta settle for second best” - the Judybats ---
**Author:** ![mega\_the\_roo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/3da27b/32.png) [@mega\_the\_roo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mega_the_roo)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2000, 8:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-star-wars-name/12721/20 "2000-01-13T08:11:00Z")
kohme hisas i was thinking it would be pronounced ko-mee hi-sass… but when taken into consideration the way that my last name is pronounced, maybe it’s more like comb his-ass. 🙂 * * * “human beings, vegetables, or cosmic dust; we all dance to a mysterious tune, intoned in the distance by an invisible piper.” - albert einstein [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-star-wars-name/12721.md?page=2)