# Your Star Wars name **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [May 31, 2000, 11:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-star-wars-name/21053 "2000-05-31T23:21:23Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![monkeylucifer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f05b48/32.png) [@monkeylucifer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/monkeylucifer)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2000, 11:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-star-wars-name/21053/1 "2000-05-31T23:21:23Z")
Well, I see that the Porn/Soap star name topic tends to give everyone the giggles, so allow me to pass this on to you… **YOUR STAR WARS NAME:** [/list] [li]First 3 letters of your last name[/li] [li]First 2 letters of your first name[/li] [li]First 2 letters of your Moms maiden name[/li] [li]First 3 letters of the city you were born[/li] [/list]Put them all together and you have your Star Wars name. I am the dreaded Sith apprentice _ **Ricga Log-ul** _ (Use hyphens and spaces as necessary, or randomly if you feel like it, hell Lucas doesn’t give a crap if it sound silly, so why should you?? ---
**Author:** ![Wicked\_Blue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/2acd7d/32.png) [@Wicked\_Blue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wicked_Blue)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2000, 2:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-star-wars-name/21053/2 "2000-06-01T02:51:23Z")
I am the lovable Jac-Ro Mabro 🙂 Rose ---
**Author:** ![GaWd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/f08c70/32.png) [@GaWd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GaWd)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2000, 3:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-star-wars-name/21053/3 "2000-06-01T03:30:10Z")
So, instead, I suppose I’m… Rozsa Bl-San Wha? Oh whatever…🙂 -Sam ---
**Author:** ![Monster104](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c6cbf5/32.png) [@Monster104](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monster104)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2000, 3:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-star-wars-name/21053/4 "2000-06-01T03:33:55Z")
Well, I wanted to be Ooby Doob Banooby, but instead I got Mar-Da Lawes…hmmm…sure, why not. ---
**Author:** ![Garfield226](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Garfield226](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Garfield226)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2000, 3:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-star-wars-name/21053/5 "2000-06-01T03:34:11Z")
Jon-Br-Cr D’an Cool! I guess I’m Figrin’s brother. ---
**Author:** ![dook](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/cdc98d/32.png) [@dook](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dook)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2000, 3:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-star-wars-name/21053/6 "2000-06-01T03:42:20Z")
Thob’r Johan. I taught Han Solo everything he knows. -dook ---
**Author:** ![Tisme](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/f0a364/32.png) [@Tisme](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tisme)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2000, 4:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-star-wars-name/21053/7 "2000-06-01T04:35:15Z")
Coo-Gr Leade? What a name eh? May the force be with you ---
**Author:** ![evilbeth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/evilbeth/32/2268_2.png) [@evilbeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/evilbeth)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2000, 4:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-star-wars-name/21053/8 "2000-06-01T04:39:41Z")
Say hello to Slu-Be Whhic. I have no idea how you pronounce that but it definitley _looks_ like a _Star Wars_ name! ---
**Author:** ![Geobabe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/geobabe/32/3908_2.png) [@Geobabe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Geobabe)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2000, 5:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-star-wars-name/21053/9 "2000-06-01T05:01:41Z")
Easli KuWas, at your service. ---
**Author:** ![SPOOFE](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c5a1d2/32.png) [@SPOOFE](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SPOOFE)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2000, 6:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-star-wars-name/21053/10 "2000-06-01T06:39:34Z")
Marje Lewoo… the Hutt. ---
**Author:** ![JavaMaven1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/cab0a1/32.png) [@JavaMaven1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JavaMaven1)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2000, 6:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-star-wars-name/21053/11 "2000-06-01T06:40:56Z")
The handmaiden, Kig-je Laoka. Cool, ain’t it? I prefer the BF’s: Velja Molos. ---
**Author:** ![kasuo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/8c91f0/32.png) [@kasuo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kasuo)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2000, 8:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-star-wars-name/21053/12 "2000-06-01T08:10:15Z")
Par-Ja Oz’Los damn thats weird ---
**Author:** ![Trion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ccd318/32.png) [@Trion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Trion)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2000, 1:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-star-wars-name/21053/13 "2000-06-01T13:06:51Z")
Mine’s Lan-Pa Denor. I like it. ---
**Author:** ![Trout\_Mask\_Replica](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a88e57/32.png) [@Trout\_Mask\_Replica](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Trout_Mask_Replica)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2000, 1:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-star-wars-name/21053/14 "2000-06-01T13:36:58Z")
**Hil Besu’sou.** Er. ---
**Author:** ![Flutterby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/6f9a4e/32.png) [@Flutterby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flutterby)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2000, 1:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-star-wars-name/21053/15 "2000-06-01T13:37:37Z")
Jedi Hanru Ma’edm at your service… Now where can I pick up one of those nifty double sided light sabres? ---
**Author:** ![Girlbysea](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/c6cbf5/32.png) [@Girlbysea](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Girlbysea)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2000, 1:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-star-wars-name/21053/16 "2000-06-01T13:40:12Z")
Ray-Hi-So-Por… Damn, has a ring to it. Wouldn’t you say? ---
**Author:** ![Munch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/munch/32/5281_2.png) [@Munch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Munch)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2000, 2:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-star-wars-name/21053/17 "2000-06-01T14:31:18Z")
Ooooh!! I like it! Conma Skoma. Or would it be better as Conma Sko-ma? I like the fact that all of our names contain exactly the same number of letters… ---
**Author:** ![soulsling](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a5b964/32.png) [@soulsling](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/soulsling)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2000, 2:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-star-wars-name/21053/18 "2000-06-01T14:36:19Z")
**Beral Bab-Ro** i tought 'fet all he knows 😃 or maybe i’m just some alien hair stylist… idonknow… ---
**Author:** ![Crunchy\_Frog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ebca7d/32.png) [@Crunchy\_Frog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crunchy_Frog)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2000, 2:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-star-wars-name/21053/19 "2000-06-01T14:57:41Z")
Doing it your way, I’m Joro Br’Sai I learned Star Wars names another way though: You take the first 3 letters of your first name The model car you drive And the last medication you took would be the system you’re from. That way, I am Ron Neon from the Motrin System ---
**Author:** ![Olentzero](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/90ced4/32.png) [@Olentzero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Olentzero)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2000, 3:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-star-wars-name/21053/20 "2000-06-01T15:23:47Z")
I am… Ski Jera-Bra. The hell is that? I sound like cross between a tourist ad and a lingerie line. Mrs. O is Bri Joba-war, which sounds much cooler. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-star-wars-name/21053.md?page=2)