# Your Star Wars name **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [May 31, 2000, 11:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-star-wars-name/21053 "2000-05-31T23:21:23Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 19\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![xenophon41](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/xenophon41/32/253_2.png) [@xenophon41](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/xenophon41)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2000, 12:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-star-wars-name/21053/41 "2000-06-02T00:16:41Z")
Do’Yth Wo Fal, proprieter of the Light Saber Night Club. (You whack 'em, we stack 'em.) ---
**Author:** ![ThisYearsGirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/73ab20/32.png) [@ThisYearsGirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThisYearsGirl)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2000, 1:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-star-wars-name/21053/42 "2000-06-02T01:34:37Z")
Krishmicle–that just sounds kinda fictionally foreign. I can’t quite figure out how to hyphenate it to look cooler. ---
**Author:** ![Loki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/3be4f8/32.png) [@Loki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Loki)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2000, 1:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-star-wars-name/21053/43 "2000-06-02T01:50:45Z")
The Straight Dope Message Board. You will never find, a more wretched hive, of scum and villainy. -Nic’lo Mo-Don to Red Leader, preparing for attack run. Or maybe Nic Laser of the Hydrocortisone System. But don’t go near that system, you’ll get all itchy. Incidentally, if we’re talking REALLY immature games, play light sabre fights with a buddy, and only use alternative names for your _ahem_ naughty bits for the sound effects. Wangggg… Wangggg… cock-schlong-cock!..wangggg. Use your imagination. ---
**Author:** ![Eo\_Echo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ebca7d/32.png) [@Eo\_Echo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eo_Echo)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2000, 6:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-star-wars-name/21053/44 "2000-06-02T06:58:26Z")
By the first method, I’m Douja Pr-Phi and by the second…(drum roll), the fearsome JayEscort from the Tylenol System. How utterly ridiculous. ---
**Author:** ![billehunt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/c37758/32.png) [@billehunt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/billehunt)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2000, 7:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-star-wars-name/21053/45 "2000-06-02T07:11:50Z")
Darth Hun-Bi Do’San; I like it. Now I just need a cool cloak. ---
**Author:** ![SwimmingRiddles](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/43a26b/32.png) [@SwimmingRiddles](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SwimmingRiddles)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2000, 12:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-star-wars-name/21053/46 "2000-06-02T12:44:30Z")
Doobr Mobur. I kid you not. My friend has a theory that the Jedi are homosexual, and the reason Anakin becomes Darth Vader is that he does the beast with two backs with the Queen. She has other “evidence,” but I try not to listen too hard. (“Come on! A group of men who are gathered together by some divine birthright, and just by coincidence, don’t have any women in the club, who sit around playing with giant phallic symbols and are ALWAYS eager to take on an apprentice?”) ---
**Author:** ![Flutterby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/6f9a4e/32.png) [@Flutterby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flutterby)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2000, 3:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-star-wars-name/21053/47 "2000-06-02T15:36:19Z")
I think I’ll stick with Hanru Ma’edm Otherwise I’d be Rut None from the Tylenol System (since I don’t have a vehicle) Or if you count my bicycle it would be Rut Barletta from the Tylenol System… I still prefer the first though. ---
**Author:** ![Biggirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biggirl/32/3294_2.png) [@Biggirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biggirl)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2000, 4:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-star-wars-name/21053/48 "2000-06-02T16:11:01Z")
Cun`Mi Sane, crafty yet levelheaded sandwoman. Or Micsubway of the Claritin System. At least you other guys _have_ a car. Me, I’m a fast food employee in the sinus galaxy. ---
**Author:** ![UncaStuart](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/uncastuart/32/404_2.png) [@UncaStuart](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncaStuart)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2000, 4:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-star-wars-name/21053/49 "2000-06-02T16:59:24Z")
Stud os-Tsan Hmm, I guess that makes me the comically self-important smuggler pilot who always comes in second best to Han Solo when it comes to cargo and women. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Punkyova](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/b9e5f3/32.png) [@The\_Punkyova](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Punkyova)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2000, 6:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-star-wars-name/21053/50 "2000-06-02T18:29:49Z")
Thoj-ub’r Roa and the trusty droid Jul-535i of the Melatonin System. Hmm. Sounds like a crime fighting duo from a really bad comic book. ---
**Author:** ![CommonSenseMan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/bbe5ce/32.png) [@CommonSenseMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CommonSenseMan)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2000, 6:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-star-wars-name/21053/51 "2000-06-02T18:37:00Z")
Wit’ci Ha’col Failed the Jedi Exam because I asked the Jedi council if the force is really inside me, does that mean I become less powerful every time I use the lavvy? ---
**Author:** ![jesuslynch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e99b99/32.png) [@jesuslynch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jesuslynch)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2000, 7:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-star-wars-name/21053/52 "2000-06-02T19:10:21Z")
Ly-nJe Tomal or Jes Sky Hawk of the 714 System ---
**Author:** ![monkeylucifer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f05b48/32.png) [@monkeylucifer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/monkeylucifer)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2000, 9:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-star-wars-name/21053/53 "2000-06-02T21:24:22Z")
Okay, by the second method, I am Gav Frontier from the Tylenol PM System. I’m some kind of pansy galactic Davy Crockett with a sleeping disorder, I guess… I’ll stick with Ricga Log-ul. BTW, this is the first thread I’ve created here, and I’m so glad it’s been fairly successful… thanks guys!!! It’s up to two pages already, Yay!!! ---
**Author:** ![GuyShyGirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/57b2e6/32.png) [@GuyShyGirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GuyShyGirl)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2000, 9:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-star-wars-name/21053/54 "2000-06-02T21:59:13Z")
Mat’dekj-Eas OR Debco-Ugar from the Z-Pak galaxy. ---
**Author:** ![brachyrhynchos](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/brachyrhynchos/32/376_2.png) [@brachyrhynchos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/brachyrhynchos)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2000, 11:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-star-wars-name/21053/55 "2000-06-02T23:40:22Z")
Call me I’m ReeLi ii Whi, an endangered island bird whose habitats are restricted to those dimly-lit light saber night clubs… Or LisMaxima of Triprolidine, fearless gladiatrix of the runnynoses (hmmmmm, yet another nose theme…formerly known as Booger Gizzardnose in another thread.) ---
**Author:** ![foolsguinea](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/foolsguinea/32/14751_2.png) [@foolsguinea](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/foolsguinea)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2000, 12:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-star-wars-name/21053/56 "2000-06-03T00:25:29Z")
–Wilph Wisan– Yeah, right. ---
**Author:** ![foolsguinea](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/foolsguinea/32/14751_2.png) [@foolsguinea](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/foolsguinea)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2000, 12:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-star-wars-name/21053/57 "2000-06-03T00:31:07Z")
> [@](#): > > \*\* > I learned Star Wars names another way though: > You take the first 3 letters of your first name > The model car you drive > And the last medication you took would be the system you’re from.\*\* OK, cool. I be… Phi Reliant from St. John’s Wort. or maybe from Tums. OK, driving a Reliant is not that cool. ---
**Author:** ![Iguana\_Boy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/ed655f/32.png) [@Iguana\_Boy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Iguana_Boy)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2000, 10:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-star-wars-name/21053/58 "2000-06-03T10:30:37Z")
The infamous \*\* Mordo Ky-Dun \*\* here. I don’t know what I am… ---
**Author:** ![Jvanhorn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/d2c977/32.png) [@Jvanhorn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jvanhorn)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2000, 11:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-star-wars-name/21053/59 "2000-06-03T11:12:35Z")
Van-Joh Moral works out pretty well, and Mrs. Van Horn come up Orrver Leal. Or I would be JoF100 from the Penicillin system, and she might be Ve Cherokee from the Allegra system. Maybe we’ll both have to buy new cars. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-star-wars-name/21053.md?page=2)