# Your suggestions for a literary-themed ice cream flavor?

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**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [August 3, 2009, 7:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-suggestions-for-a-literary-themed-ice-cream-flavor/505205 "2009-08-03T19:45:11Z")\
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> [@AppallingGael](#):
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> Truman Compote

This is my favorite. It should be light and fruity but with a bit of a tangy bite.

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**Post date:** [August 5, 2009, 2:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-suggestions-for-a-literary-themed-ice-cream-flavor/505205/62 "2009-08-05T02:44:47Z")

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Catch-22 flavors

Heart of darkestchocolate

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**Post date:** [August 5, 2009, 3:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-suggestions-for-a-literary-themed-ice-cream-flavor/505205/63 "2009-08-05T03:43:19Z")

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I’d just go for the obvious ones where the title has the flavor in it:

_Hamburger Hill_ by William Pelfrey  
_Green Eggs and Ham_ by Dr Seuss  
Steinbeck’s _The Grapes of Wrath_ or _Tortilla Flat_  
_The Chocolate Wars_ by Robert Cormier  
_Pomegranate Soup_ by Marsha Mehran  
_The Apple Dumpling Gang_ by Jack M. Bickham  
_Fried Green Tomatoes at The Whistle Stop Cafe_ by Fannie Flagg  
_Playing for Pizza_ by John Grisham  
Salinger’s _Catcher in the Rye_ would be whiskey flavor I guess.  
Robert E Howard’s _Conan the Barbarian_ would come in a massive cone and of course be barbarian flavored.

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**Post date:** [August 5, 2009, 5:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-suggestions-for-a-literary-themed-ice-cream-flavor/505205/64 "2009-08-05T05:48:57Z")

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Superfudge.

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**Post date:** [August 5, 2009, 9:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-suggestions-for-a-literary-themed-ice-cream-flavor/505205/65 "2009-08-05T09:09:43Z")

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Henry Wadsworth Marshmallow  
A Heathbar Named Desire  
Maya Angelfood  
Le Malt d’Arthur  
Tristam Pecan Sandy  
In Love and Truffle  
Guns and Butterscotch  
A Million Reese’s Pieces  
A Tapioca of Galuppi’s  
Walnut Whitman  
A Macaroon of One’s Own

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**Post date:** [August 5, 2009, 9:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-suggestions-for-a-literary-themed-ice-cream-flavor/505205/66 "2009-08-05T09:11:01Z")

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> [@don\_t\_ask](#):
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> I’d just go for the obvious ones where the title has the flavor in it

You forgot _Pudd’nhead Wilson_ 🙂

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**Post date:** [August 5, 2009, 11:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-suggestions-for-a-literary-themed-ice-cream-flavor/505205/67 "2009-08-05T11:22:18Z")

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I am the Cheesecake  
Sometimes a Grape Notion  
Even Cowgirls Get the Blueberries

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**Post date:** [August 5, 2009, 2:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-suggestions-for-a-literary-themed-ice-cream-flavor/505205/68 "2009-08-05T14:00:23Z")

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> [@TheFatKid](#):
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> There’s also The Lovesong of J. Alfred Prufrockcandy, but it’s too long to fit on the carton. 😉

But it’s got the perfect ad line: “Do you dare eat the peach?”

How about Canter-berry Tales?

Or for those with more disturbing tastes: Ham-nut.

And because she’s got the most puntastic name for this: Maya Tangelo.

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**Post date:** [August 5, 2009, 3:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-suggestions-for-a-literary-themed-ice-cream-flavor/505205/69 "2009-08-05T15:46:42Z")

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Old Man and the Seagrams Whiskey

A Farewell to Almonds

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**Post date:** [August 5, 2009, 4:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-suggestions-for-a-literary-themed-ice-cream-flavor/505205/70 "2009-08-05T16:20:44Z")

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> [@astorian](#):
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> “A Farewell to Almonds”?

Dammit!:smack:

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**Post date:** [August 5, 2009, 4:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-suggestions-for-a-literary-themed-ice-cream-flavor/505205/71 "2009-08-05T16:21:12Z")

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MacadamiaBeth

Oreo and Juliet

War and Reese’s Piececs

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**Post date:** [August 5, 2009, 11:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-suggestions-for-a-literary-themed-ice-cream-flavor/505205/72 "2009-08-05T23:45:52Z")

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Portrait of a Ladyfinger  
Oreo and Eurydice  
A Midsummer Night’s Dreamsicle

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**Post date:** [August 6, 2009, 12:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-suggestions-for-a-literary-themed-ice-cream-flavor/505205/73 "2009-08-06T00:42:00Z")

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Figmalion  
Mango and Supermango  
The Canterberry Tales  
The Daerie Queene 😃  
She Stoop’d to Blancmange

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**Post date:** [August 6, 2009, 12:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-suggestions-for-a-literary-themed-ice-cream-flavor/505205/74 "2009-08-06T00:57:01Z")

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Hogg Slop.

(Inspired by Samuel R. Delany’s novel _Hogg._)

You don’t want to know what it tastes like.

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**Post date:** [August 6, 2009, 1:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-suggestions-for-a-literary-themed-ice-cream-flavor/505205/75 "2009-08-06T01:03:01Z")

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Les Marbleized.

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**Post date:** [August 6, 2009, 1:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-suggestions-for-a-literary-themed-ice-cream-flavor/505205/76 "2009-08-06T01:27:38Z")

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Swiss Almond Family Robinson  
Raisin, Rum  
Kumquats on the Western Front  
The Food of the Gods

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**Post date:** [August 6, 2009, 1:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-suggestions-for-a-literary-themed-ice-cream-flavor/505205/77 "2009-08-06T01:31:32Z")

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[QUOTE=jsgoddess]

The Daerie Queene 😃  
[/QUOTE]

This is awesome.

Mine:

Mrs. Marshmalloway  
To the Gingerbreadhouse

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**Post date:** [August 6, 2009, 1:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-suggestions-for-a-literary-themed-ice-cream-flavor/505205/78 "2009-08-06T01:31:52Z")

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Marzipannery Row  
Butter-rum, Butter-rum!  
Jamocha Inn (or did I see that one already? I know I’ve done a couple of duplicates)  
Finnegans Cake  
Martin Chuzzlemint

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**Post date:** [August 6, 2009, 1:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-suggestions-for-a-literary-themed-ice-cream-flavor/505205/79 "2009-08-06T01:35:11Z")

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The Bridge on the River Acai

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**Post date:** [August 6, 2009, 1:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-suggestions-for-a-literary-themed-ice-cream-flavor/505205/80 "2009-08-06T01:39:47Z")

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Marzipanimal Farm  
Native Son-dae

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