# Your Theme Music...

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-theme-music/36806>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [October 13, 2000, 4:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-theme-music/36806 "2000-10-13T16:58:44Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 13\
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**Author:** ![Mofo\_Rising](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/85f322/32.png) [@Mofo\_Rising](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mofo_Rising)\
**Post date:** [October 14, 2000, 9:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-theme-music/36806/41 "2000-10-14T09:48:28Z")

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Sometime during my highschool years, sophomore or junior, I decided that Beck’s “Mutherfuker” should be my theme song. As in, “Everybody’s out to get you, mutherfuker.” Made me laugh.

I don’t have a theme song at the moment.

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**Author:** ![Tuerca8](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/838e76/32.png) [@Tuerca8](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tuerca8)\
**Post date:** [October 14, 2000, 10:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-theme-music/36806/42 "2000-10-14T10:02:19Z")

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Oh let’s see, my theme songs?

Freestylers by Bomfunk MC’s  
Out of my head by Fastball  
Self Esteem by the Offspring

and ESPECIALLY the Overture from Tommy by the Who!!!  
-nut-

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**Author:** ![TwistofFate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/cdc98d/32.png) [@TwistofFate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TwistofFate)\
**Post date:** [October 14, 2000, 10:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-theme-music/36806/43 "2000-10-14T10:30:13Z")

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Shaft!!

you’re daaaammmn right…

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**Author:** ![Shadowfox](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c89c15/32.png) [@Shadowfox](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shadowfox)\
**Post date:** [October 14, 2000, 8:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-theme-music/36806/44 "2000-10-14T20:08:56Z")

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Sometimes when I walk into a crowded room, I hear the following lyrics float through my head

_Whoa-oh, here she comes…  
watch out boy, she’ll chew you up  
Whoa-oh, here she comes…  
she’s a Maneater_

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**Author:** ![Crusoe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/49beb7/32.png) [@Crusoe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crusoe)\
**Post date:** [October 14, 2000, 8:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-theme-music/36806/45 "2000-10-14T20:28:27Z")

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I’d have _Cortina_ by **Red Snapper** play every time I entered a room (official audio sample [here](http://www.warprecords.com/getreal.cgi?catalogue=WARP33&track=05)). Either that, or **Propellerheads** ’ version of _On Her Majesty’s Secret Service_. I don’t think I’m quite cool enough for **MC Solaar** ’s _Nouveau Western_ yet.

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**Author:** ![Jester](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jester/32/8223_2.png) [@Jester](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jester)\
**Post date:** [October 14, 2000, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-theme-music/36806/46 "2000-10-14T20:43:44Z")

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Room Entrance-Smoke on the Water, by Deep Purple  
Triumphant-Joy to the World, by Three Dog Night.  
Reflection-Turn the Page, by Seger. Got it playing now, in fact.

But, personal favorite, has to be _American Pie_. Oh hell yeah.

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**Author:** ![Demo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/demo/32/8472_2.png) [@Demo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Demo)\
**Post date:** [October 14, 2000, 8:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-theme-music/36806/47 "2000-10-14T20:45:00Z")

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Before psycat moved out here, I _always_ had this lyric in my head, from **TMBG** ’s _Ana Ng_:

_They don’t need me here, and I know you’re there,  
Where the world goes by like the humid air._

Lately, my theme music has been _Spiralling Shape_, also by **TMBG** , not neccesarily because of it’s meaning, but more the feeling I get from the sound of it.

If I’m driving and pissed I usually try to get into **Weezer** ’s _Surf Wax America_ or _Holiday_.

If I’m a little lit or rambunctious, it’s anything by **Green Day** or **Blink 182**. Usually _Welcome to Paradise_ or _Dammit_, respectively.

If I’m sad or depressed, something somber/melancholy by **Springsteen** or **Pink Floyd**. Maybe _Shut Out the Light_ or _Welcome to the Machine_, respectively.

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**Author:** ![ShakeNBake](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/8e7dd6/32.png) [@ShakeNBake](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShakeNBake)\
**Post date:** [October 14, 2000, 10:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-theme-music/36806/48 "2000-10-14T22:19:57Z")

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I like John Denver. Take Me Home Country Road.

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**Author:** ![Eutychus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)\
**Post date:** [October 14, 2000, 10:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-theme-music/36806/49 "2000-10-14T22:39:23Z")

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After long and hard thought, I’d have to say “_Puzzling Evidence_” from the soundtrack to ‘True Stories’ by the Talking Heads.

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**Author:** ![Olentzero](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/90ced4/32.png) [@Olentzero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Olentzero)\
**Post date:** [October 14, 2000, 10:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-theme-music/36806/50 "2000-10-14T22:57:43Z")

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Damn, y’all, let’s get some classical music in this joint!

**Standard Entrance** - the first four bars of Bach’s _Toccata and Fugue in d_, BWV 565.

**Triumphant Entrance** - Beethoven’s _An die Freude_ from his Ninth Symphony. C’mon, who the hell wouldn’t sit up and take notice, you come in the room with that?!

**Depressed entrance** - _Lachrimosa_ from Mozart’s _Requiem_.

and for looking in the mirror? The Olympic theme music. Yeah, that’s it. Puff out yer chest and stand tall. Yer an athlete and you got it goin’ on, too.

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**Author:** ![Olentzero](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/90ced4/32.png) [@Olentzero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Olentzero)\
**Post date:** [October 14, 2000, 10:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-theme-music/36806/51 "2000-10-14T22:58:54Z")

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…and for screwing up UBB code for the umpteenth time, let’s play a little _Three Stooges_.

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**Author:** ![hypergirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/49beb7/32.png) [@hypergirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hypergirl)\
**Post date:** [October 14, 2000, 11:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-theme-music/36806/52 "2000-10-14T23:55:26Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Juniper200 \*  
> _Of course, my official theme music will always be “Flagpole Sitta” by Harvey Danger. Sing it with me now, Teeming Millions:  
> \*  
> Been around the world and found that only stupid people are breeding…_
> 
> \*excluding, of course, any Dopers who wish to reproduce. It’s different somehow. \*\*

I love that song! Except my favorite part is when it goes “Paranoia, paranoia, everybody’s coming to get me.” That part would be better for me.

But my theme music, Smile by Vitamin C. That or Don’t Worry Be Happy.

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**Author:** ![little\_bit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/258eb7/32.png) [@little\_bit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/little_bit)\
**Post date:** [October 15, 2000, 9:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-theme-music/36806/53 "2000-10-15T21:51:21Z")

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My theme music would be something like Dido’s “No Angel” or perhaps Concrete Blond’s “Blood Letting”. Dark & moody but enjoyable none the less.

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