# Your toothless, 61-times pregnant sister-momma slurps it from Army boots, orcenio **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [February 19, 2010, 1:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-toothless-61-times-pregnant-sister-momma-slurps-it-from-army-boots-orcenio/529616 "2010-02-19T13:04:35Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 13\ **Page:** 8
**Author:** ![Chessic\_Sense](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/7c8e57/32.png) [@Chessic\_Sense](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chessic_Sense)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2010, 3:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-toothless-61-times-pregnant-sister-momma-slurps-it-from-army-boots-orcenio/529616/141 "2010-02-28T03:49:46Z")
> [@PetW](#): > > Sure, this board prefers people to compose coherent messages. But **lissener** seemed to be hinting at a lot more than that. I’m still not sure what “conformity of tone” the SDMB “savagely enforces.” Oh come on. It’s clear what he’s suggesting, even if you don’t agree. He’s talking about the Doper point counter. When a Doper posts something bad about conservatives in an off topic manner, they get Doper points. When they work in “once, for 20 minutes”, they get Doper points. 'course, **lissener** is taking it a little more extreme than that. He’s one of those “This guy has a good idea and he just got burned at the stake!” guys. Not sayin’ I agree. Just 'splainin. ---
**Author:** ![PetW](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/d2c977/32.png) [@PetW](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PetW)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2010, 11:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-toothless-61-times-pregnant-sister-momma-slurps-it-from-army-boots-orcenio/529616/142 "2010-02-28T23:49:49Z")
Actually it wasn’t clear to me at all, but that’s probably because I have 0 Doper points. I gotta get on that. Uh… \*\*Giraffe \*\*likes hot buttered 13 year old girls! ---
**Author:** ![PlainJain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/5daacb/32.png) [@PlainJain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PlainJain)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2010, 1:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-toothless-61-times-pregnant-sister-momma-slurps-it-from-army-boots-orcenio/529616/143 "2010-03-01T01:49:02Z")
> [@PetW](#): > > \*\*Giraffe \*\*likes hot buttered 13 year old girls! Your Dope cred just blew through the roof. ---
**Author:** ![elfkin477](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a9a28c/32.png) [@elfkin477](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elfkin477)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2010, 11:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-toothless-61-times-pregnant-sister-momma-slurps-it-from-army-boots-orcenio/529616/144 "2010-03-01T23:12:37Z")
So you _can_ get out around the rule against requesting that you yourself be pitted. ---
**Author:** ![FoieGrasIsEvil](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/foiegrasisevil/32/16638_2.png) [@FoieGrasIsEvil](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FoieGrasIsEvil)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2010, 3:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-toothless-61-times-pregnant-sister-momma-slurps-it-from-army-boots-orcenio/529616/145 "2010-03-02T03:03:12Z")
> [@elfkin477](#): > > So you _can_ get out around the rule against requesting that you yourself be pitted. Yes, by inadvertently pitting yourself! ---
**Author:** ![Chessic\_Sense](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/7c8e57/32.png) [@Chessic\_Sense](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chessic_Sense)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2010, 4:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-toothless-61-times-pregnant-sister-momma-slurps-it-from-army-boots-orcenio/529616/146 "2010-03-03T04:19:02Z")
> [@PetW](#): > > Actually it wasn’t clear to me at all, but that’s probably because I have 0 Doper points. I gotta get on that. > Uh.. \*\*Giraffe \*\*likes hot buttered 13 year old girls! No, no, no. I mean when someone says [something like this](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=12083804&postcount=15). ---
**Author:** ![Chessic\_Sense](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/7c8e57/32.png) [@Chessic\_Sense](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chessic_Sense)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2010, 7:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-toothless-61-times-pregnant-sister-momma-slurps-it-from-army-boots-orcenio/529616/147 "2010-03-03T19:08:05Z")
Three pages in, and still no one has told me what “it” is that Orcenio’s mom supposedly slurps. ---
**Author:** ![Sparky812](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eb9ed0/32.png) [@Sparky812](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sparky812)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2010, 2:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-toothless-61-times-pregnant-sister-momma-slurps-it-from-army-boots-orcenio/529616/148 "2010-03-04T14:58:29Z")
> [@Cat\_Whisperer](#): > > Well, in all fairness, I didn’t understand anything he posted, mostly because I didn’t read it. Where’s the fairness? I read it, understood it, only to wonder “Why and who cares?” Not fair at all… ETA: Apparently **Ambushed** has left the building. ---
**Author:** ![VinylTurnip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@VinylTurnip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VinylTurnip)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2010, 4:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-toothless-61-times-pregnant-sister-momma-slurps-it-from-army-boots-orcenio/529616/149 "2010-03-04T16:21:30Z")
> [@Chessic\_Sense](#): > > Three pages in, and still no one has told me what “it” is that Orcenio’s mom supposedly slurps. If someone offered me an Army boot to slurp something from, I wouldn’t need any further information. I’ll slurp anything from any Army boot at any time. ---
**Author:** ![elbows](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/b3f665/32.png) [@elbows](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elbows)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2010, 4:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-toothless-61-times-pregnant-sister-momma-slurps-it-from-army-boots-orcenio/529616/150 "2010-03-04T16:22:17Z")
This thread is like a vampire, just when you think it’s safely tucked into it’s grave—it rises up again. Almost 150 posts and nothing but deathly silence from the OP for days and days. I’m a little worried about **Ambushed** now, all that rage and bravado from the OP and now nothing. I was expecting a simple request to close the thread, with a side of what a bunch of ‘too dim to understand, overly critical vultures’ we all are. ---
**Author:** ![orcenio](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/orcenio/32/1036_2.png) [@orcenio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/orcenio)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2010, 5:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-toothless-61-times-pregnant-sister-momma-slurps-it-from-army-boots-orcenio/529616/151 "2010-03-04T17:27:18Z")
> [@elbows](#): > > This thread is like a vampire, just when you think it’s safely tucked into it’s grave—it rises up again. > > Almost 150 posts and nothing but deathly silence from the OP for days and days. > > I’m a little worried about **Ambushed** now, all that rage and bravado from the OP and now nothing. I was expecting a simple request to close the thread, with a side of what a bunch of ‘too dim to understand, overly critical vultures’ we all are. The retard is too busy waging a war against [the GD mods](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=554558) for failing to recognize his genius. ---
**Author:** ![ToeJam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/dfb087/32.png) [@ToeJam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ToeJam)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2010, 3:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-toothless-61-times-pregnant-sister-momma-slurps-it-from-army-boots-orcenio/529616/152 "2010-03-05T03:10:36Z")
So he’s moved over to ATMB rather than make another Pitting this time of **Marley**? He could reuse this thread even- just ask a passing mod to change the title from \*\*Orcenio \*\*to **Marley**! That would be a great Mod Request to make… 😃 ---
**Author:** ![The\_Weird\_One](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7bcc69/32.png) [@The\_Weird\_One](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Weird_One)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2010, 3:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-toothless-61-times-pregnant-sister-momma-slurps-it-from-army-boots-orcenio/529616/153 "2010-03-05T15:34:23Z")
> [@elbows](#): > > This thread is like a vampire, just when you think it’s safely tucked into it’s grave—it rises up again. > > Almost 150 posts and nothing but deathly silence from the OP for days and days. > > I’m a little worried about **Ambushed** now, all that rage and bravado from the OP and now nothing. I was expecting a simple request to close the thread, with a side of what a bunch of ‘too dim to understand, overly critical vultures’ we all are. Don’t worry, he’ll come back and pit all of us in a few weeks. After all, wouldn’t want to strike while the iron is hot or anything - he might get burned. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-toothless-61-times-pregnant-sister-momma-slurps-it-from-army-boots-orcenio/529616.md?page=7)