# Your top 5 **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [April 25, 2003, 1:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-top-5/171001 "2003-04-25T01:23:52Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2003, 8:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-top-5/171001/21 "2003-04-25T20:33:20Z")
[continuing highjack]Ah, I didn’t know if it was some sort of Dope in-joke or what. You can’t really be sure sometimes.[/chj] ---
**Author:** ![tag](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/f14d63/32.png) [@tag](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tag)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2003, 8:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-top-5/171001/22 "2003-04-25T20:47:11Z")
In no particular order; Val Kilmer (he looks like he’d be incredible at oral sex) Pierce Brosnan SoulFrost DaveBear maFlyboy Does it have to be strictly Hollywood? ---
**Author:** ![hyperjes](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/df705f/32.png) [@hyperjes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hyperjes)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2003, 9:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-top-5/171001/23 "2003-04-25T21:54:04Z")
S’okay, **Aesiron**! I get confused around here sometimes, too!😉 ---
**Author:** ![SoulFrost](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f07891/32.png) [@SoulFrost](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SoulFrost)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2003, 11:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-top-5/171001/24 "2003-04-26T11:59:05Z")
**Tag** , you’re it. But you knew I’d say that, didn’t you? And he would shoot me first and you second, “sugah.” Smoochez, David ---
**Author:** ![Intaglio](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/71e660/32.png) [@Intaglio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intaglio)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2003, 1:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-top-5/171001/25 "2003-04-26T13:55:09Z")
I hope my SO would say: Russell Crowe Patrick Stewart Pierce Brosnan Paul Bettany Sting Yeah, I know all these guys are married, and it would never happen, but there you are. ---
**Author:** ![Biggirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biggirl/32/3294_2.png) [@Biggirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biggirl)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2003, 2:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-top-5/171001/26 "2003-04-26T14:32:16Z")
[Will]How many times do I have to tell you. . . He’s _British_, not gay![/Will] ---
**Author:** ![tag](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/f14d63/32.png) [@tag](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tag)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2003, 5:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-top-5/171001/27 "2003-04-26T17:16:55Z")
> [@](#): > > Tag, you’re it. You always were so…good David 😉 > [@](#): > > But you knew I’d say that, didn’t you? LOL ~ and you’re quick too. :eek: Not \*that \* kind of quick. > [@](#): > > And he would shoot me first and you second, “sugah.” _sigh_ Ain’t _that_ the truth. I think Val Kilmer would be okay though. But darlin’ we surely could have some fun though 😉 ---
**Author:** ![jamesinwonderland](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ecb155/32.png) [@jamesinwonderland](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jamesinwonderland)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2003, 9:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-top-5/171001/28 "2003-04-26T21:33:33Z")
1. Vin Diesel 2. Oliver James (he’s in What A Girl Wants…and like sixteen, but I’m fourteen, so no big deal) 3. Marilyn Monroe 4. Colin Farrell 5. It’s a tie - Paul Walker & Johnny Strong (but only when bth of them were in The Fast and the Furious…otherwise neither of them, particularily Paul Walker are that good looking) ---
**Author:** ![Shana](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3bc359/32.png) [@Shana](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shana)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2003, 11:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-top-5/171001/29 "2003-04-26T23:25:30Z")
Orlando Bloom Joseph Fiennes The guy who plays Nate on “Six Feet Under” Young Paul Newman (from “Cat on a Hot Tin Roof” days…mmm) Fred Astaire ---
**Author:** ![paddiegreen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/aeb1de/32.png) [@paddiegreen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/paddiegreen)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2003, 12:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-top-5/171001/30 "2003-04-27T00:51:20Z")
1. Rachel Weisz (fellow brit) 2. Sarah Michelle Gellar (elf fantasy, don’t ask) 3. Thora birch (only slightly older than me, followed her since Hocus Pocus) 4. Mena Suvari (wonderful smile) 5. Marion Raven (Norwegian pop singer) That’s my top 5 (for now) ---
**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2003, 12:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-top-5/171001/31 "2003-04-27T00:56:38Z")
> [@](#): > > The guy who plays Nate on “Six Feet Under” That’d be Peter Krause, and if you happen to meet him - though I don’t know that he’s available - that’s pronounced “Krow-za.” So, paddiegreen, did you like American Beauty much? 😉 I had things for both those girls for a while. ---
**Author:** ![LilyoftheValley](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/54ee81/32.png) [@LilyoftheValley](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LilyoftheValley)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2003, 5:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-top-5/171001/32 "2003-04-27T05:34:49Z")
1. Björk (love that fuzzy sweater on the cover of Debut…Big Time Sensuality!) 2. Ani DiFranco (\*\*\*\* your Untouchable Face!) 3. Billy Boyd (Peregrin Took, what a cutie!) 4. Viggo Mortensen (apparently I’m not alone in liking him, as Viggo was one of the most rapidly increasing names for boys in Sweden last year…) 5. Fiona Apple (you moved like honey in my dream last night…) Of course, my SO wants to be present for 1, 2, and 5… Men! :rolleyes: ---
**Author:** ![Lobsang](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobsang/32/4067_2.png) [@Lobsang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobsang)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2003, 5:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-top-5/171001/33 "2003-04-27T05:40:05Z")
1. Jessica Taylor (that one bit in the new video where she’s sowing a suit - she , is , just , so…) 2. Rear of the year redhead from Atomic Kitten (don’t know her name) 3. This is difficult. I only want Jess! ---
**Author:** ![Lizard](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/dfb087/32.png) [@Lizard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lizard)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2003, 3:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-top-5/171001/34 "2003-04-27T15:59:46Z")
1- With no apologies, Queen Latifah. 2 - Catherine Zeta-Jones, prego or not. 3 - Elizabeth Hurley, of about 7 years ago, 4 - Tyra Banks 5a - Camryn Manheim 5b - Thandie Newton I gues what I really need is a full-figured, British woman of color. ---
**Author:** ![Kayeby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/9de0a6/32.png) [@Kayeby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kayeby)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2003, 4:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-top-5/171001/35 "2003-04-27T16:12:43Z")
1. Kevin Spacey - the man is liquid sex 2. Hugh Jackman - as Wolverine, mmmmhmmmm 3. Gale Harold - plays Brian in the US Queer As Folk, and \ could he _be_ any more beautiful? \ 4. Jude Law - those cheekbones should be illegal I can’t think of a fifth one, so I’d just ask my SO for a free pass to do one of them again 😉 ---
**Author:** ![bittersweet](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/c57346/32.png) [@bittersweet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bittersweet)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2003, 4:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-top-5/171001/36 "2003-04-27T16:41:24Z")
1. David Duchovny (oh, yum…) 2. John Cusack 3. Matthew Perry 4. Damian Lewis 5. Orlando Bloom ---
**Author:** ![teemingONE](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/b4bc9f/32.png) [@teemingONE](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/teemingONE)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2003, 5:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-top-5/171001/37 "2003-04-27T17:02:31Z")
1. Tara Reid ( just the voice) 2. Skinny Jessica Alba 3. Sarah Michelle Gellar 4. Chicago Catherine Zeta-Jones 5. Olsen Twins ---
**Author:** ![teemingONE](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/b4bc9f/32.png) [@teemingONE](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/teemingONE)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2003, 5:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-top-5/171001/38 "2003-04-27T17:29:55Z")
I want to change my #5 to Anna Kournakova ---
**Author:** ![bittersweet](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/c57346/32.png) [@bittersweet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bittersweet)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2003, 7:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-top-5/171001/39 "2003-04-27T19:21:07Z")
I will admit, the Olsen twins have grown quite attractive as of late. Anyone else get the feeling they may wind up going into porn? Just a thought. ---
**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2003, 7:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-top-5/171001/40 "2003-04-27T19:24:11Z")
There’s a website out there with a countdown until the Olsens turn 18. Eew. And no, they’ll never wind up doing porn. They’re still doing kids stuff. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-top-5/171001.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-top-5/171001.md?page=3)