# Your top 5 **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [April 25, 2003, 1:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-top-5/171001 "2003-04-25T01:23:52Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![teemingONE](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/b4bc9f/32.png) [@teemingONE](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/teemingONE)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2003, 7:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-top-5/171001/41 "2003-04-27T19:45:35Z")
Kids like them too much for them to end up in porn. ---
**Author:** ![shrew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/7ab992/32.png) [@shrew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/shrew)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2003, 9:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-top-5/171001/42 "2003-04-27T21:11:56Z")
Um, I’m not married, but if I ever do make the leap, these people will be understood free passes: John Cusack Eric Stoltz Kevin Smith k.d. lang/Ani Difranco/Amy Ray I have to second the Paul Newman in his _Cat on a Hot Tin Roof_ days **Intaglio** , when did Russell Crowe get married? Did I miss that? ---
**Author:** ![shrew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/7ab992/32.png) [@shrew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/shrew)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2003, 9:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-top-5/171001/43 "2003-04-27T21:14:45Z")
Doh. I wanna replace Paul Newman with Aidan Gillen. I love Paul, but since I can’t technically ever have him in his _Hot Tin Roof_ days, I’ll take Aidan instead. He makes me go all giddy. ---
**Author:** ![PatrickM](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7feea3/32.png) [@PatrickM](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PatrickM)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2003, 9:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-top-5/171001/44 "2003-04-27T21:35:25Z")
Let’s see here: 1. Gabrielle Union 2. Sharon Leal (“Boston Public”) 3. Sarah Michelle Gellar 4. Brooke Burke (E! channel babe) 5. Carolyn Peck (U of Florida hoops coach) ---
**Author:** ![etv78](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/d78d45/32.png) [@etv78](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/etv78)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2003, 12:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-top-5/171001/45 "2003-04-28T00:18:00Z")
I’m terminally single but: 1.Michelle Kwan 2.Mariah Carey 3.Lucy Liu 4.Zhang Ziyi 5.too many ---
**Author:** ![Mariemarie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/58f4c7/32.png) [@Mariemarie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mariemarie)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2003, 12:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-top-5/171001/46 "2003-04-28T00:25:51Z")
1. Johnny Depp ---
**Author:** ![Captain\_Blunty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/4491bb/32.png) [@Captain\_Blunty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Captain_Blunty)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2003, 12:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-top-5/171001/47 "2003-04-28T00:47:35Z")
1. Eminem 2. Vin Diesel 3. LL Cool J 4. Fernando Vargas 5. Oscar De La Hoya I like big sweaty men who look like they have been awake for five days or have been bashed repeatedly over the head with a huge plank of wood. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Second\_Star\_to\_the\_Right](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3bc359/32.png) [@Second\_Star\_to\_the\_Right](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Second_Star_to_the_Right)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2003, 4:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-top-5/171001/48 "2003-04-28T04:09:22Z")
Single here too, but anyway: 1. Tobey Maguire 2. Eminem 3. Ewan McGregor 4. Orlando Bloom 5. Jude Law Yum. ---
**Author:** ![Intaglio](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/71e660/32.png) [@Intaglio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intaglio)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2003, 3:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-top-5/171001/49 "2003-04-28T15:03:39Z")
Shrew, Russell Crowe got married on April 7, 2003 (his birthday - WTF would anyone get married on their B-Day is beyond me), to on/off girlfriend Danielle Spencer in Australia. It was all over the news, the day of and before. I want to change my list: put Paul Bettany as an alternate and replace with John Cusack. Delete Sting (Tantric Sex might be too much) have to put Kevin Spacey somewhere? ---
**Author:** ![greck](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/7ab992/32.png) [@greck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/greck)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2003, 4:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-top-5/171001/50 "2003-04-28T16:07:39Z")
1. Estelle Harris (the costanza mom from seinfeld) 2. Carol Channing 3. Maggie Smith 4. Judy Densch 5. any nun over the age of 60 My wife made the list. ---
**Author:** ![troub](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/troub/32/14802_2.png) [@troub](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/troub)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2003, 9:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-top-5/171001/51 "2003-04-28T21:10:08Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by teemingONE \* > \*\*Kids like them too much for them to end up in porn. \*\* But those kids are going to grow up, too 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Zarja](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/85f322/32.png) [@Zarja](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zarja)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2003, 11:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-top-5/171001/52 "2003-04-28T23:31:05Z")
Alyssa Milano Penelope Cruz Kristin Kreuk Elizabeth Hurley Natalie Portman ---
**Author:** ![hardygrrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a3d4f5/32.png) [@hardygrrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hardygrrl)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2003, 3:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-top-5/171001/53 "2003-04-29T03:44:38Z")
In no order: Rob Van Dam Jeff Hardy Peter Steele (Type O Negative) Bono Jeremy Roenick (Philadelphia Flyers) ---
**Author:** ![RickJay](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/bb73d2/32.png) [@RickJay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RickJay)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2003, 4:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-top-5/171001/54 "2003-04-29T04:15:30Z")
1. Laetitia Casta 2. Kate Winslet 3. Rachel Weisz 4. Monica Belucci 5. Connie Neilsen ---
**Author:** ![MeanOldLady](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/meanoldlady/32/10737_2.png) [@MeanOldLady](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MeanOldLady)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2003, 4:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-top-5/171001/55 "2003-04-29T04:50:41Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by PatrickM \* > \*\*Let’s see here: > > 1. Gabrielle Union > 2. Sharon Leal (“Boston Public”) > 3. Sarah Michelle Gellar > 4. Brooke Burke (E! channel babe) > 5. Carolyn Peck (U of Florida hoops coach) \*\* OOh! Ooh! **PatrickM** , **DaveBear** says I look like Gabrielle Union! 😃 My 5 (in no particular order): \*Boris Kodjoe (or however the hell it’s spelled) \*Morris Chestnut \*_John Mayer_!!! \*Jared Leto \*Shemar Moore even though he’s prettier than I am. I’d toughen him up a little first. ---
**Author:** ![green\_bladder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/73ab20/32.png) [@green\_bladder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/green_bladder)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2003, 5:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-top-5/171001/56 "2003-04-29T05:09:48Z")
Single here. In no particular order: 1. Elizabeth Hurley 2. Elizabeth Hurley 3. Elizabeth Hurley 4. Elizabeth Hurley 5. Elizabeth Hurley ---
**Author:** ![brianjedi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3be4f8/32.png) [@brianjedi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/brianjedi)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2003, 5:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-top-5/171001/57 "2003-04-29T05:17:30Z")
Chronically single, but here’s my list anyway: 1. Jennifer Garner (hotter than a 5 alarm fire) 2. Stacy Keibler (42 inch legs! WOW!) 3. Christy Romano (Ren from Even Stevens) 4. Liv Tyler 5. Ashley Judd (It’s a Kentucky thing) Oh, and **hardygrrl** , how are you coping with Jeff’s “departure” from professional wrestling? ---
**Author:** ![Wordy\_One](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/d2c977/32.png) [@Wordy\_One](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wordy_One)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2003, 5:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-top-5/171001/58 "2003-04-29T05:45:43Z")
_Only_ 5? Well…let’s see… 1. Michael Vartan 2. Rhett Miller 3. Matt Lauer 4. Adrien Brody 5. Conan O’Brien ---
**Author:** ![fusoya](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ecccb3/32.png) [@fusoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fusoya)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2003, 6:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-top-5/171001/59 "2003-04-29T06:47:40Z")
celebrities only? (if it weren’t, it would probably be boring to read anyway…) ok, 1. Tina Fey 2. Lisa Loeb 3. Katie Couric 4. Natalie Portman 5. Ashley Olsen ---
**Author:** ![Davebear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bcef8e/32.png) [@Davebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Davebear)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2003, 8:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-top-5/171001/60 "2003-05-03T20:46:41Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by tag \* > \*\*In no particular order; > > Val Kilmer (he looks like he’d be incredible at oral sex) > Pierce Brosnan > SoulFrost > DaveBear > maFlyboy > \*\* :eek: 😃 Why, thank ya’, ma’am. I’m deeply honored to be selected by such a succulent flower of southern womanhood. And, yes, Val is quite good. If he ever comes back for the Master class, I think I can turn him into something a lady could really savor. 😉 I, personally, don’t believe in free passes. I’d prefer to be with a woman who could make me forget about all those other lovelies. Yes, I know that will probably never happen, but we’re all dreaming, here, aren’t we? 🙂 I hope it _is_ okay to go non-Hollywood because, for me, the woman’s personality is _way_ more important than her looks. And, I don’t know any Hollywood celebrities. So, if I can do an all-SDMB Top 5 list, it would have to include the following lovely ladies, in no particular order; tag (I’ve missed you, sugar. We must not be posting to the same threads.) miapiace Searching For Truth (I’m _still_ missing _you_, Sunshine.) Kung Fu Lola betenoir It was hard to cut the list down that far, too. There are a few others that could easily make the list, if my impressions of them are correct. **Kalhoun** and **Simple Dreamer** leap to mind, for instance. And, for the record, **MeanOldLady** , I think you’re _prettier_ than Gabrielle Union, based on the photos I’ve seen. But, maybe that’s just me. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-top-5/171001.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-top-5/171001.md?page=4)