All of Wesley Willis’ output. Here are a few examples.
No idea. The guy was a lunatic.
I should have included my favorite Jon Lajoie song:(NSFW)
Dare To Be Stupid - Weird Al Yankovic
Poisoning Pigeons in the Park - Tom Lehrer
Well-Intentioned Blues - Christopher Guest
Love that!
I couldn’t come up with three, because one is head and shoulders above all others:
“I get nervous in social situations, motha-fucka!”
I vote Czarcasm allow us amend our top 3 after 100 posts. 
So many good ones I couldn’t think of.
After 100 posts, you may add another three.
After 200 posts, you may add yet another three.
White Collar Holler by Stan Rogers
Kip Addotta - Big Cock-Roach
Alex Bevan - Skinny
Billy Currington - Pretty Good at Drinkin’ Beer
Hotter than a Pistol contains the lines, “What she’s got is red hot, hotter than a pistol shot”
My goodness, there are so many gems here.
Obeying the rules, I’m going to go with:
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Christmas Dogs doing Jungle Bells–by Dogs (love or hate it, it must be part of this collection) Barking Dogs - Jingle Bells - YouTube
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Wet Dream–by Kip Addotta (more narration than singing, but musical background and a few lyrics interspersed) Wet Dream-Kip Addotta - YouTube
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Der Furher’s Face–by Spike Jones. Spike Jones - Der Fuehrer's Face - YouTube
Bob Dylan- Rainy Day Women #12 & 35
Cake-Rock’n’Roll Lifestyle
Didi Hallervorden and Helga Feddersen- Du, die Wanne ist voll
Ah, that’s a blast from the past! I loved the song, and we danced like crazy to it.
Witch Doctor: “Oo ee oo ah ah, ting tang walla walla bing bang…”
A Boy Named Sue.
Your Flag Decal won’t Get You into Heaven any more.
I’m Just an Okie From Muskogee
Well I’m proud to be a hippie from Olema
"I got six hundred dollars in the bank, motha-fucka!”
Thank you. I can’t listen to it at work but it’s not sounding like it. I heard this Spike song a long time ago. If I remember correctly, it was about the band itself and the way they do their music. My memory is faulty these days but I do think the line as I posted it, is correct.
“Seamus” / Pink Floyd
“Cobwebs And Strange” / The Who
“Zilch” / The Monkees
Wildwood Weed - Jim Stafford
Christmas Don’t Be Late - Alvin and the Chipmunks
John Jacob Jingleheimer Smith - Jim Lowe
Hey, anyone can pick Transfusion
Cream - Mother’s Lament
J Geils Band - No Anchovies Please
Steve Hackett (former Genesis guitarist) - Carry On Up The Vicarage
(Sort of an homage to Agatha Christie, but with some, uh… interesting vocals)