# "Your topic is similar to..." Any way to burn, kill, send it to hell?

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**Created:** [April 7, 2023, 5:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-topic-is-similar-to-any-way-to-burn-kill-send-it-to-hell/982331 "2023-04-07T17:58:08Z")\
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**Author:** ![LSLGuy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lslguy/32/5813_2.png) [@LSLGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LSLGuy)\
**Post date:** [April 8, 2023, 3:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-topic-is-similar-to-any-way-to-burn-kill-send-it-to-hell/982331/21 "2023-04-08T03:39:48Z")

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> [@Northern\_Piper](#):
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> And here I opened the thread wondering what or who @John_DiFool was trying to condemn to the fires of hell, and which poster had previously had the same query.

I can think of several candidates if we’re going to start a list. 🙂

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**Author:** ![ThelmaLou](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thelmalou/32/390_2.png) [@ThelmaLou](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThelmaLou)\
**Post date:** [April 8, 2023, 3:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-topic-is-similar-to-any-way-to-burn-kill-send-it-to-hell/982331/22 "2023-04-08T03:40:35Z")

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Well, you’re losing your mind to something that doesn’t have a mind. It’s not a person. It’s a function, like the lights on the dashboard your car.

You remember what the Car Talk guys used to say to callers who were losing their minds because the “check engine” light was bugging them? _Put a piece of masking tape over it._

Good luck.

ThelmaLou has left the building.

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**Author:** ![gnoitall](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/bb73d2/32.png) [@gnoitall](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gnoitall)\
**Post date:** [April 8, 2023, 5:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-topic-is-similar-to-any-way-to-burn-kill-send-it-to-hell/982331/23 "2023-04-08T05:50:00Z")

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> [@Exapno\_Mapcase](#):
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> needs to killed

“Many that live deserve death. And some that die deserve life. Can you give it to them? Then do not be too eager to deal out death in judgement.”

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**Author:** ![TriPolar](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tripolar/32/3008_2.png) [@TriPolar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TriPolar)\
**Post date:** [April 8, 2023, 6:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-topic-is-similar-to-any-way-to-burn-kill-send-it-to-hell/982331/24 "2023-04-08T06:56:49Z")

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Haven’t there been other threads about this topic?

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**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\
**Post date:** [April 8, 2023, 1:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-topic-is-similar-to-any-way-to-burn-kill-send-it-to-hell/982331/25 "2023-04-08T13:02:49Z")

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I wasn’t able to find one about it, _per se_, no.

> [@ThelmaLou](#):
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> Well, you’re losing your mind to something that doesn’t have a mind. It’s not a person. It’s a function, like the lights on the dashboard your car.

It’s just part of a larger pattern of modern design features which are ostensibly meant to “help” you, but instead just distract and annoy and are ultimately pointless if not counterproductive. I grasp the Buddhist angle there, thank you, but I am just not sure how much more assistance I need from all my various devices, esp. when I cannot shut them off. Plus in this case it’s more than just aesthetic annoyance, given how it covers up the preview on the right-I go to see the preview, perhaps to check how a link looks, only to see this stupid popup obscuring it.

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**Author:** ![What\_Exit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/what_exit/32/10652_2.png) [@What\_Exit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/What_Exit)\
**Post date:** [April 8, 2023, 1:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-topic-is-similar-to-any-way-to-burn-kill-send-it-to-hell/982331/26 "2023-04-08T13:18:19Z")

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ISWYDT. Yes this is a complete sentence, thanks for asking Discourse BOT

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**Author:** ![dtilque](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/d6d6ee/32.png) [@dtilque](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dtilque)\
**Post date:** [April 8, 2023, 2:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-topic-is-similar-to-any-way-to-burn-kill-send-it-to-hell/982331/27 "2023-04-08T14:27:13Z")

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> [@John\_DiFool](#):
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> I go to see the preview, perhaps to check how a link looks, only to see this stupid popup obscuring it.

Then hit the bloody escape key. Only takes a small fraction of a second.

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**Author:** ![LSLGuy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lslguy/32/5813_2.png) [@LSLGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LSLGuy)\
**Post date:** [April 8, 2023, 5:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-topic-is-similar-to-any-way-to-burn-kill-send-it-to-hell/982331/28 "2023-04-08T17:41:53Z")

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I don’t start nearly as many threads as I post to, but I don’t recall the annoying pop-up recurring. Once the title is entered, the annoying pop-up quickly appears, I dismiss it after laughing at stupid **DiscoBot** ’s inability to think, then go back to writing my OP undisturbed.

Though I may have this wrong & the pop-up is recurring.

I did post this OP ~3 weeks ago which includes a comment about the stupid “Your topic is similar to …” popup I briefly had to contend with. 🙂

> [@Shoes Onto Feet: Which Goes Where First?](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shoes-onto-feet-which-goes-where-first/981171):
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> I noticed an interesting pattern about myself and thought maybe it’d be entertaining to discuss how we each handle this decidedly mundane task. Or this thread will sink like a stone like most of my OPs do. During the course of getting dressed I sit down to put on my shoes. I 99.9% always cross my left ankle over my right knee to bring my left foot into easy reach, then put the left shoe on. I never, or nearly never, lead with my right foot onto my left knee. Even when pulling on boots, it’s…

Which pop-up I’m sure did not recur that time.

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**Author:** ![Exapno\_Mapcase](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/exapno_mapcase/32/1051_2.png) [@Exapno\_Mapcase](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Exapno_Mapcase)\
**Post date:** [April 8, 2023, 6:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-topic-is-similar-to-any-way-to-burn-kill-send-it-to-hell/982331/29 "2023-04-08T18:32:19Z")

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> [@gnoitall](#):
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> “Many that live deserve death. And some that die deserve life. Can you give it to them? Then do not be too eager to deal out death in judgement.”

“It’s the job that’s never started as takes longest to finish.”

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**Author:** ![LSLGuy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lslguy/32/5813_2.png) [@LSLGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LSLGuy)\
**Post date:** [April 8, 2023, 7:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-topic-is-similar-to-any-way-to-burn-kill-send-it-to-hell/982331/30 "2023-04-08T19:37:47Z")

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“The journey to a thousand executions begins with a single hanging. Where’s my rope? Somebody get me a rope!”

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**Author:** ![Dr.Strangelove](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr.strangelove/32/6613_2.png) [@Dr.Strangelove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Strangelove)\
**Post date:** [April 24, 2023, 10:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-topic-is-similar-to-any-way-to-burn-kill-send-it-to-hell/982331/31 "2023-04-24T22:18:42Z")

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> [@John\_DiFool](#):
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> Not when it keeps bugging me several times per post

Wait, what? That does seem like a bug, and not one I’ve ever seen. The feature is indeed useless, but hitting escape prevents it from recurring. I’ve never seen it show up more than once per post. Seems that **LSLGuy** has the same experience.

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**Author:** ![TwoCarrotSnowman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/twocarrotsnowman/32/15879_2.png) [@TwoCarrotSnowman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TwoCarrotSnowman)\
**Post date:** [April 25, 2023, 8:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-topic-is-similar-to-any-way-to-burn-kill-send-it-to-hell/982331/32 "2023-04-25T08:48:03Z")

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I create monthly threads for the SDMB photography competition. They all have very similar titles and near-identical text. This triggers the “similar threads” thing every time, but as noted above, it can be dismissed with a flick of my pinky on the ESC key.

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