# your username

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-username/9548>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [October 15, 1999, 1:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-username/9548 "1999-10-15T01:39:00Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 2

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**Author:** ![engineerboy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f07891/32.png) [@engineerboy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/engineerboy)\
**Post date:** [October 15, 1999, 7:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-username/9548/21 "1999-10-15T07:14:00Z")

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When I was in engineering school (failed attempt at AeroSpace) one of my smart ass friends proclaimed “So, engineerboy…” and thus, I was born

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**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\
**Post date:** [October 15, 1999, 9:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-username/9548/22 "1999-10-15T09:21:00Z")

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## Cold Fire is a song by Rush. See quote below.

Coldfire

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“You know how complex women are”

- Neil Peart, Rush (1993)

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**Author:** ![Harmonious\_Discord](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/74df32/32.png) [@Harmonious\_Discord](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harmonious_Discord)\
**Post date:** [October 15, 1999, 10:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-username/9548/23 "1999-10-15T10:29:00Z")

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Satan. Change your name to Jesus or God if you really want to piss them off.

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**Author:** ![Sealemon88](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c68b51/32.png) [@Sealemon88](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sealemon88)\
**Post date:** [October 15, 1999, 12:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-username/9548/24 "1999-10-15T12:22:00Z")

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Phobia: I always pictured the fundies twitching and cringing everytime they read “Yer pal, Satan.”

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You say “cheesy” like that’s a **BAD** thing.

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**Author:** ![Glitch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/0ea827/32.png) [@Glitch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Glitch)\
**Post date:** [October 15, 1999, 12:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-username/9548/25 "1999-10-15T12:27:00Z")

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Glitch is the name of the Guardian key tool from a little show call ReBoot. Love that show. Anyway, Glitch is a little box that sits on Guardian Bob’s left forearm, and can do … well, just about anything.

And for your amusement, various commands given to Glitch over the three seasons of ReBoot.

“Glitch … gamestats”  
“Glitch … energy pulse”  
“Glitch … particle beam”  
“Glitch … cutter”  
“Glitch … window, large icon” (really saved Bob’s bacon in that one)  
“Glitch … splitter”  
“Glitch … energy shield”  
“Glitch … viewer”  
“Glitch … ANYTHING!” (love that one)  
“Glitch … download” (this one makes me cry _sniff_)

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What more could you expect from somebody who lets people kick him to the head?

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**Author:** ![Momotaro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/2bfe46/32.png) [@Momotaro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Momotaro)\
**Post date:** [October 15, 1999, 12:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-username/9548/26 "1999-10-15T12:37:00Z")

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It means ‘Peach Boy’. I’ll leave you on that.

Just kidding. It’s a hero in a Japanese tale…born from a peach (the hero I mean).

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**Author:** ![krish](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/c57346/32.png) [@krish](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/krish)\
**Post date:** [October 15, 1999, 12:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-username/9548/27 "1999-10-15T12:50:00Z")

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My first name is Krishnan, but most people cannot pronounce it.

Krish seems to be easier.

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**Author:** ![TheDoll](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c2a13f/32.png) [@TheDoll](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TheDoll)\
**Post date:** [October 15, 1999, 1:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-username/9548/28 "1999-10-15T13:00:00Z")

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Ok. This is cheesy. My Dad thinks that my ‘real’ name, last mostly, sounds like a gangster/mob type of name so he labeled me; first name-middle-The Doll-last name.  
There it is, just a daddy’s girl.

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**Author:** ![RealityChuck](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/realitychuck/32/195_2.png) [@RealityChuck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RealityChuck)\
**Post date:** [October 15, 1999, 1:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-username/9548/29 "1999-10-15T13:10:00Z")

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Obviously, mine is a pun on “reality check.” I started using it on a Shakespeare discussion board, since I spent a lot of time deflating some rather bizarre and fanciful theories (for the record – there’s no evidence that Shakespeare was gay, that Othello had anything to do with 20th century race relations, or that anyone other than William Shakespeare of Stratford wrote the plays and poems attributed to him). Since then, I’ve found it useful here and on Usenet to remind people of the reality of various situations.

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[www.sff.net/people/rothman](http://www.sff.net/people/rothman)

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**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\
**Post date:** [October 15, 1999, 1:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-username/9548/30 "1999-10-15T13:16:00Z")

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Went into a grocery store,found some nice carrot cake. Orangecakes just sounded good to me.I have a thing about flavors,I guess.I used to be vanillanice,and my other e-mail is lemonlimefizz. Gee,maybe my future one should be blackberry(cousin to snarkberry)

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**Author:** ![Mullinator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c2a13f/32.png) [@Mullinator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mullinator)\
**Post date:** [October 15, 1999, 1:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-username/9548/31 "1999-10-15T13:24:00Z")

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Chris Mullin is my favorite basketball player. I just thought it sounded kind of neat to throw the -ator on the end, kind of like a super-villain or something. I tried to go with my name of choice (Tallman), but it was apparantly unavailable.

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Yes, the weather is the same up here. Yes, I play basketball. No, never heard a tall joke before. Aaaargh.

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**Author:** ![Missy2U](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/3bc359/32.png) [@Missy2U](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Missy2U)\
**Post date:** [October 15, 1999, 1:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-username/9548/32 "1999-10-15T13:43:00Z")

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My real name is nothing like Missy. I work for 100+ engineers. They say “Hey, can you do this/get this/figure this out/blah blah blah whatever for me?” and I say “That’s MISSY to YOU!” and them, being engineers and some not real bright, laugh.

I never said it was a GOOD explanation.

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**Author:** ![Earl\_Snake-Hips\_Tucker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/earl_snake-hips_tucker/32/3269_2.png) [@Earl\_Snake-Hips\_Tucker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Earl_Snake-Hips_Tucker)\
**Post date:** [October 15, 1999, 2:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-username/9548/33 "1999-10-15T14:37:00Z")

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In Norse mythology, Mjollnir (there are many alternate spellings), which is Norse for “miller,” was the name of Thor’s hammer.

I’ve had a fascination with hammers going back to 3rd grade when I read “Call it Courage” by Armstrong Sperry.

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**Author:** ![Fretful\_Porpentine](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fretful_porpentine/32/2873_2.png) [@Fretful\_Porpentine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fretful_Porpentine)\
**Post date:** [October 15, 1999, 3:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-username/9548/34 "1999-10-15T15:29:00Z")

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Oh, wow, YOU’RE the RealityChuck from the Shakespeare Web? I KNEW the name sounded familiar!

Mine’s also from Shakespeare – I’m a grad student in Renaissance literature, and the first thread I posted to on this board was about the Shakespeare authorship question, so I thought I should pick something relevant. My second choice would have been “Sycorax,” which has since been taken by somebody else. Great minds think alike …

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**Author:** ![gypsy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/bbce88/32.png) [@gypsy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gypsy)\
**Post date:** [October 15, 1999, 4:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-username/9548/35 "1999-10-15T16:22:00Z")

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I just keep on wandering…more moves than I care to count, more cities, two continents, four countries…just the places I lived…kind of tells who and what I am!

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Unforgiven

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**Author:** ![Yankee\_Blue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/7ea924/32.png) [@Yankee\_Blue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yankee_Blue)\
**Post date:** [October 15, 1999, 4:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-username/9548/36 "1999-10-15T16:40:00Z")

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It’s my fighter squadron designation…

Okay so our squadron was comprised of an appliance box, two wagons, and a truck tire, but still…

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…at night, the ice weasels come…

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**Author:** ![Frankie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/258eb7/32.png) [@Frankie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frankie)\
**Post date:** [October 15, 1999, 4:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-username/9548/37 "1999-10-15T16:45:00Z")

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Well basically I’ve always wanted to be one of those stereotypical Italian (or is that Eye-Talian) guys from like brooklyn or philly…so frankie it is!!

Frankie- Wanna make sumthin of it? Fuggedaboudit!

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**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\
**Post date:** [October 15, 1999, 4:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-username/9548/38 "1999-10-15T16:57:00Z")

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Pure stupidity for my name. When I registered and it said “Username”, I thought they meant “Enter your name” here and I would pick my alias later. Then I was too lazy to change it. But this thread has inspired me, and I’m changing it right now!

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**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\
**Post date:** [October 15, 1999, 4:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-username/9548/39 "1999-10-15T16:58:00Z")

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Well, I should say I’m going to try and change it. But I can’t change it using the same e-mail address. I guess I’ll have to truck on over to “About this message board” and see how I can change it.

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Jacques Kilchoer  
Workers of the world, unite! You have nothing to lose but your chains.

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**Author:** ![UncleBeer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/977dab/32.png) [@UncleBeer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBeer)\
**Post date:** [October 16, 1999, 5:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-username/9548/40 "1999-10-16T05:03:00Z")

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It’s probably easier to petition the court to change your real name.

UncleBeer - it’s simple, my nephew gave it to me.

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“The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind.” - _Humphrey Bogart_

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