# Your Wierdest Fantasy/Fetish **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [April 3, 2001, 2:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-wierdest-fantasy-fetish/60640 "2001-04-03T14:28:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![ChoosyChipsAndCeilingWhacks](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c77e96/32.png) [@ChoosyChipsAndCeilingWhacks](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChoosyChipsAndCeilingWhacks)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2001, 12:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-wierdest-fantasy-fetish/60640/21 "2001-04-04T00:33:49Z")
I want to be kidnapped. Dragged kicking and screaming from a dark parking lot, clothes cut off me, tied up and thrown in the back of a van. Maybe…held hostage for a weekend. Not that unusual, I suppose. But a favorite of mine. -L ---
**Author:** ![Lucki\_Chaarms](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/9de0a6/32.png) [@Lucki\_Chaarms](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lucki_Chaarms)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2001, 12:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-wierdest-fantasy-fetish/60640/22 "2001-04-04T00:50:33Z")
Hmm. Hey **SexyWriter** , I have a jeep and some spare time… Were you thinking of going for a bike ride in a parking lot after dark this weekend? Not that I’m suggesting anything. Besides, if I did kidnap you I’d have no place to put you. You’d have to stay in the garage all weekend. Sorry. MarxBoy ---
**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2001, 12:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-wierdest-fantasy-fetish/60640/23 "2001-04-04T00:56:11Z")
Ooo… that’s another good one. Excuse me. Between that and an email I just got, I think I need some ice 😃 ---
**Author:** ![moi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c2a13f/32.png) [@moi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/moi)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2001, 12:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-wierdest-fantasy-fetish/60640/24 "2001-04-04T00:56:14Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Grok \* > But being pretty comfortable with this, I can readily admit that among other exotic tastes, my least explicable one is topless girls in jeans. I honestly have to say that I have heard this from both the men and women in my life more than any other “desirable” or “attractive” look. Hands down, everyone agrees, topless women in jeans. Pretty much no other “look” gets this kind of unanimous vote–not fishnets, not handcuffs, not miniskirts, not even firkin’ total nudity. I haven’t dated you, Grok, have I? O.o ---
**Author:** ![Totoro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/65b543/32.png) [@Totoro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Totoro)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2001, 12:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-wierdest-fantasy-fetish/60640/25 "2001-04-04T00:59:50Z")
I think I’ve run out of fantasy. Can someone help me? ---
**Author:** ![callie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/2acd7d/32.png) [@callie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/callie)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2001, 1:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-wierdest-fantasy-fetish/60640/26 "2001-04-04T01:09:46Z")
**slortar** - as usual - we dopers have already discussed “hot dolphin sex” [here](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=56427) a couple of months ago. [sub]now I’m really excited - my first link - did it work?[/sub] Um - nobody has mentioned - um - golden showers… Anybody anybody? Maybe some things are best left as a fantasy. Of course I don’t know this from experience or anything. ---
**Author:** ![dublos](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/f08c70/32.png) [@dublos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dublos)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2001, 1:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-wierdest-fantasy-fetish/60640/27 "2001-04-04T01:17:48Z")
Well, lets not forget that topless men in jeans can have a nice effect on women too… Especially doing one of those doorway moves, hands grabbing the top of the doorway, and stretching as they talk to you? -Doug \* sauntering away in his 501 blues and nothing else \* ---
**Author:** ![ChoosyChipsAndCeilingWhacks](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c77e96/32.png) [@ChoosyChipsAndCeilingWhacks](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChoosyChipsAndCeilingWhacks)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2001, 1:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-wierdest-fantasy-fetish/60640/28 "2001-04-04T01:42:04Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by MarxBoy \* > \*\*Hmm. > > Hey **SexyWriter** , I have a jeep and some spare time… > \*\* That’s weird. Because I used to have this lover with a Jeep Grand Cherokee who threatened to kidnap me. Thing is, I knew it was something he’d do. So when I left my home alone after dark, I’d sort of look around…both hopeful and frightened that he’d jump from the bushes and snag me. I don’t think he planned to keep me in anyplace as nice as a garage though. Probably a little rougher than that. I’m not offended by the suggestion at all. -L ---
**Author:** ![Mnementh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/898d66/32.png) [@Mnementh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mnementh)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2001, 1:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-wierdest-fantasy-fetish/60640/29 "2001-04-04T01:58:39Z")
aside from agreeing, emphatically, with the topless with jeans thing… Warning; TMIs abound. Sex in a moving vehicle Sex in the woods (with or without tent) Sex under a waterfall Sex in an airplane Watching a female having sex with herself 😃 Getting to lick her clean after… Giving oral. Okay, I guess some of those cant be considered fetishes… I just got carried away. Lately I have a big thing for camoflage bikinis and lingerie, but I think it’s just a phase. It’s damned sexy, though… So, where’s the ice in this place again…? ---
**Author:** ![UncleBill](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/d26b3c/32.png) [@UncleBill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBill)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2001, 2:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-wierdest-fantasy-fetish/60640/30 "2001-04-04T02:02:06Z")
**SexyWriter** I’m gonna buy me an SUV and **SNATCH** you! How’s weekend after next look? ---
**Author:** ![Creaky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e68b1a/32.png) [@Creaky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Creaky)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2001, 2:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-wierdest-fantasy-fetish/60640/31 "2001-04-04T02:02:32Z")
Well. I suppose if ole Grok is sprained, I’m probably a compound fracture. One of the things I will say is that I love gloves on a guy while he, uh, “attends” to me. Batting gloves, driving gloves, or classic black leather gloves are a treat. ---
**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2001, 2:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-wierdest-fantasy-fetish/60640/32 "2001-04-04T02:06:09Z")
Oh, yeah, **Creaky**! Leather fencing gloves… Damn. Need more ice. ---
**Author:** ![ChoosyChipsAndCeilingWhacks](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c77e96/32.png) [@ChoosyChipsAndCeilingWhacks](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChoosyChipsAndCeilingWhacks)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2001, 2:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-wierdest-fantasy-fetish/60640/33 "2001-04-04T02:08:41Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by UncleBill \* > \*\ ***SexyWriter** I’m gonna buy me an SUV and **SNATCH** you! How’s weekend after next look? \*\* This weekend is good for me. I can pencil you in for Friday night. Can you bring the implements of torture, or should I try to get those together beforehand? -L ---
**Author:** ![Frumious\_Bandersnatch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/a587f6/32.png) [@Frumious\_Bandersnatch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frumious_Bandersnatch)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2001, 2:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-wierdest-fantasy-fetish/60640/34 "2001-04-04T02:21:07Z")
Really, Really brainy women. Women waaay too bright to be with me. I’m not really into any traditional ideas of beauty or sexiness, but a smart woman can have her way with me. (Several women posters on this board for example) ---
**Author:** ![matt\_mcl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ab992/32.png) [@matt\_mcl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/matt_mcl)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2001, 2:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-wierdest-fantasy-fetish/60640/35 "2001-04-04T02:28:03Z")
I want to meet a tall, skinny, beautiful, intelligent and eccentric New Democrat (yes, redundant, I know 😉 ) with mouse-brown hair (dyed a bright colour at the tips), earrings and glasses and an English accent while dancing to disco at Sky. He’ll charm my socks off. We’ll dirty dance and kiss passionately until he takes me home, ties my wrists to the bedstead, slowly undresses me, and licks every square centimetre of my body. We’ll fall passionately in love, complement each other’s neuroses, and have passionate threesomes while bolstering each other’s activist career, living a low-impact lifestyle, and raising our eight cats, whom we love as children. He will be almost but not quite as doting an uncle as I to my brother’s (future) children, whom by answering their innocent childlike questions about our relationship we will teach love and tolerance. He will grow still more beautiful as we age, and after a successful parliamentary career I will die in his arms at age 80 of sexual exhaustion. Oh wait, this is the _fetishes_ aisle. Sorry. Well, then, I want a big strong Texan teddy bear to ship me down to Austin and show me who’s Master. Mentioning no names. ---
**Author:** ![Creaky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e68b1a/32.png) [@Creaky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Creaky)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2001, 2:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-wierdest-fantasy-fetish/60640/36 "2001-04-04T02:30:20Z")
Arden Ranger, I love it: fencing gloves! Cool! And all the fun fencing accoutrements, like a nice, sharp, uncapped foil… ---
**Author:** ![matt\_mcl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ab992/32.png) [@matt\_mcl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/matt_mcl)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2001, 2:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-wierdest-fantasy-fetish/60640/37 "2001-04-04T02:41:26Z")
I forgot Goth lite (i.e. guys who look like they’re going to commit suicide, not like they already have). ---
**Author:** ![UncleBill](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/d26b3c/32.png) [@UncleBill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBill)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2001, 2:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-wierdest-fantasy-fetish/60640/38 "2001-04-04T02:43:19Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by SexyWriter \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > \*Originally posted by UncleBill \* > > \*\ ***SexyWriter** I’m gonna buy me an SUV and **SNATCH** you! How’s weekend after next look? \*\* > > This weekend is good for me. I can pencil you in for Friday night. > > Can you bring the implements of torture, or should I try to get those together beforehand? > > -L \*\* If you live near any major metropolitan area, I more than likely have a stash ready to be picked up. Not to worry. So shall we say… Go out for a walk about 9-ish? Wear a short skirt! Black patent leather, if you’d like. ---
**Author:** ![hardygrrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a3d4f5/32.png) [@hardygrrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hardygrrl)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2001, 2:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-wierdest-fantasy-fetish/60640/39 "2001-04-04T02:52:01Z")
I’ll admit it…I want to get fingercuffed. A man on each end…hmmmm One of the men definately would be my celeb crush Jeff Hardy. The other…let’s just there’s a candidate in mind and leave it there 😉 ---
**Author:** ![jazzmine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/5daacb/32.png) [@jazzmine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jazzmine)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2001, 3:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-wierdest-fantasy-fetish/60640/40 "2001-04-04T03:34:20Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by dublos \* > **Well, lets not forget that topless men in jeans can have a nice effect on women too…** I dunno… between this and saying you have pictures in [this](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=66166) thread all I can say is… Is it getting hot in here or is it just me? I’ll second the kidnap fantasy. In fact, the rougher the better. Let’s just say…forceful sex. In a secluded forest. Where no one can hear you scream. A dominant man. Yum. A man that is comfortable with himself, has nothing to prove, and commands a room by his mere presence. Oh yeah…it’s hot in here. trish [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-wierdest-fantasy-fetish/60640.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-wierdest-fantasy-fetish/60640.md?page=3)