# Your Wierdest Fantasy/Fetish **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [April 3, 2001, 2:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-wierdest-fantasy-fetish/60640 "2001-04-03T14:28:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2001, 3:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-wierdest-fantasy-fetish/60640/41 "2001-04-04T03:52:29Z")
Would ya like some ice for that, **jazzmine**? šŸ˜‰ ---
**Author:** ![jazzmine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/5daacb/32.png) [@jazzmine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jazzmine)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2001, 4:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-wierdest-fantasy-fetish/60640/42 "2001-04-04T04:32:24Z")
I need something, thatā€™s for sure. Hey, does anyone swoon any more? _dramatically tossing back of hand to forehead_ I think Iā€™m gonna swoon. ---
**Author:** ![dublos](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/f08c70/32.png) [@dublos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dublos)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2001, 4:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-wierdest-fantasy-fetish/60640/43 "2001-04-04T04:57:17Z")
> [@](#): > > I dunnoā€¦ between this and saying you have pictures in this thread all I can say isā€¦ Is it getting hot in here or is it just me? Thank you very much, maā€™am. Iā€™d wondered if anyone noticed thatā€¦ nobodyā€™s asked me to back that claim up just yet. Whatā€™s the world comin to when ya gotta ask a lady if she wants to see? šŸ˜‰ -Doug ---
**Author:** ![evilbeth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/evilbeth/32/2268_2.png) [@evilbeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/evilbeth)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2001, 4:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-wierdest-fantasy-fetish/60640/44 "2001-04-04T04:57:55Z")
Iā€™m with the other ladies on the completely rough, forceful, tied up, kidnapped, submissive fantasy. Oh my! ::fanning myself furiously:: You know, it isnā€™t good to think of these things at workā€“people are starting to stare! ---
**Author:** ![jazzmine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/5daacb/32.png) [@jazzmine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jazzmine)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2001, 5:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-wierdest-fantasy-fetish/60640/45 "2001-04-04T05:07:15Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by dublos \* > **Iā€™d wondered if anyone noticed thatā€¦ nobodyā€™s asked me to back that claim up just yet. Whatā€™s the world comin to when ya gotta ask a lady if she wants to see? šŸ˜‰** What? Gonna make me beg? OH! Another fantasy. I can hijack AND stay on topic at the same time. ---
**Author:** ![andygirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a9adbd/32.png) [@andygirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/andygirl)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2001, 5:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-wierdest-fantasy-fetish/60640/46 "2001-04-04T05:36:09Z")
Damn, people. I just like girls. ---
**Author:** ![Danalan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/76d3ee/32.png) [@Danalan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Danalan)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2001, 5:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-wierdest-fantasy-fetish/60640/47 "2001-04-04T05:37:02Z")
Iā€™ve mentioned it before. Iā€™m not ashamed. Eyelashes. Perfect, long, curved eyelashes. Not clumpy with mascara. Itā€™s the first thing I notice ā€“ on everyone. ---
**Author:** ![silent\_rob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@silent\_rob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silent_rob)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2001, 6:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-wierdest-fantasy-fetish/60640/48 "2001-04-04T06:45:56Z")
Well, Iā€™ve mentioned fetishes before (nothing too strange) so Iā€™ll mention a fantasy. Iā€™ve had this fantasy about sending a woman a blindfold and a note telling her to come to my place in nothing but a trenchcoat, and to put on the blindfold just before knocking on the door. Then sheā€™d come in, and Iā€™d tease her at first. Then Iā€™d pleasure her until she could literally take no more. Perhaps some silk scarf games as well. ---
**Author:** ![Tequila\_Mockingbird](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/41988e/32.png) [@Tequila\_Mockingbird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tequila_Mockingbird)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2001, 7:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-wierdest-fantasy-fetish/60640/49 "2001-04-04T07:04:18Z")
Gosh, I guess I am the only exhibitionist here. I just always thought going full-tilt, riding a lap in total abandon, complete with a madly creaking seat, in a porn theatre while the movie was playing was one of my more fun ideas (that I havenā€™t yet acted outā€¦) But hey if weā€™re going to dream big hereā€¦how about a menage` a trois with Jamie Lee Curtis and Will Smith inside the big ball as it drops on Times Square at midnight? [sub] Sorry, I try not to ā€œscriptā€ out my fantasies too much in hopes may they one day happen[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![SINsApple](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eb8c5e/32.png) [@SINsApple](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SINsApple)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2001, 8:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-wierdest-fantasy-fetish/60640/50 "2001-04-04T08:03:02Z")
Iā€™m with TKDan . . . I am a teeth person, and one of the most erotic things Iā€™ve ever experienced was having my neck lightly nipped by a guy wearing custom made fangs. I am ALL about arms! Oh, and manly hands . . . rowr! But the end all be all of erotic to me is watching a man drive, especially stick shift, especially at high speeds. You might as well put me to bed cause Iā€™m done when Iā€™m in a car with a man Iā€™m attracted to while driving anywhere on the freeway. On the way back from the concert tonight, I had to force myself not to watch my friend driving. So I guess this means that I want to strattle the driver of a car someday. You ever see that scene in The Getaway with Charlie Sheen? Thats it for me. Thats my fantasy . . . not with Charlie Sheen mind you, but just that activity in general. ---
**Author:** ![ChoosyChipsAndCeilingWhacks](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c77e96/32.png) [@ChoosyChipsAndCeilingWhacks](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChoosyChipsAndCeilingWhacks)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2001, 11:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-wierdest-fantasy-fetish/60640/51 "2001-04-04T11:17:41Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Tequila Mockingbird \* > **Gosh, I guess I am the only exhibitionist here.** No youā€™re not! -L ---
**Author:** ![ChiefScott](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/58f4c7/32.png) [@ChiefScott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChiefScott)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2001, 11:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-wierdest-fantasy-fetish/60640/52 "2001-04-04T11:24:40Z")
Proof? ---
**Author:** ![eirroc](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f1d935/32.png) [@eirroc](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eirroc)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2001, 12:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-wierdest-fantasy-fetish/60640/53 "2001-04-04T12:06:17Z")
> [@](#): > > _originally posted by dire wolf_ > \*\*Hmmm. I have this fantasy involving this certain person I knowā€¦well, letā€™s just call her ā€œMā€. > > She canā€™t escape, as her hands will be tied to the headboard behind her, and her raised, spread legs will be tied to the bedposts. I will be able to ravage her in all sorts of ways that I know she likes. Of course, as soon as she starts to enjoy it, Iā€™ll have to hold back and make her squirm with anticipation. She will beg me to continue, but Iā€™ll still make her wait. > > Since sheā€™s also blindfolded, sheā€™ll never know what Iā€™m about to doā€¦or what food, accessory, or body part Iā€™ll use on her. This will go on for hours. \*\* I could change my name to start with an M, how does meirroc sound? Wow, its suddenly really hot in here, or is that just meā€¦?..Off to take a _very_ cold shower šŸ˜ƒ ---
**Author:** ![eirroc](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f1d935/32.png) [@eirroc](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eirroc)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2001, 12:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-wierdest-fantasy-fetish/60640/54 "2001-04-04T12:20:00Z")
> [@](#): > > _originally posted by SINsApple_ > \*\*I am ALL about arms! Oh, and manly hands . . . rowr! > > But the end all be all of erotic to me is watching a man drive, especially stick shift, especially at high speeds. You might as well put me to bed cause Iā€™m done when Iā€™m in a car with a man Iā€™m attracted to while driving anywhere on the freeway. \*\* šŸ˜ƒ Iā€™m sooooo with you there! Thats it Iā€™m _not_ opening this thread again, its positively stifling in here. ---
**Author:** ![Mauvaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mauvaise/32/11084_2.png) [@Mauvaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mauvaise)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2001, 1:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-wierdest-fantasy-fetish/60640/55 "2001-04-04T13:18:03Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by silent\_rob \* > **Iā€™ve had this fantasy about sending a woman a blindfold and a note \** I wrote something very similar to that about 4 years ago, Rob. Except in my story I receive a note telling me to go to a hotel where thereā€™s another note (with instructions) and a room key waiting for me at the front desk. ---
**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2001, 1:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-wierdest-fantasy-fetish/60640/56 "2001-04-04T13:30:30Z")
**SINsApple** , the SO and I both have sets of custom made fangs. Itā€™s good to have a Vampire junkie whoā€™s a dental tech as a friend. and **Tequila** , you are not the only exhibitionist! I admitted to that in my first post. So there. šŸ˜› ---
**Author:** ![Zebra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/c0e974/32.png) [@Zebra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zebra)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2001, 1:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-wierdest-fantasy-fetish/60640/57 "2001-04-04T13:54:56Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Broken Doll \* > \*\*Veins. Veiny armsā€¦veiny arms on skinny geeky guys. Yummo. People think Iā€™m strange for my vein fetish. \*\* Where were you when I was in High School. Once, while at the doctors I had to give a blood sample. The tech didnā€™t even strap the rubber thing on my arm or have me make a fist because he could plainly see the viens in my arms. Skinny **and** geeky? I had that in spades baby! Another vote for the dark corner for me orā€¦ I respectfully remind the senator of the rights granted to me the fifth admendment of the constitution of the United States. ---
**Author:** ![Lucki\_Chaarms](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/9de0a6/32.png) [@Lucki\_Chaarms](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lucki_Chaarms)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2001, 2:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-wierdest-fantasy-fetish/60640/58 "2001-04-04T14:00:42Z")
Woohoo! I started my first 2-page thread! ::does a little dance:: Am I a folk hero yet? I created a place where we can all come to get absurdly hot and bothered in totally inappropriate places, thatā€™s got to count for something. Let us revel in our wacky deviant screwing-on-the-freeway, thrown-in-the-back-of-a-van, blind-folded, fruit-used-illegally bliss. MarxBoy ---
**Author:** ![Zebra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/c0e974/32.png) [@Zebra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zebra)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2001, 2:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-wierdest-fantasy-fetish/60640/59 "2001-04-04T14:03:04Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by jazzmine \* > \*\*I need something, thatā€™s for sure. Hey, does anyone swoon any more? _dramatically tossing back of hand to forehead_ I think Iā€™m gonna swoon. \*\* When chicks swoon drives me crazy. The movie version of Bye Bye Birdie has the most erotic scene in any film. Of course what Iā€™ll do to you ladies while you are out (or are you just faking?) is totally up to me. ---
**Author:** ![Abe\_Babe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3ab097/32.png) [@Abe\_Babe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Abe_Babe)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2001, 2:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-wierdest-fantasy-fetish/60640/60 "2001-04-04T14:06:37Z")
I am an attorney IRL, but I donā€™t play one on TV. This fantasy, which Iā€™ll bet is pretty common among law students and young lawyers, involves making whoopie (exchanging briefs) with the daughter of a judge in his chambers, maybe even wearing the robe. ā€œYouā€™re out of order, Miss. Iā€™ll have to slap you for contempt.ā€ :: opens window to let some fresh air in.:: [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-wierdest-fantasy-fetish/60640.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-wierdest-fantasy-fetish/60640.md?page=4)