# Your Wierdest Fantasy/Fetish **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [April 3, 2001, 2:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-wierdest-fantasy-fetish/60640 "2001-04-03T14:28:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2001, 7:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-wierdest-fantasy-fetish/60640/81 "2001-04-04T19:28:11Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by manhattan \* > \*\*Ahem. \*\* :eek: Um… I’ll be busy that weekend, **Polish Sausage** … [sub]Bad arden![/sub] ---
**Author:** ![UncleBill](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/d26b3c/32.png) [@UncleBill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBill)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2001, 7:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-wierdest-fantasy-fetish/60640/82 "2001-04-04T19:30:19Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by silent\_rob \* > \*\* Perhaps some silk scarf games as well. \*\* I’ve been lucky enough to have been with ladies adventurous enough to fulfill a good number of those, including the silk scarf thing there (I still have three black ones, sitting in a drawer!) But while driving, in the back seat, on a boat, tied up, in the bathroom during a party, hot tub, pool, ocean, balcony overlooking lake, in the woods, in the office, blindfolded, oiled up, watching porn, and while taking photos have all been done. Still available: on a motorcycle, video, threesome, in an airplane and a few more. I agree with **TP** , don’t want to spell them out, just let 'em happen! ---
**Author:** ![FallenAngel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/5daacb/32.png) [@FallenAngel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FallenAngel)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2001, 7:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-wierdest-fantasy-fetish/60640/83 "2001-04-04T19:50:43Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by dublos \* > \*\*Occasionally fanticised about sex while scuba diving, but I’m not edcuated enough on the mechanics of scube diving to guess whether it is a relaistic fantsty, but I figure that’s as close to zero-G sex as we could get while still earthbound. > > Sex while skydiving… no way there’s time for completion, but are there any recorded instances of at least achieving penetration while in freefall? > > -Doug \*\* Scuba sex can be done and has been. (I’m opening the straight line box here, I know.) Watch your depth and pay attention to your breathing. Nitrogen narcosis is a mood kill (later on - at the time it feels kinda interesting). As to skydiving… I haven’t done this one, but there is a type of diving called HAHO - High Altitude High Opening, where you jump out and deploy at insane heights (like 30K+ feet). It can take 30-45 minutes to come down. That’s long enough for a quickie. You will need oxygen for the first part of the jump, and you’ll want to check into every type of tandem rig in the known universe to see which one has the best chance on a drop that long. If you do this, I want a FULL report. I’ve always wanted to try it. ---
**Author:** ![Tygr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/df788c/32.png) [@Tygr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tygr)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2001, 8:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-wierdest-fantasy-fetish/60640/84 "2001-04-04T20:14:35Z")
> [@](#): > > _Originally posted by Grok, echoed by others_ > **I can readily admit that among other exotic tastes, my least explicable one is topless girls in jeans.** Agreed, but with this one twist - cutoff jean shorts. Any length, from just above the knee all the way up to “How often do you shave there?” (…and that’s another preference.) ---
**Author:** ![RTFirefly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c77e96/32.png) [@RTFirefly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RTFirefly)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2001, 8:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-wierdest-fantasy-fetish/60640/85 "2001-04-04T20:32:48Z")
[QUOTE] \*Originally posted by jazzmine \* > [@](#): > > _Originally posted by RTFirefly_ > > > [@](#): > > > > How come I never knew any women who wanted to be kidnapped, back when I was single?? > > > > ArdenRanger or evilbeth, you’d’ve been in the back of my truck as soon as I could’ve gotten there! (I’d add you too, SexyWriter, but I think I’d have to take a number. ;)) > > Well. What am I? Chopped liver? 😉 I figured you were too busy drooling over **dublos** to pay attention to me. I’m glad to find out I was wrong! 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![PolishSausage](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/a9a28c/32.png) [@PolishSausage](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PolishSausage)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2001, 8:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-wierdest-fantasy-fetish/60640/86 "2001-04-04T20:44:15Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Arden Ranger \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > \*Originally posted by manhattan \* > > \*\*Ahem. \*\* > > :eek: > > Um… I’ll be busy that weekend, **Polish Sausage** … > > [sub]Bad arden![/sub] \*\* Hmmm, lets see… The driver looks over his clip board and does an double take. “You’re Arden Ranger? Shoot, I was looking for, um, ah … Harden Granger. Um, yeah.” The van makes with the U-turn and stops suddenly at Arden’s home. All her torn cloths are returned and she is left wearing a white silk robe. At her feet is a complementary gift basket for her troubles. (phew!) Before the slidding door on the van closes, Arden can make out the distinct sound of leather striking flesh followed by a moan of pleasure mixed with pain. ---
**Author:** ![Albert\_Rose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9de053/32.png) [@Albert\_Rose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Albert_Rose)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2001, 9:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-wierdest-fantasy-fetish/60640/87 "2001-04-04T21:08:52Z")
This might not be strange enough, but I’ve always had a thing for the way a woman’s hair smells. And I _love_ licking lollipops. Getting and receiving backscratches are way up there on my list, too. I really, really, really love licking lollies. ---
**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2001, 9:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-wierdest-fantasy-fetish/60640/88 "2001-04-04T21:16:20Z")
arden sighs and wanders back inside to [sub]hopefully[/sub]await her punishment from **He Who Must Be Obeyed** ---
**Author:** ![heembo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/f6c823/32.png) [@heembo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/heembo)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2001, 9:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-wierdest-fantasy-fetish/60640/89 "2001-04-04T21:54:30Z")
Short of extreme pain, there isn’t anything that turns me off… in other words, just about everything turns me on. my latest one, however, involves my being blindfolded and taken advantage of/tortured by a fairly large group of people. They do whatever they want to me 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![robgruver](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/13edae/32.png) [@robgruver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/robgruver)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2001, 10:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-wierdest-fantasy-fetish/60640/90 "2001-04-04T22:46:05Z")
Someone mentioned golden showers earlier. Although I am not into that full tilt, I do like to watch people go to the potty. I know, I know weird, but you have to admit it is pretty taboo. I must admit that reading about these kidnapping fantasies have gotten me a little excited. I figured I was the only one. Although I want to be kidnapped by a woman and tied up/whipped/etc. Any takers? 🙂 My wife loves to watch me take tight blue jeans off. I do a little show for her once a week or so when she thinks I don’t know she is watching. Now then. Someone needs to create a forum on here for threads not to be read at work, and this is one of them. /me throws ice down his pants joining the others. ---
**Author:** ![Zebra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/c0e974/32.png) [@Zebra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zebra)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2001, 11:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-wierdest-fantasy-fetish/60640/91 "2001-04-04T23:17:10Z")
[QUOTE] \*Originally posted by jazzmine \* \*\* > [@](#): > > _Originally posted by Zebra_ > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > When chicks swoon drives me crazy. The movie version of Bye Bye Birdie has the most erotic scene in any film. > > > > Of course what I’ll do to you ladies while you are out (or are you just faking?) is totally up to me.\*\* > > I wonder how I might do multiple swoons? > > \*\* Well you could bring some friends?.. But, wear a corset (that will help with the swooning) and preferable an extremely wide brimed hat. (don’t ask) If you still aren’t swooning pretend that I’m Elvis/Beatles/Baycity Rollers/DuranDuran/n’Synch (which ever decade applies) If that dosen’t work I’ll just have to sneak up behind you and klorform ☹ colorfor ☹ chlourfo :(:(☹ hit you upside the head with a frying pan. Then my dear you will be mine without all that squriming or screaming (it gives me a headache) and I will go after you like I was one of Scylla’s goats. :):)🙂 ---
**Author:** ![cuauhtemoc](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ecb155/32.png) [@cuauhtemoc](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cuauhtemoc)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2001, 12:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-wierdest-fantasy-fetish/60640/92 "2001-04-05T00:39:44Z")
I love more than almost anything to see women, either in pairs or in groups, tickling each other. I have never had any idea why. Any ideas? ---
**Author:** ![Mnementh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/898d66/32.png) [@Mnementh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mnementh)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2001, 12:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-wierdest-fantasy-fetish/60640/93 "2001-04-05T00:42:07Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Zebra \* > **klorform ☹ colorfor ☹ chlourfo :(:(☹ hit you upside the head with a frying pan.** Now THAT is a weird fetish. Me, I go for crock pots. ---
**Author:** ![manhattan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/manhattan/32/7_2.png) [@manhattan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/manhattan)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2001, 12:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-wierdest-fantasy-fetish/60640/94 "2001-04-05T00:48:07Z")
My fantasy, which I’ve just now developed in honor of the stories in this thread, is to find women with submissive fantasies, tie them up and put ice down their panties. The line forms on the left. ---
**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2001, 1:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-wierdest-fantasy-fetish/60640/95 "2001-04-05T01:01:20Z")
The line forms behind arden. ---
**Author:** ![ChoosyChipsAndCeilingWhacks](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c77e96/32.png) [@ChoosyChipsAndCeilingWhacks](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChoosyChipsAndCeilingWhacks)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2001, 1:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-wierdest-fantasy-fetish/60640/96 "2001-04-05T01:09:31Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by manhattan \* > \*\*My fantasy, which I’ve just now developed in honor of the stories in this thread, is to find women with submissive fantasies, tie them up and put ice down their panties. > > The line forms on the left. \*\* Ice can actually be quite painful. Another woman once tied me to the ceiling in a public dungeon in Chicago. Put a blindfold on me, spreader bar between my ankles, and cut my bra off of me with a hunting knife. She then proceeded to engage in various forms of torture, one of which involved ice in my panties (while others watched, of course). The object of this lesson was an attempt to force me to sing “I’m a Little Teapot” in front of others. Don’t ask. I remember the ice as being EXCRUCIATINGLY painful. More than I ever would have imagined. Those are some sensitive areas in there!! Oh…should I have included a TMI warning? -L ---
**Author:** ![Enola\_Straight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/dec6dc/32.png) [@Enola\_Straight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enola_Straight)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2001, 1:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-wierdest-fantasy-fetish/60640/97 "2001-04-05T01:22:08Z")
Crisco Twister. ---
**Author:** ![Grok](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/96bed5/32.png) [@Grok](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Grok)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2001, 1:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-wierdest-fantasy-fetish/60640/98 "2001-04-05T01:29:20Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by SexyWriter \* > \*\*I want to be kidnapped. > > Dragged kicking and screaming from a dark parking lot, clothes cut off me, tied up and thrown in the back of a van. Maybe…held hostage for a weekend. > > Not that unusual, I suppose. But a favorite of mine. > > -L \*\* How about being dragged kicking and screaming from a dark airport ramp, and tied up and thrown in the back of an airplane? Creaky and I could come for you next week! ---
**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2001, 1:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-wierdest-fantasy-fetish/60640/99 "2001-04-05T01:31:01Z")
Ah, **SexyWriter** , yes it can be as you say. But done correctly, and of course **manhattan** knows how to do this, it is very nice with ice… 😉 ---
**Author:** ![dublos](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/f08c70/32.png) [@dublos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dublos)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2001, 1:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-wierdest-fantasy-fetish/60640/100 "2001-04-05T01:35:53Z")
[QUOTE] \*Originally posted by SexyWriter \* \*\* > [@](#): > > The object of this lesson was an attempt to force me to sing “I’m a Little Teapot” in front of others. Don’t ask. I remember the ice as being EXCRUCIATINGLY painful. More than I ever would have imagined. Those are some sensitive areas in there!! > > Oh…should I have included a TMI warning? > > -L \*\* No, you should have finished the story and tell us if you eventually sang it. 😉 -Doug [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-wierdest-fantasy-fetish/60640.md?page=4) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-wierdest-fantasy-fetish/60640.md?page=6)