# Your Wierdest Fantasy/Fetish **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [April 3, 2001, 2:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-wierdest-fantasy-fetish/60640 "2001-04-03T14:28:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 6
**Author:** ![hardygrrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a3d4f5/32.png) [@hardygrrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hardygrrl)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2001, 2:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-wierdest-fantasy-fetish/60640/101 "2001-04-05T02:39:41Z")
Hmmmmm Bill wants a threesome. I want to get fingercuffed. ::frantic web search of Jeff Hardy’s email address:: Bill…does this count? \<\\> ---
**Author:** ![ChoosyChipsAndCeilingWhacks](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c77e96/32.png) [@ChoosyChipsAndCeilingWhacks](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChoosyChipsAndCeilingWhacks)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2001, 2:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-wierdest-fantasy-fetish/60640/102 "2001-04-05T02:47:46Z")
[QUOTE] \*Originally posted by dublos \* \*\* > [@](#): > > No, you should have finished the story and tell us if you eventually sang it. 😉 > > -Doug \*\* I did…[hanging head in shame]. I begged to sing. Which was the point. Tortured until I begged to be humiliated so I could be let off the hook. wow… -L ---
**Author:** ![Britt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Britt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Britt)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2001, 3:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-wierdest-fantasy-fetish/60640/103 "2001-04-05T03:09:27Z")
[QUOTE] \*Originally posted by SexyWriter \* \*\* > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by dublos \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > No, you should have finished the story and tell us if you eventually sang it. 😉 > > > > -Doug \*\* > > I did…[hanging head in shame]. I begged to sing. Which was the point. Tortured until I begged to be humiliated so I could be let off the hook. > > wow… > > -L \*\* And then hounded into confessing to whole episode (in detail) on a public message board. I hope you appreciate our caring for you like this 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![poohpah\_chalupa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/91b2a8/32.png) [@poohpah\_chalupa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/poohpah_chalupa)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2001, 3:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-wierdest-fantasy-fetish/60640/104 "2001-04-05T03:20:52Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Falcon \* > \*\*Oh, and I’m in the submissive, tease-me-until-I-beg-and-then-tease-some-more group. \*\* Hmmmmmmm… ---
**Author:** ![Una\_Persson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/una_persson/32/346_2.png) [@Una\_Persson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Una_Persson)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2001, 4:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-wierdest-fantasy-fetish/60640/105 "2001-04-05T04:09:31Z")
Am I the only one bothered by the women who say they have a fantasy of being abducted, kidnapped, bound, tortured, and/or raped? And I’m hoping that this is all a wishful thinking thing, where the person doing the abducting, kidnapping, binding, torturing, and/or raping is someone they know already, and have the hots for. Surely no one here is wanting to have a complete stranger do this to them, right? And if so, I’m willing to bet it’s really just whistling past the graveyard. Real life abduction and rape is extremely difficult to find excitement in. ---
**Author:** ![Medea\_s\_Child](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/8baadc/32.png) [@Medea\_s\_Child](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Medea_s_Child)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2001, 4:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-wierdest-fantasy-fetish/60640/106 "2001-04-05T04:11:12Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by PolishSausage \* > \*\*\ > > Medea’s Child can now see that there have been two men who have been undressing her. The larger one begins to pull at her panties and other the fits her wrists with straps; the driver of the van turns to speak, “Medea’s Child? Hope you have no pressing plans for the weekend.” He puts his foot to the gas. The van screams forward towards an unknown destination… > \ > ~t \*\* No worries about being over the top. I’m all alone in my dorm room, so I can swoon and fan myself with no one caring. Um, where’s that ice? Pity Arden won’t be able to join us…oh well more for me, and I’ve been very, very bad… Silent\_rob, yea, we’ll have to work something out. I’ll bet you film people can get really, really creative, can’t you? (um…ice…ah yes thanks) [QUOTE] _Originally posted by Fallen Angel_ \*\*For obvious reasons, being a tall, long and dark haired, techno-Goth and 2nd Amendment advocating anarchist, it’s not one I articulate that often. I get ENOUGH weird looks and “freak” comments in general conversation, thanks. I don’t need the hassle of someone suddenly assuming I’m interested in multiple felonies, but it definitely ranks in the top five ever. Being a moderately sexy writer (note the lower case) myself, maybe we should compare notes sometime, SW.\*\* Mmm…tall with long dark hair…techno goth… yea I need ice and to get home to my own dear beloved freak. And have a bitty talk with him. I think I need something fun soon… You have notes? May I see them? I’ll beg… ---
**Author:** ![Creaky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e68b1a/32.png) [@Creaky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Creaky)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2001, 4:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-wierdest-fantasy-fetish/60640/107 "2001-04-05T04:15:13Z")
\*\* > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by SexyWriter \* > \*\*I want to be kidnapped. > > -L \*\* > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Grok \* > > How about being dragged kicking and screaming from a dark airport ramp, and tied up and thrown in the back of an airplane? Creaky and I could come for you next week! \*\* Heh, heh, heh… ---
**Author:** ![Britt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Britt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Britt)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2001, 4:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-wierdest-fantasy-fetish/60640/108 "2001-04-05T04:39:16Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Anthracite \* > \*\*Am I the only one bothered by the women who say they have a fantasy of being abducted, kidnapped, bound, tortured, and/or raped? > > And I’m hoping that this is all a wishful thinking thing, where the person doing the abducting, kidnapping, binding, torturing, and/or raping is someone they know already, and have the hots for. Surely no one here is wanting to have a complete stranger do this to them, right? > > And if so, I’m willing to bet it’s really just whistling past the graveyard. Real life abduction and rape is extremely difficult to find excitement in. \*\* A valid point, these are not activities we wish to condone or promote in any way. However I would point out that most of the posters who have suggest such activities have in past threads indicated some form of involvement, in submission/bondage or other such past times, and have always indicated a safety first attitude towards participation. It can also be likened to our (not me really) good old male, lesbian fantasies, fairly common and fairly harmless until some one mistakes fantasy for real life. Play say, and have fun Britt ---
**Author:** ![Britt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Britt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Britt)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2001, 4:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-wierdest-fantasy-fetish/60640/109 "2001-04-05T04:42:04Z")
That really was meant to say play safe, but phone sex is good too 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![robgruver](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/13edae/32.png) [@robgruver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/robgruver)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2001, 4:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-wierdest-fantasy-fetish/60640/110 "2001-04-05T04:53:43Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Anthracite \* > \*\*Am I the only one bothered by the women who say they have a fantasy of being abducted, kidnapped, bound, tortured, and/or raped? > > And I’m hoping that this is all a wishful thinking thing, where the person doing the abducting, kidnapping, binding, torturing, and/or raping is someone they know already, and have the hots for. Surely no one here is wanting to have a complete stranger do this to them, right? > \*\* See the biggest thing here is you say the word ‘rape’. It is not rape. It is concenting. I would hope that none of the posters who have expressed interest in these forms of… fun 😉 have it really happen. Now then. Old, scummy station wagon? Check. Duct Tape? Check. Ball gag? Check. Ice? Check. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![UncleBill](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/d26b3c/32.png) [@UncleBill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBill)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2001, 5:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-wierdest-fantasy-fetish/60640/111 "2001-04-05T05:14:09Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by SexyWriter \* > \*\* Ice can actually be quite painful. Another woman once tied me to the ceiling in a public dungeon in Chicago. Put a blindfold on me, spreader bar between my ankles, and cut my bra off of me with a hunting knife. She then proceeded to engage in various forms of torture, one of which involved ice in my panties (while others watched, of course). The object of this lesson was an attempt to force me to sing “I’m a Little Teapot” in front of others. Don’t ask. I remember the ice as being EXCRUCIATINGLY painful. More than I ever would have imagined. Those are some sensitive areas in there!! > > Oh…should I have included a TMI warning? > > -L \*\* So… **SexyWriter** … how YOU doin’? [sub]I’m a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout. When I get all steamed up, I will shout, then tip me over and pour me out![/sub] ---
**Author:** ![Broken\_Doll](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bbce88/32.png) [@Broken\_Doll](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Broken_Doll)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2001, 6:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-wierdest-fantasy-fetish/60640/112 "2001-04-05T06:24:01Z")
I’m just jealous that this thread is a three-pager, when I started the exact same thread about half a year ago and got about 5 replies…hmmm…it’s a conspiracy against me I tells ya! ---
**Author:** ![silent\_rob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@silent\_rob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silent_rob)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2001, 9:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-wierdest-fantasy-fetish/60640/113 "2001-04-05T09:22:35Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Medea’s Child \* > **Silent\_rob, yea, we’ll have to work something out. I’ll bet you film people can get really, really creative, can’t you? (um…ice…ah yes thanks)** Darlin, you don’t know the half of it. I’ve got film equipment that you wouldn’t believe and ways to use it that would are beyond your dreams. Though, feel free to try and imagine. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Badtz\_Maru](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e36b37/32.png) [@Badtz\_Maru](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Badtz_Maru)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2001, 11:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-wierdest-fantasy-fetish/60640/114 "2001-04-05T11:16:38Z")
Fetishes - sweatpants (or shorts of the same material), chokers and collars, anklets. Fantasies? Often involve elves and desert islands. ---
**Author:** ![Eutychus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2001, 11:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-wierdest-fantasy-fetish/60640/115 "2001-04-05T11:27:22Z")
Okay, after _having_ to read what everybody else wrote, mine’s gonna look pretty stupid, but I just fantasize about loving, romantic, no-holds-barred, anything goes sex. Pretty boring, huh? ---
**Author:** ![lurkernomore](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/d6d6ee/32.png) [@lurkernomore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lurkernomore)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2001, 11:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-wierdest-fantasy-fetish/60640/116 "2001-04-05T11:55:40Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by robgruver \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > \*Originally posted by Anthracite \* > > \*\*Am I the only one bothered by the women who say they have a fantasy of being abducted, kidnapped, bound, tortured, and/or raped? > > > > And I’m hoping that this is all a wishful thinking thing, where the person doing the abducting, kidnapping, binding, torturing, and/or raping is someone they know already, and have the hots for. Surely no one here is wanting to have a complete stranger do this to them, right? > > \*\* > > See the biggest thing here is you say the word ‘rape’. It is not rape. It is concenting. I would hope that none of the posters who have expressed interest in these forms of… fun 😉 have it really happen. > \*\* ``` Rob, the thing is that's what the woman says. I know someone else who has said the same thing. They use the word rape. I agree with Anthracite, I don't like the word here, but realize it is submission. One woman I know said one of her friends said "I think you should rape him." referring to a potential BF and I was troubled by the usage. I certainly hope none of the ladies here actually GETS raped, but find someone to fulfill their wishes. (and if that's what it takes, I'd sling one or two over my shoulder and carry her away..:) ) ``` ---
**Author:** ![ChiefScott](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/58f4c7/32.png) [@ChiefScott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChiefScott)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2001, 11:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-wierdest-fantasy-fetish/60640/117 "2001-04-05T11:56:47Z")
Apparently, even sex with **Euty** is mundane and pointless… ---
**Author:** ![Ice\_Wolf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/dfb087/32.png) [@Ice\_Wolf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ice_Wolf)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2001, 12:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-wierdest-fantasy-fetish/60640/118 "2001-04-05T12:01:20Z")
> [@](#): > > _By Eutychus55_ > Okay, after having to read what everybody else wrote, mine’s gonna look pretty stupid, but I just fantasize about loving, romantic, no-holds-barred, anything goes sex. > > Pretty boring, huh? Woo. Definitely **not** boring. Else – how come all the harem on this board, hmmm? Oh, and **Chief Scott?** 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2001, 12:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-wierdest-fantasy-fetish/60640/119 "2001-04-05T12:53:25Z")
> [@](#): > > And I’m hoping that this is all a wishful thinking thing, where the person doing the abducting, kidnapping, binding, torturing, and/or raping is someone they know already, and have the hots for. Surely no one here is wanting to have a complete stranger do this to them, right? No, not complete strangers. I think I speak for all of that have voiced this fantasy when I say what we want is to consent to play the non-consentual scenario with someone we are already involved with and know. Believe me, I have very specific people in mind when I play the abduction/rape fantasy out in my mind. ---
**Author:** ![BunnyGirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/22d042/32.png) [@BunnyGirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BunnyGirl)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2001, 12:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-wierdest-fantasy-fetish/60640/120 "2001-04-05T12:55:01Z")
:: **Bunny** walks in, wearing a leather corset, black leather thong 6" stilleto boots.:: /crack of riding crop/ Y’all have been very, _very_ bad. Bend over for your punishment! (Modesty prevents me from elaborating further :D) [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-wierdest-fantasy-fetish/60640.md?page=5) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-wierdest-fantasy-fetish/60640.md?page=7)