# Your Wu Name
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-wu-name/15287
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
**Created:** [March 28, 2000, 7:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-wu-name/15287 "2000-03-28T19:59:00Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 1
### Author:  [@Esprix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Esprix)
#### Post date: [March 28, 2000, 7:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-wu-name/15287/1 "2000-03-28T19:59:00Z")
In the spirit of [Your Cyborg Name](http://boards.straightdope.com/ubb/Forum4/HTML/006450.html) and [Alanis Lyric Generator](http://boards.straightdope.com/ubb/Forum4/HTML/006564.html), someone sent me [Your Wu Name](http://www.recordstore.com/cgi-bin/wuname/wuname.pl) at [http://www.recordstore.com/cgi-bin/wuname/wuname.pl](http://www.recordstore.com/cgi-bin/wuname/wuname.pl)
Alas, it needs two names, so:
> [@](#):
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> Es prix!
> your Wu-Name is
> **Cybernetic Tiger**
> Use it wisely, soldier.
E sprix got me **Big Gay Mule!**
And no, don’t ask me what it all means - it just amuses me. 😛
Esprix, who IRL is _Tha Eurythmic King of Nowhere!_
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### Author:  [@David\_God\_of\_Frogs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/David_God_of_Frogs)
#### Post date: [March 28, 2000, 8:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-wu-name/15287/2 "2000-03-28T20:05:00Z")
All bow down to the **Sweaty Butcher**
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### Author:  [@Green\_Bean](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Green_Bean)
#### Post date: [March 28, 2000, 8:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-wu-name/15287/3 "2000-03-28T20:07:00Z")
I am Cheeky Delinquent. My Wu name is oddly appropriate.
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### Author:  [@Trion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Trion)
#### Post date: [March 28, 2000, 8:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-wu-name/15287/4 "2000-03-28T20:13:00Z")
A partial explanation:
“Orignial WuName! The global favourite returns, safely housed in our new chambers at [www.recordstore.com.](http://www.recordstore.com.) When you’re ready for action, step to the mic and get your own Wu-Tang Clan identity jammed into your eyes as if by magic. If it were any more ill, it would need treatment.
Once you’ve got your WuName, and those of everyone in the office, emblazon it on your hooded top and sport it through the corridors of The Buchan Foundation, whose lusty laboratories spawned this creation.”
Does this help??
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“My mind reels with sarcastic replies!” - Snoopy
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### Author:  [@Biggirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biggirl)
#### Post date: [March 28, 2000, 8:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-wu-name/15287/5 "2000-03-28T20:14:00Z")
Big girl gave me Officer Stinkah
My real name gave me Auxillary Priest. Mix them together and I have a great shingle to hang over my door:
Auxillary Officer, Stinkah Priest.
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### Author:  [@SwimmingRiddles](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SwimmingRiddles)
#### Post date: [March 28, 2000, 8:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-wu-name/15287/6 "2000-03-28T20:17:00Z")
D00d, Swimming Riddles got “Womanly Panther.” COOLNESS. My real name got Ol` Filthy, Sweaty Bastard which is considerably less cool.
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### Author:  [@Angkins](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Angkins)
#### Post date: [March 28, 2000, 8:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-wu-name/15287/7 "2000-03-28T20:19:00Z")
Big Wicker Ventriloquist.
## Do I get some sort of special power for that?
Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental.
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### Author:  [@Odieman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Odieman)
#### Post date: [March 28, 2000, 8:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-wu-name/15287/8 "2000-03-28T20:21:00Z")
Odie Man got me Fiendish Observational Comedian, which could fit half of the people on this board.
Keith
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You want brilliance BEFORE I’ve had my coffee!!!
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### Author:  [@Gr8Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gr8Kat)
#### Post date: [March 28, 2000, 8:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-wu-name/15287/9 "2000-03-28T20:25:00Z")
**Undiscovered Bum**
The mind boggles.
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“I hope life isn’t a big joke, because I don’t get it,” Jack Handy
[The Kat House](http://members.aol.com/gr8kat1/KatGen/home.htm)
[Join the FSH Muscular Dystrophy Webring](http://members.aol.com/gr8kat1/KatGen/fshwebring.htm)
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### Author:  [@Whammo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Whammo)
#### Post date: [March 28, 2000, 8:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-wu-name/15287/10 "2000-03-28T20:26:00Z")
I got “Tha Prickly Comedian” with B\_ Line12
and “curly-haired slacker” with my real name… odd…
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### Author:  [@Dirty\_Devil](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dirty_Devil)
#### Post date: [March 28, 2000, 8:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-wu-name/15287/11 "2000-03-28T20:27:00Z")
Dirty Devil got me **Chocolatey Shatner**. I don’t think I’m even gonna’ ask what this might mean.
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### Author:  [@jazzmine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jazzmine)
#### Post date: [March 28, 2000, 8:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-wu-name/15287/12 "2000-03-28T20:29:00Z")
jazz mine!
your Wu-Name is
Ultra-Chronic Monstah
Use it wisely, soldier.
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### Author:  [@Missy2U](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Missy2U)
#### Post date: [March 28, 2000, 8:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-wu-name/15287/13 "2000-03-28T20:33:00Z")
Missy 2U - Big Wicker Ventriloquist
Real Name - Undiscovered Bum
I’m having an identity crisis. And no, nobody adores me either. What a freakin day.
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I gather rain…
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### Author:  [@Enright3](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enright3)
#### Post date: [March 28, 2000, 8:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-wu-name/15287/14 "2000-03-28T20:36:00Z")
Too funny!
My real name produced: Well-Liked Assman
Enright 3 produced: Pragmatic?
## huh?
New and Improved
Enright3
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### Author:  [@Eve](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eve)
#### Post date: [March 28, 2000, 8:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-wu-name/15287/15 "2000-03-28T20:37:00Z")
“Tha Ever So Weary Assistant”
Boy, they sure got MY number!
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### Author:  [@SaxFace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SaxFace)
#### Post date: [March 28, 2000, 8:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-wu-name/15287/16 "2000-03-28T20:37:00Z")
Here’s mine, and boy is it ever right!
Tha Ever So Weary Assistant
Brilliant.
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### Author:  [@Esprix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Esprix)
#### Post date: [March 28, 2000, 8:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-wu-name/15287/17 "2000-03-28T20:42:00Z")
The thing is, despite the duplicates, it doesn’t seem to be randomly-generated - if you go back and try again with the same name, you’ll get the same result. Very odd…
Esprix
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### Author:  [@Cabbage](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cabbage)
#### Post date: [March 28, 2000, 8:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-wu-name/15287/18 "2000-03-28T20:45:00Z")
Inebriated Assistant
Somewhat appropriate, I must say.
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### Author:  [@Eve](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eve)
#### Post date: [March 28, 2000, 8:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-wu-name/15287/19 "2000-03-28T20:45:00Z")
OK, I ran some celeb names through it:
George Bush—Tha Lonely Donkey Kong
Al Gore—Jive-Talkin’ Choirboy
Joan Rivers—Monolithic Fishmonger-X
Vladimir Putin—Sabre-Toothed Portillo
Cecil Adams—Contagious Specialist
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### Author:  [@C3](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/C3)
#### Post date: [March 28, 2000, 8:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-wu-name/15287/20 "2000-03-28T20:50:00Z")
cool…I’m “Excitable Misunderstood Genius” using my first and middle names.
My first and last name gives me Greasy Choirboy (???)
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