# Your Wu Name **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [March 28, 2000, 7:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-wu-name/15287 "2000-03-28T19:59:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Padeye](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/a9a28c/32.png) [@Padeye](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Padeye)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2000, 8:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-wu-name/15287/21 "2000-03-28T20:50:00Z")
I put in my real name and got “Embryonic Crusadah.” I thought that was pretty lame so I broke my handle to pad eye and got “Violent Toilet Thing.” That’s powerfully lame. As Eric Cartman would put it, that names sucks donkey balls. ---
**Author:** ![Wicked\_Blue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/2acd7d/32.png) [@Wicked\_Blue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wicked_Blue)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2000, 8:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-wu-name/15287/22 "2000-03-28T20:52:00Z")
Blue Twylight gave me Chocolatey Shatner and my real name gave me curly-haired slacker. I am proud to say I am neither 🙂 I must admit, the image of a ‘Chocolatey Shatner’ did give me quite a chuckle! Rose * * * I told you not to be stupid, you moron. ---
**Author:** ![Cowboy\_Greg](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/7ba0ec/32.png) [@Cowboy\_Greg](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cowboy_Greg)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2000, 8:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-wu-name/15287/23 "2000-03-28T20:54:00Z")
My real name gets me **Auxillary Priest** “Cowboy Greg” comes back with **Vangelic Surgeon** Praise the Lord, and pass the scalpels… 😉 * * * A cubicle is just a padded cell without a door. ---
**Author:** ![MeanJoe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/meanjoe/32/5693_2.png) [@MeanJoe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MeanJoe)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2000, 8:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-wu-name/15287/24 "2000-03-28T20:59:00Z")
My real name returns: Excitable Misunderstood Genius MeanJoe returns: New Fast Automatic F-REEK I LIKE IT!!! MUHAHAHAHAHA… * * * The Sleeper has AWAKEN! ---
**Author:** ![saucy\_potato](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/edb3f5/32.png) [@saucy\_potato](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/saucy_potato)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2000, 9:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-wu-name/15287/25 "2000-03-28T21:01:00Z")
My real name = Contagious Specialist SD name = Excitable Misunderstood Genius Hmmm… 🙂 * * * ‘When I feel friendship for you, I am ashamed.’ ---
**Author:** ![WallyM7](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b5e925/32.png) [@WallyM7](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WallyM7)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2000, 9:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-wu-name/15287/26 "2000-03-28T21:04:00Z")
**Destroyer of Worlds** Hyperbole? I don’t think so. ---
**Author:** ![Kiki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/dc4da7/32.png) [@Kiki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kiki)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2000, 9:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-wu-name/15287/27 "2000-03-28T21:23:00Z")
Real Name: Excitable Misunderstood Genius Rachelle: Sheepish Lord of Chaos I’d have to agree with the first one! 🙂 * * * That John Denver’s full of shit man! ---
**Author:** ![cmkeller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cmkeller/32/118_2.png) [@cmkeller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cmkeller)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2000, 9:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-wu-name/15287/28 "2000-03-28T21:28:00Z")
**International Cow.** I’ll have my steak medium rare, please. * * * Chaim Mattis Keller [ckeller@kozmo.com](mailto:ckeller@kozmo.com) “Sherlock Holmes once said that once you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the answer. I, however, do not like to eliminate the impossible. The impossible often has a kind of integrity to it that the merely improbable lacks.” – Douglas Adams’s Dirk Gently, Holistic Detective ---
**Author:** ![Dirty\_Devil](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Dirty\_Devil](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dirty_Devil)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2000, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-wu-name/15287/29 "2000-03-28T21:37:00Z")
> [@](#): > > Originally posted by Cabbage: > \*\*Inebriated Assistant > > Somewhat appropriate, I must say.\*\* Ah, cabbage, you got the best one! Wanna’ trade? ---
**Author:** ![Gazelle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/b4bc9f/32.png) [@Gazelle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gazelle)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2000, 10:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-wu-name/15287/30 "2000-03-28T22:11:00Z")
I love my Wu Name! Fear me, for I am… **The Asthmatic Enemy of God** * * * You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you. With love from the poster voted as having the **"Most Confusing Username"** ---
**Author:** ![Gazelle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/b4bc9f/32.png) [@Gazelle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gazelle)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2000, 10:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-wu-name/15287/31 "2000-03-28T22:13:00Z")
That’s my IRL Wu Name. Here’s Canthearya’s: **Tha Prickly Comedian** By the way, what the heck is a Wu Name? As in Wu Tang Clan? I’m so corn-fused. ---
**Author:** ![AzRaek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/azraek/32/16739_2.png) [@AzRaek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AzRaek)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2000, 10:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-wu-name/15287/32 "2000-03-28T22:15:00Z")
Az Raek got me “Pomiscious Protestah” Hmmm they know me too well. Real name got me “Asthmatic Enemy of God” wheeze wheeze…I will destroy you! One of my Yahoo names gives me “Sheepish Lord of Chaos” I’m gonna cause a ruckus…but don’t watch me, ok? * * * I mis-wasted my youth. ---
**Author:** ![jujubeee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/f05b48/32.png) [@jujubeee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jujubeee)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2000, 10:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-wu-name/15287/33 "2000-03-28T22:20:00Z")
Womanly Panther _rowl_ ---
**Author:** ![psycat90](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7ea924/32.png) [@psycat90](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/psycat90)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2000, 10:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-wu-name/15287/34 "2000-03-28T22:23:00Z")
Chocolatey Shatner I think i did this already. * * * I am not deliciously saucy. ---
**Author:** ![monster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ab992/32.png) [@monster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/monster)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2000, 11:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-wu-name/15287/35 "2000-03-28T23:06:00Z")
First and middle… Bilious Bad Janitah What the hell does that mean? First and last… Gorky`s Zygotic Glove Puppet What? Not good for me, I’ll stick with my cyborg name. ---
**Author:** ![Rosebud](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ea666f/32.png) [@Rosebud](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rosebud)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2000, 11:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-wu-name/15287/36 "2000-03-28T23:20:00Z")
I am Dizzy Cow. Or, if I Wu-ify my full name, I could be Greasy Choirboy. Decisions, decisions… * * * Gamera is really neat, he is full of turtle meat, we’ve been eating Gam-er-aaaa… ---
**Author:** ![Fleetwood](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fleetwood/32/271_2.png) [@Fleetwood](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fleetwood)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2000, 11:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-wu-name/15287/37 "2000-03-28T23:36:00Z")
Fleet Wood will be Radiophonic Oddity on days I am at home by myself. ---
**Author:** ![Doobieous](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/da6949/32.png) [@Doobieous](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Doobieous)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2000, 11:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-wu-name/15287/38 "2000-03-28T23:37:00Z")
real name: Tha Eurythmic King of Nowhere Split username (Doobie Ous): Lesbian Pimp Fear me, for I am The Eurythmic King of Nowhere, A.K.A. Lesbian Pimp! * * * Dominus ex equo descendit, villamque intravit. ---
**Author:** ![Minxsmom](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d07c76/32.png) [@Minxsmom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Minxsmom)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2000, 11:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-wu-name/15287/39 "2000-03-28T23:45:00Z")
I am a Cheeky Delinquent :), sounds good to me. My real name gives me The Prickly Comedian. ---
**Author:** ![Jeannie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e480ec/32.png) [@Jeannie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jeannie)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2000, 12:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-wu-name/15287/40 "2000-03-29T00:20:00Z")
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