# Your Wu Name **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [March 28, 2000, 7:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-wu-name/15287 "2000-03-28T19:59:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![ThisYearsGirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/73ab20/32.png) [@ThisYearsGirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThisYearsGirl)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2000, 12:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-wu-name/15287/41 "2000-03-29T00:31:00Z")
My real name is “Excitable, Misunderstood Genius,” and my screen name (divided between This and Years) gave me “Dependable Skeleton,” which sums up my last few days perfectly. * * * “I was born in this town, I was raised in this town, and I’ll probably die in this town. Hell, I’ve already been hit by a car on this street, twice!”–if you recognize where this quote is from or who said it, please tell me. ---
**Author:** ![MadPoet](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/8c91f0/32.png) [@MadPoet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MadPoet)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2000, 12:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-wu-name/15287/42 "2000-03-29T00:36:00Z")
Mad Poet got me Touchy-Feely Unpublished Poet Whereas my real name gots Bilious Bad Janitah Hrm. * * * [http://www.madpoet.com](http://www.madpoet.com) “I never meant to hurt you,” you said, And buried yourself in lies instead. Next time I would rather be slain, Than forced to bear your mercy again. ---
**Author:** ![Louie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c68b51/32.png) [@Louie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Louie)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2000, 1:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-wu-name/15287/43 "2000-03-29T01:34:00Z")
My name twice is **Womanly Panther** don’t know if that’s a good thing or not 😕 My real name is **Flailing Fanatical Killer**. ## So I’m a **Womanly Flailing Fanatical Killer Panther.** yup _Louie: young guy, possibly a bit green, but smart as paint._ - Greg Charles ---
**Author:** ![Sue\_Duhnym](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/91b2a8/32.png) [@Sue\_Duhnym](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sue_Duhnym)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2000, 1:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-wu-name/15287/44 "2000-03-29T01:42:00Z")
You can all refer to me as **Dubious Masturbatah-X** in the future. NOT! * * * A woman needs four animals in her life: A mink in the closet, a Jaguar in the garage, a tiger in the bedroom, and an ass to pay for it all. —Zsa Zsa Gabor ---
**Author:** ![Eerie\_icewater\_mansions](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Eerie\_icewater\_mansions](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eerie_icewater_mansions)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2000, 4:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-wu-name/15287/45 "2000-03-29T04:33:00Z")
My real name yielded: Bastard, BASTARD HarbourMastah Eerie icewater mansions got me an even better one: Pre-Raphaelite Shaolin. Fascinating. Now I’m off to do all my friends’ names. The whole 2 of 'em! ---
**Author:** ![OgreFade](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/9dc877/32.png) [@OgreFade](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OgreFade)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2000, 4:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-wu-name/15287/46 "2000-03-29T04:59:00Z")
international cow… sad? ---
**Author:** ![NicePete](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/ee7513/32.png) [@NicePete](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NicePete)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2000, 5:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-wu-name/15287/47 "2000-03-29T05:10:00Z")
From now on, please refer to me by my Wu (true) name: \*\* HALF-CUT SKELETON\*\* Peace and bones to you all. * * * Been here so long he’s got to calling it Home. ---
**Author:** ![AHunter3](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ahunter3/32/368_2.png) [@AHunter3](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AHunter3)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2000, 5:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-wu-name/15287/48 "2000-03-29T05:22:00Z")
ahunter 3 gave me “Caramel”; and my real name gave me “8-Legged DJ”. But (to answer the question the answer to which we’ve all been secretly waiting for): if you put in Wu-tang Clan, the clan’s own Wu name is “Tha Ever So Weary Assistant”. So now you know… * * * Disable Similes in this Post ---
**Author:** ![ChiefScott](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/58f4c7/32.png) [@ChiefScott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChiefScott)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2000, 5:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-wu-name/15287/49 "2000-03-29T05:25:00Z")
Chief Scott! your Wu-Name is **Eight-Legged DJ** Lame. Oh, so very lame. * * * Voted **Best Sport** And narrowly averted the despised moniker **Smiley Master** Forward deployed until 18AUG00 ---
**Author:** ![crackwise](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/22d042/32.png) [@crackwise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/crackwise)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2000, 5:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-wu-name/15287/50 "2000-03-29T05:33:00Z")
Crackwise got me **Touchy-Feely Unpublished Poet** My real name got me **International Cow**. What the… ---
**Author:** ![bedboy4](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/dc4da7/32.png) [@bedboy4](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bedboy4)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2000, 5:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-wu-name/15287/51 "2000-03-29T05:39:00Z")
**Lonely Donkey Kong** uhmm…I think it makes sense ---
**Author:** ![SingleDad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9e8a1a/32.png) [@SingleDad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SingleDad)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2000, 5:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-wu-name/15287/52 "2000-03-29T05:39:00Z")
Single Dad yields “Dizzy Cow” My real name yields “Inscrutable Drama Queen”; Am I on your team now, Esprix? 😉 Hmmm… I liked my cyborg name better. * * * Not one shred of evidence supports the notion that life is serious. ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2000, 5:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-wu-name/15287/53 "2000-03-29T05:44:00Z")
My user name got **Bellowing Rap Machine**. My real name got **Temporary Spastic**. I’m planning on sticking with what I have. ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2000, 5:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-wu-name/15287/54 "2000-03-29T05:49:00Z")
And maybe I’m missing something here, but have Eve and Saxface been outed as the actual members of The Wu-Tang Clan? And I thought I was confused by rap music before. ---
**Author:** ![kinoons](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/a698b9/32.png) [@kinoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kinoons)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2000, 6:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-wu-name/15287/55 "2000-03-29T06:20:00Z")
Asthmatic Enemy of God – pretty sweet * * * Kinooning it up for 20 years and counting ---
**Author:** ![kinoons](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/a698b9/32.png) [@kinoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kinoons)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2000, 6:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-wu-name/15287/56 "2000-03-29T06:26:00Z")
Asthmatic Enemy of God – pretty sweet * * * Kinooning it up for 20 years and counting ---
**Author:** ![purrplebear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/90ced4/32.png) [@purrplebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/purrplebear)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2000, 6:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-wu-name/15287/57 "2000-03-29T06:47:00Z")
purple bear: Sabre-Toothed Portillo purple heart: Budget Nudist real name: Eight-legged DJ I like the Budget Nudist the best of these. hehehe!they’ve seen me at home,I guess. 😉 Of course, I have no idea what a Sabre-Toothed Portillo is, I might like that too! * * * You sing in my consciousness like a counterpoint to my life. L.L. ---
**Author:** ![Olentzero](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/90ced4/32.png) [@Olentzero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Olentzero)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2000, 7:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-wu-name/15287/58 "2000-03-29T07:57:00Z")
RN got: Tha Winged Cow. Don’t stand under me. Olen Tzero got Tha Eurythmic King of Nowhere. Seems that one’s been used so I’ll stick with neither of 'em. Oh well. * * * All I wanna do is to thank you, even though I don’t know who you are… ---
**Author:** ![Ike\_Witt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ike_witt/32/283_2.png) [@Ike\_Witt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ike_Witt)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2000, 1:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-wu-name/15287/59 "2000-03-29T13:15:00Z")
If I use my screen name I get “Auxillary Priest”. If I use my real name I get “Action-Packed Mentallist”. Cool, I think. * * * Sometimes you feel like a coconut, sometime you feel like a yak. ---
**Author:** ![SwimmingRiddles](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/43a26b/32.png) [@SwimmingRiddles](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SwimmingRiddles)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2000, 2:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-wu-name/15287/60 "2000-03-29T14:04:00Z")
Anyone have any thoughts on how this thing works? It’s not randomised, it’s not by the number of letters, and it’s not by the first two letters of the first and last name. Any thoughts? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-wu-name/15287.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-wu-name/15287.md?page=4)