# Your X rated President Elect **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 6, 2001, 8:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-x-rated-president-elect/48751 "2001-01-06T20:17:28Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 10\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Upham](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Upham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Upham)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2001, 8:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-x-rated-president-elect/48751/1 "2001-01-06T20:17:28Z")
Maybe you’ve all heard this alredy, but as i’ve pointed out i’m a dumb, dumb boy (nice boy, but dumb). A friend of mine either heard about it or recognised it him self and i must say, i’m absolutly amazed that i didn’t hear anything about this during the election. I must warn you this is rather low brow (somewhere around my knees, just where i like it) So here we go. The American People, in their good sence, have elected (drum roll please) _ **THE BUSH AND DICK ADMINISTRATION!!!** _ And, man, are we fucked… Upham ---
**Author:** ![scratch1300](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/dfb087/32.png) [@scratch1300](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scratch1300)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2001, 8:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-x-rated-president-elect/48751/2 "2001-01-06T20:22:33Z")
Jumpin’ Jehosaphat, **Upham**! I guess you qualify as a “Folk Hero” now… ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2001, 8:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-x-rated-president-elect/48751/3 "2001-01-06T20:24:01Z")
And they’ve got a Colon (Colin) servicing them. ---
**Author:** ![scratch1300](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/dfb087/32.png) [@scratch1300](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scratch1300)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2001, 8:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-x-rated-president-elect/48751/4 "2001-01-06T20:33:15Z")
But wait…shouldn’t it be – President _Erect_? Tee hee! Snort! Guffaw! ---
**Author:** ![Upham](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Upham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Upham)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2001, 8:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-x-rated-president-elect/48751/5 "2001-01-06T20:34:20Z")
So was Fenn (mi amigo who alerted me to this) really the first person to noice this? Man, maybe majoring in Poly Sci isn’t just turning him into an “educated” goof ball. hehehehe, bust and dick, bush and dick… sorry, i get giddy when i’m being 8 years old. **iampunah** , i’m beginning to think there’s some kind of kinky conspiracy goin on here… Upham ---
**Author:** ![robgruver](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/13edae/32.png) [@robgruver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/robgruver)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2001, 8:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-x-rated-president-elect/48751/6 "2001-01-06T20:47:01Z")
Hell the whole election was a snuff film, there was so much **Bush** and **Gore**. _snort_ ---
**Author:** ![SanibelMan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e4f/32.png) [@SanibelMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SanibelMan)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2001, 2:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-x-rated-president-elect/48751/7 "2001-01-07T02:11:33Z")
Of course, let’s not forget the time during the Rep. National Convention when Bush sported quite the woody on national television. ---
**Author:** ![Olentzero](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/90ced4/32.png) [@Olentzero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Olentzero)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2001, 6:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-x-rated-president-elect/48751/8 "2001-01-07T06:24:54Z")
Upham - Fenn wasn’t the first to notice it. There’s a JPEG floating around with W and Dick as Beavis and Butthead with the caption “Huh huh, you said bush… huh huh, you said dick” - but damned if I can find the link now. Saw it several weeks ago. ---
**Author:** ![Upham](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Upham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Upham)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2001, 1:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-x-rated-president-elect/48751/9 "2001-01-08T01:02:20Z")
Regardless of who noticed it, i’m just damn happy to know i’m going to be able to crack this joke for (At the most, i hope) the next 4 years. ---
**Author:** ![matt\_mcl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ab992/32.png) [@matt\_mcl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/matt_mcl)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2001, 2:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-x-rated-president-elect/48751/10 "2001-01-08T02:53:26Z")
BTW, where is that photo of Bush with an erection?