# You're a bridge officer on the ENTERPRISE. In what episode do you say, "Screw this, I'm going home?"

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**Post date:** [October 31, 2013, 7:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youre-a-bridge-officer-on-the-enterprise-in-what-episode-do-you-say-screw-this-im-going-home/672677/61 "2013-10-31T19:14:44Z")

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Next Gen, as soon as I learn there’s a planet [Risa](http://en.memory-alpha.org/wiki/Risa).

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> [@Dewey\_Finn](#):
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> The very first time Kirk tells me that I’m to join the away team and I’m wearing a red shirt.

[Not with some foresight.](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ruwxZfiC9dI)

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**Post date:** [November 1, 2013, 8:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youre-a-bridge-officer-on-the-enterprise-in-what-episode-do-you-say-screw-this-im-going-home/672677/63 "2013-11-01T20:51:24Z")

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Either the ‘nya-nya-nya-nya-nya’ one with the little kids who take over the ship, or the one where I’m forced to [listen to this](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M6tJQ05YJ58).

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