Close. They’re from Mojoworld.
Now, now… I think we can compromise… Bisley can do the cover and Liefeld gets the interior art.
“Why are Death’s hands bigger than her torso… and where did her right leg go?” 
Uh, does Death usually wear a half-unlaced leather bustier and a chrome thong? And I thought the idea was that she came to visit people whose time was up, not that she machine-gunned them off burning rooftops first…
To be fair, Bisley can draw; I liked his run on ABC Warriors, because his hard-rockin’ style is well-suited to depicting war robots battling demons. I just think putting him on a more nuanced strip like Death would be, um, ill-advised.
Shitty aim does, though. You’d be surprised how hard it can be to hit someone who’s moving around really fast.
From now on, every character is going to talk like Jar Jar Binks.
Just because.
No.
Elmer Fudd will talk like Richard Nixon.
Yousa gonna DIE! 
These made me laugh. Thanks you.
Wolverine’s adamantium skeleton is transmuted into soft rubber. Beware my wobbly claws!
Captain America is brought back as Capt’n A, the X-treme Avenger! Guaranteed to to appeal to the hip young kids to today!:rolleyes:
Superman changes his costume to a cross on his chest after it is revealed that another Kryptonian from long ago was the originator of the Bible.
The Joker is revealed to be a team of crazy guys created to keep Batman off balance. That’s why he heals so fast and has so many different origins. They were created by…let’s say…The Prankster?
I’m not sure Wolverine’s death would be all that interesting.
What is yousy-day? Is yousa retarded? Meesa da goddamn Batsman.
In a flashback story we learn that Wolverine was the shooter on the grassy knoll that day in Dallas. Also, Professor X knew it was going to happen ahead of time and didn’t try hard enough to stop it, instead spending the day arguing with Magneto over whether JFK had policies that were mutant friendly enough. Guilt over this is what lead to Xavier’s decision to found the X-Men in the first place. Oh, and he wiped Logan’s mind of any memory of the event, and the missing chunks of his memory ever since were a side effect of this wiping.
Twas done. Infinity gauntlet, Wolverine attempts his usual way of dealing with any bad guys (ie- stab. Then stab again). Between stabs one and two, Thanos, who must at that point think he’s dealing with a sub-moron, simply turns all the adamantium in Wolverine into rubber. Wolverine crumples in a very invertibrate-looking heap.
(Granted, Thanos -was- just kinda playing with the heroes, even cutting himself off from omniscience so the heroes would stand a chance.)
From the journal of Rorschach Binks: Meesa no locked in here wit’ yous, yousa locked in here wit’ mees, okey-day?
I thought his bones were just coated in the stuff, not made of it.
And here’s a kicker: We find out that the entire history of the DCU has been…a dream. The Marvel U is a drug-induced hallucination brought on Steve Rogers by the Super-Soldier Serum.
Strangely, I could go for that…
As for the Thanos thing, he really was just playing around. I suspect he thought ‘This guy with the claws should become a screaming invertebrate lump’, and it was so. He did, after all, turn Thor (Or was it Nova?) into a pile of legos…
(On checking: Nova was the pile of legos. Thor he turned into glass and shattered with a rock.)
Have Bruce Wayne get married. Never mind how jarring this is to the character’s established personality. He meets some woman at a social function, decides she’s the love of his life and three months later marries her. Without telling her he’s the Batman, and then for a year or two (realtime) have stories about how he manages to conceal his double life from her. Then she finally finds out, and turns into a whiney bitch who’s constantly begging him to give up being the Batman. She becomes the most redundant and least-liked addition to the Batman mythos in history, surpassing even Jason Todd’s infamy. Then, after about ten years or so when for better or worse it’s become established that Bruce Wayne’s marriage is canon, THEN Mrs. Wayne gets killed off, in an utterly pointless and trivial story line, and from then on the fact that there was a Mrs. Wayne is completely ignored and never referenced again.*
*Until another decade or two further down the road, when it turns out she managed to keep a pregnancy completely hidden from him and he finds out about the child he never knew he had.
Okay, so far, Lumpy wins. Not only is his idea shiver-inducing… But I could see it happening. wince
Completely misses Liefeld’s worst - and therefore the single worst EVER! - drawing in comic book history - big-titty Captain America.
Dear God, he’s even drawn tits on his back.