# You're a terrible person and you should feel bad (Confess!) **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [September 17, 2026, 12:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youre-a-terrible-person-and-you-should-feel-bad-confess/1033147 "2026-09-17T12:55:10Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 6
**Author:** ![smithsb](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smithsb/32/12107_2.png) [@smithsb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/smithsb)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2026, 8:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youre-a-terrible-person-and-you-should-feel-bad-confess/1033147/101 "2026-09-20T20:33:12Z")
> [@Smapti](#): > > I usually only eat about half of it and throw the rest away. > > I’ve tripped over my cat more than once. THIS! This is why your cat is tripping you​😁 ---
**Author:** ![Patx2](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/73ab20/32.png) [@Patx2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Patx2)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2026, 10:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youre-a-terrible-person-and-you-should-feel-bad-confess/1033147/102 "2026-09-20T22:21:55Z")
I put ketchup on scrambled eggs and someone mentioned on hotdogs. I love ketchup on them. ---
**Author:** ![Patx2](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/73ab20/32.png) [@Patx2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Patx2)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2026, 10:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youre-a-terrible-person-and-you-should-feel-bad-confess/1033147/103 "2026-09-20T22:24:30Z")
Pepperoni and pineapple pizza sounds delicious! ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2026, 10:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youre-a-terrible-person-and-you-should-feel-bad-confess/1033147/104 "2026-09-20T22:27:00Z")
It is. I know, by smell when Sonic has changed their fryer oil. Clean oil fried corn dogs just ain’t the same. ---
**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2026, 2:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youre-a-terrible-person-and-you-should-feel-bad-confess/1033147/105 "2026-09-21T02:32:24Z")
> [@smithsb](#): > > This is why your cat is tripping you​ 😁 He gets so excited when I come home from work that he runs in front of me back and forth begging for scritches and wet food. I swear he’s doing it on purpose. ---
**Author:** ![smithsb](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smithsb/32/12107_2.png) [@smithsb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/smithsb)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2026, 2:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youre-a-terrible-person-and-you-should-feel-bad-confess/1033147/106 "2026-09-21T02:45:28Z")
I’m a Republican Senator hiding behind this screen name. I hate myself and have constant suicidal thoughts and prayers. If it weren’t for constant infusions of billionaire money and spinal fusion operations enabling me to stand, I’d be a real force to preserve congress’s rightful place as envisioned by the founding fathers in the constitution. I am so ashamed. ---
**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2026, 3:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youre-a-terrible-person-and-you-should-feel-bad-confess/1033147/107 "2026-09-21T03:08:54Z")
> [@smithsb](#): > > I’m a Republican Senator hiding behind this screen name. I am Elmer J. Fudd, millionaire. I own a mansion and a yacht. ---
**Author:** ![DrDeth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@DrDeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DrDeth)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2026, 3:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youre-a-terrible-person-and-you-should-feel-bad-confess/1033147/108 "2026-09-21T03:26:39Z")
> [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](#): > > BIP: I can’t stand Michael Jackson. Not his “music.” Not his dancing. Not his persona. Nothing! His genius was Thriller, and everything else- to me- was just okay pop. ---
**Author:** ![Loach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/loach/32/350_2.png) [@Loach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Loach)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2026, 4:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youre-a-terrible-person-and-you-should-feel-bad-confess/1033147/109 "2026-09-21T04:45:31Z")
As I got older I was able to recognize his talent. Still don’t like him. ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2026, 4:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youre-a-terrible-person-and-you-should-feel-bad-confess/1033147/110 "2026-09-21T04:53:39Z")
I don’t like little dogs. Okay, the ones that look like little stuffed bears are cute, but that’s it. ---
**Author:** ![Author\_Balk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e0b2c6/32.png) [@Author\_Balk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Author_Balk)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2026, 11:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youre-a-terrible-person-and-you-should-feel-bad-confess/1033147/111 "2026-09-21T11:44:23Z")
There is a cassette tape that I borrowed from the library about 45 years ago. I still haven’t returned it. But, I don’t know where it is. It could have been thrown away or it’s in a box somewhere. ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2026, 1:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youre-a-terrible-person-and-you-should-feel-bad-confess/1033147/112 "2026-09-21T13:03:53Z")
> [@Loach](#): > > As I got older I was able to recognize his talent. Still don’t like him. Same for me with Prince. This is heresy in Minneapolis. ---
**Author:** ![QuickSilver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quicksilver/32/7832_2.png) [@QuickSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/QuickSilver)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2026, 1:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youre-a-terrible-person-and-you-should-feel-bad-confess/1033147/113 "2026-09-21T13:04:51Z")
> [@Chefguy](#): > > Same for me with Prince. Ugh. Hate that guy. ---
**Author:** ![TRC4941](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/trc4941/32/6792_2.png) [@TRC4941](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TRC4941)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2026, 2:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youre-a-terrible-person-and-you-should-feel-bad-confess/1033147/114 "2026-09-21T14:35:19Z")
Before my husband retired, I would tell him in the morning that I JUST decided to take the day off when in reality, I had it planned for days or weeks. If I’d tell him earlier, he’d take the day off too. I just wanted some quiet, alone time. ---
**Author:** ![StarvingButStrong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/starvingbutstrong/32/335_2.png) [@StarvingButStrong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/StarvingButStrong)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2026, 3:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youre-a-terrible-person-and-you-should-feel-bad-confess/1033147/115 "2026-09-21T15:17:44Z")
I’m in my seventies, and have been the main household cook since at least 20. I have NEVER cleaned an oven. ---
**Author:** ![smithsb](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smithsb/32/12107_2.png) [@smithsb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/smithsb)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2026, 5:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youre-a-terrible-person-and-you-should-feel-bad-confess/1033147/116 "2026-09-21T17:28:24Z")
Dammit, I’m on the waiting list for that cassette​😁 ---
**Author:** ![Spice\_Weasel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spice_weasel/32/5435_2.png) [@Spice\_Weasel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spice_Weasel)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2026, 6:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youre-a-terrible-person-and-you-should-feel-bad-confess/1033147/117 "2026-09-21T18:05:04Z")
> [@Author\_Balk](#): > > There is a cassette tape that I borrowed from the library about 45 years ago. I still haven’t returned it. But, I don’t know where it is. It could have been thrown away or it’s in a box somewhere. I have a library book from the school library I went to in the third grade. It’s a Shel Silverstein book. In keeping with his poem about the overdue library book, I can’t help myself waiting until it’s 42 years overdue to return it. I’ll return it to them and bookmark that poem with an envelope full of cash because this copy’s pretty beat up. Some of my best childhood memories were getting to leave class to read Shel Silverstein with a volunteer. ---
**Author:** ![Lucas\_Jackson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lucas_jackson/32/303_2.png) [@Lucas\_Jackson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lucas_Jackson)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2026, 7:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youre-a-terrible-person-and-you-should-feel-bad-confess/1033147/118 "2026-09-21T19:45:26Z")
> [@Thumper668](#): > > If I see someone fall down I can’t help laughing. Especially children. > [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](#): > > I prefer the company of pets (and other animals) over people. This does not make you a terrible person. . My transgression?[I love tamales in a can!](https://www.vons.com/shop/pd/hormel-tamales-beef-in-chili-sauce-15-oz/127102375?productId=127102375&CMPID=ps_alb_soc_ecom_goo_20241107_21881248749_175362935692_2369147985549&psrc=g&gclsrc=aw.ds&gad_source=1&gad_campaignid=21881248749&gbraid=0AAAAADeuA_jB5R2G3lKL-Nr2CCQh-0FFq&gclid=EAIaIQobChMIv4btq7eAlwMV_DdECB3b5y4wEAQYAiABEgKgcPD_BwE) ---
**Author:** ![Lucas\_Jackson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lucas_jackson/32/303_2.png) [@Lucas\_Jackson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lucas_Jackson)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2026, 8:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youre-a-terrible-person-and-you-should-feel-bad-confess/1033147/119 "2026-09-21T20:00:17Z")
> [@Lancia](#): > > I still owe a lot of money to Columbia House. Oh man, that hits home! ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2026, 8:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youre-a-terrible-person-and-you-should-feel-bad-confess/1033147/120 "2026-09-21T20:34:13Z")
A canner can can anything that he can, but a canner can’t can a can, can he? “Tamales in a Can” = bitchin’ band name! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youre-a-terrible-person-and-you-should-feel-bad-confess/1033147.md?page=5) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youre-a-terrible-person-and-you-should-feel-bad-confess/1033147.md?page=7)