# You're all a bunch of fucking idiots **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [February 16, 2003, 2:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youre-all-a-bunch-of-fucking-idiots/155446 "2003-02-16T14:58:40Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2003, 7:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youre-all-a-bunch-of-fucking-idiots/155446/21 "2003-02-16T19:54:03Z")
When you come back, please bring pie. Og likes pie. If Og gets enough pie, Saddam and ObL will surrender to the oompa loompas. ---
**Author:** ![Liberal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/848f3c/32.png) [@Liberal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Liberal)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2003, 7:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youre-all-a-bunch-of-fucking-idiots/155446/22 "2003-02-16T19:57:40Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Meatros \* > \*\*You know, I think your message would have had a more dramatic effect if you hadn’t _double posted it_, **Lib**. 😃 \*\* Dammit. Ruined by a bad cue! ---
**Author:** ![erislover](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/71e660/32.png) [@erislover](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/erislover)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2003, 8:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youre-all-a-bunch-of-fucking-idiots/155446/23 "2003-02-16T20:25:29Z")
You forgot your ball. ---
**Author:** ![TVeblen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/4bbf92/32.png) [@TVeblen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TVeblen)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2003, 8:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youre-all-a-bunch-of-fucking-idiots/155446/24 "2003-02-16T20:34:41Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Libertarian \* > \*\*Dammit. Ruined by a bad cue! \*\* Ruined? I cracked up laughing over it. “I’m leaving forever.” (pause) “I’m back to tell you I’m really, really leaving forever.” Never mind me. It’s the TheraFlu talking. Veb ---
**Author:** ![Astroboy14](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/df705f/32.png) [@Astroboy14](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Astroboy14)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2003, 8:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youre-all-a-bunch-of-fucking-idiots/155446/25 "2003-02-16T20:37:23Z")
Hmm… OK, bye! Write when you get work!😉 ---
**Author:** ![Duck\_Duck\_Goose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/50afbb/32.png) [@Duck\_Duck\_Goose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Duck_Duck_Goose)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2003, 8:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youre-all-a-bunch-of-fucking-idiots/155446/26 "2003-02-16T20:42:56Z")
> [@](#): > > Because of the actions of a few idiots this message board has been ruined for me. And the absolutely weird thing about this OP is that naturally I wondered who was so mean to BOAB on the subject of “War with Iraq” so as to make him/her stomp away in a hissy fit farewell thread, but as far as I can tell, BOAB never even posted in any of the Iraq War threads. Been hanging out in the Pit, Cafe Society, IMHO, and MPSIMS. Mexican wrestlers. How would you quit your job? Pitchers and catchers what? Sex: Lights on or off? Misfits of the SDMB Cops: Rudeness is OK? Hollywood, just shut up already Superbowl ads All Time Top 5 80s bands who are still going Actors/actresses you can’t stand Movie sequels that should be made but probably won’t Movies that were way better than you anticipated Songs you have to hear more than once Celebrities who openly loathe each other. The best cocktail. Advice on going back to college Explain your username Local Indy wrestling ROCKS What single historical event would you most like to have witnessed? The dumbest questions I have heard this week I ordered my baseball tickets today Unions=Fucking extortionists Saw Star Trek Nemesis last night Busy night at Major League Baseball’s Winter Meetings Party lines Corporate Exec fat cats SUCK Welcome to Dopeville Anybody still have a rotary dial phone? Why smoke? What’s your J.Lo name? Bad mood lifters The couch must go Good websites with lots to read What’s dangling from your rearview mirror? So, why do people troll? What’s the worst mistake you ever made? So, gee, BOAB, sorry you’re dissatisfied with the quality of conversation you found here. Maybe on your next message board you’ll consider the possibility of actually jumping in and adding to the conversation, instead of sitting on the sidelines and grousing about how insultingly stupid it all is. But, of course, since you are now “finished with this board”, I guess you won’t be reading this, so never mind. ---
**Author:** ![Hank\_Fescue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/49beb7/32.png) [@Hank\_Fescue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hank_Fescue)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2003, 8:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youre-all-a-bunch-of-fucking-idiots/155446/27 "2003-02-16T20:49:25Z")
BOAB - I’m leaving forever. Dopers - So go ahead. We won’t care. Just go. Bye now. You were stupid anyway. You’re probably still reading this. We know you are. So just go. We don’t care. Recess is over now kids. ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2003, 8:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youre-all-a-bunch-of-fucking-idiots/155446/28 "2003-02-16T20:55:39Z")
My response when I read the title of this - I laughed and said “Of course we are. What did you think you were getting?” ---
**Author:** ![Slip\_Mahoney](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e47774/32.png) [@Slip\_Mahoney](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slip_Mahoney)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2003, 8:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youre-all-a-bunch-of-fucking-idiots/155446/29 "2003-02-16T20:55:54Z")
I’m going to miss whats-his-name. ---
**Author:** ![tiny\_ham](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a183cd/32.png) [@tiny\_ham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tiny_ham)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2003, 8:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youre-all-a-bunch-of-fucking-idiots/155446/30 "2003-02-16T20:57:29Z")
\ DRAMMAAAAA!!! \ ---
**Author:** ![Scarlett67](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scarlett67/32/7387_2.png) [@Scarlett67](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scarlett67)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2003, 9:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youre-all-a-bunch-of-fucking-idiots/155446/31 "2003-02-16T21:10:12Z")
I will leave this thread no more forever. ---
**Author:** ![beagledave](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/6de8d8/32.png) [@beagledave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/beagledave)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2003, 9:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youre-all-a-bunch-of-fucking-idiots/155446/32 "2003-02-16T21:15:20Z")
Won’t **somebody** think of the balls that have to be licked? ---
**Author:** ![Shodan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9f8e36/32.png) [@Shodan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shodan)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2003, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youre-all-a-bunch-of-fucking-idiots/155446/33 "2003-02-16T21:37:51Z")
> [@](#): > > Despite my low post count I have lurked here for quite a while and am shocked at how these seemingly intelligent people have been acting. I know you are, but what am I? Regards, Shodan ---
**Author:** ![Meatros](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b4bc9f/32.png) [@Meatros](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Meatros)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2003, 9:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youre-all-a-bunch-of-fucking-idiots/155446/34 "2003-02-16T21:43:02Z")
Hey, what’s this thread about? I can’t remember… ---
**Author:** ![drm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a88e57/32.png) [@drm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drm)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2003, 9:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youre-all-a-bunch-of-fucking-idiots/155446/35 "2003-02-16T21:51:34Z")
I _wish_ I could be classified as a fucking idiot, unfortunately I am just a plain old idiot but maybe someday. …just thought I should clear that up. ---
**Author:** ![drm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a88e57/32.png) [@drm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drm)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2003, 9:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youre-all-a-bunch-of-fucking-idiots/155446/36 "2003-02-16T21:53:29Z")
Wish I could say I made that mistake on purpose… ---
**Author:** ![Mangetout](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mangetout/32/19_2.png) [@Mangetout](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mangetout)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2003, 10:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youre-all-a-bunch-of-fucking-idiots/155446/37 "2003-02-16T22:00:26Z")
Hey, I found this enormously broad brush on the floor; did you drop is as you flounced, **Birds On A Bat**? Certainly someone answering your description was seen using it. ---
**Author:** ![Scruloose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e68b1a/32.png) [@Scruloose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scruloose)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2003, 10:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youre-all-a-bunch-of-fucking-idiots/155446/38 "2003-02-16T22:04:29Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by mayberrydan \* > \*\*Wish I could say I made that mistake on purpose… \*\* Clearly, a _fucking_ idiot wouldn’t have made that mistake. No, that was the mistake of just a plain old idiot. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![MachineHead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/258eb7/32.png) [@MachineHead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MachineHead)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2003, 10:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youre-all-a-bunch-of-fucking-idiots/155446/39 "2003-02-16T22:33:00Z")
I propose a rule: Anybody, **Anybody** who says they’re leaving will be banned because they will likely no longer return to the message board or use that account assumably. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2003, 10:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youre-all-a-bunch-of-fucking-idiots/155446/40 "2003-02-16T22:38:39Z")
\*\* [quote] Well, isn’t that the pot calling the kettle Shirley…\*\* [quote] Hey! I resemble that remark! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youre-all-a-bunch-of-fucking-idiots/155446.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youre-all-a-bunch-of-fucking-idiots/155446.md?page=3)