# You're all a bunch of fucking masticators!!!! **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [December 1, 2002, 6:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youre-all-a-bunch-of-fucking-masticators/139746 "2002-12-01T06:53:21Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![roadrunner70](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e19b73/32.png) [@roadrunner70](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/roadrunner70)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2002, 3:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youre-all-a-bunch-of-fucking-masticators/139746/21 "2002-12-01T15:28:01Z")
I caught my wife genuflecting a while ago. :eek: ---
**Author:** ![astro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9dc877/32.png) [@astro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astro)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2002, 3:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youre-all-a-bunch-of-fucking-masticators/139746/22 "2002-12-01T15:42:51Z")
I had an assignation planned tonight but I declined for fear I would be defenestrated. ---
**Author:** ![Scarlett67](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scarlett67/32/7387_2.png) [@Scarlett67](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scarlett67)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2002, 3:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youre-all-a-bunch-of-fucking-masticators/139746/23 "2002-12-01T15:58:24Z")
My husband is a master debater and regularly practices pedagogy. ---
**Author:** ![astro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9dc877/32.png) [@astro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astro)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2002, 4:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youre-all-a-bunch-of-fucking-masticators/139746/24 "2002-12-01T16:02:50Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Scarlett67 \* > \*\*I have a habit of public osculation, which has caused me to be osterized by my friends and family. \*\* I understand, being osterized can really grind you down to the point you find yourself being whipped into a frenzy, frothing at the mouth and blowing your top. ---
**Author:** ![matt\_mcl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ab992/32.png) [@matt\_mcl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/matt_mcl)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2002, 4:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youre-all-a-bunch-of-fucking-masticators/139746/25 "2002-12-01T16:38:11Z")
I am a practicing homo sapiens. ---
**Author:** ![Buck\_The\_Diver](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac8455/32.png) [@Buck\_The\_Diver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Buck_The_Diver)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2002, 4:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youre-all-a-bunch-of-fucking-masticators/139746/26 "2002-12-01T16:46:44Z")
I admit. I engage in public discourse on occasion. ---
**Author:** ![Freyr](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/freyr/32/5763_2.png) [@Freyr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freyr)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2002, 5:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youre-all-a-bunch-of-fucking-masticators/139746/27 "2002-12-01T17:03:48Z")
\*\*Qadgop the Mercotan wrote: I heard you perambulated your infant son in public!\*\* Which is better than hanging him by his ankles off a balcony, but not by much! ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2002, 10:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youre-all-a-bunch-of-fucking-masticators/139746/28 "2002-12-01T22:02:39Z")
Yep, I was masticating just a little while ago-and with my FAMILY too!!! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Catamount](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/catamount/32/2840_2.png) [@Catamount](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Catamount)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2002, 10:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youre-all-a-bunch-of-fucking-masticators/139746/29 "2002-12-01T22:09:01Z")
Not right now, but soon. AND tomorrow I’ll be encouraging teenagers to matriculate in public! ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2002, 10:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youre-all-a-bunch-of-fucking-masticators/139746/30 "2002-12-01T22:09:56Z")
All these indecent responses! Won’t someone **think of the children**??? ---
**Author:** ![DAVEW0071](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e19b73/32.png) [@DAVEW0071](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DAVEW0071)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2002, 10:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youre-all-a-bunch-of-fucking-masticators/139746/31 "2002-12-01T22:14:46Z")
Some of us enjoy social intercourse, you know. There’s nothing wrong with it. And I’ll have you know I’m man enough to engage in social intercourse with members of both sexes _while_ masticating. ---
**Author:** ![Doc\_Nickel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/5fc32e/32.png) [@Doc\_Nickel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Doc_Nickel)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2002, 11:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youre-all-a-bunch-of-fucking-masticators/139746/32 "2002-12-01T23:09:16Z")
I gesticulate in awe in **DAVE’s** general direction. ---
**Author:** ![BiblioCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ed8c4c/32.png) [@BiblioCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BiblioCat)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2002, 11:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youre-all-a-bunch-of-fucking-masticators/139746/33 "2002-12-01T23:11:07Z")
I think you’re all a bunch of prevaricators. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2002, 11:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youre-all-a-bunch-of-fucking-masticators/139746/34 "2002-12-01T23:12:39Z")
I note to my great relief that nobody has yet spoken of prognostication, especially regarding cumulonimbus bodies. America’s morals may be going down the drain, but at least there is some hope of stopping up the sink before it runs dry. ---
**Author:** ![Rosebud](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ea666f/32.png) [@Rosebud](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rosebud)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2002, 11:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youre-all-a-bunch-of-fucking-masticators/139746/35 "2002-12-01T23:48:49Z")
I am not ashamed to admit that I enjoy prestidigitation. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2002, 12:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youre-all-a-bunch-of-fucking-masticators/139746/36 "2002-12-02T00:23:05Z")
I think I descended from _homo erectus_ ---
**Author:** ![Flamsterette\_X](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/41988e/32.png) [@Flamsterette\_X](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flamsterette_X)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2002, 2:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youre-all-a-bunch-of-fucking-masticators/139746/37 "2002-12-02T02:27:17Z")
Well, I recently micturated… F\_X ---
**Author:** ![Billdo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/billdo/32/315_2.png) [@Billdo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Billdo)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2002, 2:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youre-all-a-bunch-of-fucking-masticators/139746/38 "2002-12-02T02:47:22Z")
I walked around New York City today with my epidermis exposed for all to see. ---
**Author:** ![Persephone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecc23a/32.png) [@Persephone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Persephone)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2002, 3:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youre-all-a-bunch-of-fucking-masticators/139746/39 "2002-12-02T03:09:54Z")
Why yes, I did masticate today! More than once! And I even instructed my own son on how to masticate properly when one is in public! Ranger…so good to see you back here… ---
**Author:** ![SparrowHawk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ac8455/32.png) [@SparrowHawk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SparrowHawk)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2002, 3:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youre-all-a-bunch-of-fucking-masticators/139746/40 "2002-12-02T03:42:51Z")
I personally am _proud_ to admit that I am a capable diploid organism. And that’s without equivocation. ( **Dave** , don’t talk with your mouth full!) [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youre-all-a-bunch-of-fucking-masticators/139746.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youre-all-a-bunch-of-fucking-masticators/139746.md?page=3)