# You're all a bunch of fucking masticators!!!! **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [December 1, 2002, 6:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youre-all-a-bunch-of-fucking-masticators/139746 "2002-12-01T06:53:21Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 11\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![funions](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/34f0e0/32.png) [@funions](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/funions)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2002, 4:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youre-all-a-bunch-of-fucking-masticators/139746/41 "2002-12-02T04:02:42Z")
Just this morning, walked in on me while I was macerating in the tub. :o ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2002, 2:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youre-all-a-bunch-of-fucking-masticators/139746/42 "2002-12-02T14:15:29Z")
While I don’t like prostelytizing, I occasionally practice prostration. ---
**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2002, 2:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youre-all-a-bunch-of-fucking-masticators/139746/43 "2002-12-02T14:23:02Z")
Years ago, I worked for a company that actively practiced nepotism! And I was a minor at that time!! :eek: I have to admit, I like to indulge in a bit of persiflage from time to time, sometimes with children. ---
**Author:** ![Buck\_The\_Diver](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac8455/32.png) [@Buck\_The\_Diver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Buck_The_Diver)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2002, 5:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youre-all-a-bunch-of-fucking-masticators/139746/44 "2002-12-02T17:24:24Z")
Oh yeah!?!?! Well, so’s your _Mom_! ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2002, 5:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youre-all-a-bunch-of-fucking-masticators/139746/45 "2002-12-02T17:26:56Z")
[Clinton voice] But we never swallowed. [/Clinton voice] ---
**Author:** ![Eats\_Crayons](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/278dde/32.png) [@Eats\_Crayons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eats_Crayons)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2002, 5:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youre-all-a-bunch-of-fucking-masticators/139746/46 "2002-12-02T17:55:03Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Persephone \* > \*\*Why yes, I did masticate today! More than once! And I even instructed my own son on how to masticate properly when one is in public! > \*\* Yes, minors especially need to know that public mastication should be done with one’s mouth _closed_. :eek: [sub]I swizzled today while sitting at my desk…[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2002, 7:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youre-all-a-bunch-of-fucking-masticators/139746/47 "2002-12-02T19:43:04Z")
[His4ever]You’re all sick and going to Hell. Don’t believe me? It’s in the Bible. Look it up. But remember, I never said I hated you! [/His4ever] ---
**Author:** ![Eats\_Crayons](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/278dde/32.png) [@Eats\_Crayons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eats_Crayons)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2002, 8:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youre-all-a-bunch-of-fucking-masticators/139746/48 "2002-12-02T20:02:05Z")
\< confession \> On Sunday I was reading material that contained a lot of dogma. Do you think less of me? \< /confession \> > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Doc Nickel \* > \*\*I gesticulate in awe in **DAVE’s** general direction. \*\* Ew, now that’s just gross. ---
**Author:** ![Doc\_Nickel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/5fc32e/32.png) [@Doc\_Nickel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Doc_Nickel)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2002, 10:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youre-all-a-bunch-of-fucking-masticators/139746/49 "2002-12-02T22:09:50Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Eats\_Crayons \* > **\< confession \> > On Sunday I was reading material that contained a lot of dogma. Do you think less of me? > \< /confession \>** -Depends on which part of the dog it was made from, the distal or the proximal, and also whether an anode was involved. ---
**Author:** ![Mycroft\_Holmes](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a5b964/32.png) [@Mycroft\_Holmes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mycroft_Holmes)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2002, 12:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youre-all-a-bunch-of-fucking-masticators/139746/50 "2002-12-03T12:46:07Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by DAVEW0071 \* > \*\*Some of us enjoy social intercourse, you know. There’s nothing wrong with it. And I’ll have you know I’m man enough to engage in social intercourse with members of both sexes _while_ masticating. \*\* Hasn’t your mother told you not to speak while masticating? Oh, and **FairyChatMom** , persiflage with children is just wrong! They are much too young for catachresis. ---
**Author:** ![DAVEW0071](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e19b73/32.png) [@DAVEW0071](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DAVEW0071)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2002, 8:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youre-all-a-bunch-of-fucking-masticators/139746/51 "2002-12-04T20:44:14Z")
Lest some people think I declaim while masticating, let me make it clear that I alternate my mastication and my oral social intercourse. That’s the only proper way to do it, you know. I’ve actually achieved both catharsis and epiphany this way – in mixed groups, no less. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youre-all-a-bunch-of-fucking-masticators/139746.md?page=2)