# You're all fucking assholes **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [October 6, 2000, 9:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youre-all-fucking-assholes/36008 "2000-10-06T21:35:44Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 14\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![friedo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/8edcca/32.png) [@friedo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/friedo)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2000, 9:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youre-all-fucking-assholes/36008/1 "2000-10-06T21:35:44Z")
This is just so I don’t have to bother starting a seperate thread when one of you cocksuckers invariably pisses me off. ---
**Author:** ![Sauron](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ce7236/32.png) [@Sauron](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sauron)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2000, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youre-all-fucking-assholes/36008/2 "2000-10-06T21:37:56Z")
One of the reasons I keep the light on is to make sure that I’m NOT fucking an asshole. ---
**Author:** ![Enderw24](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ba9def/32.png) [@Enderw24](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enderw24)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2000, 9:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youre-all-fucking-assholes/36008/3 "2000-10-06T21:41:44Z")
Honestly, I don’t know if I could suck a cock and fuck an ass at the same time. Especially if they were both located on the same person. ---
**Author:** ![andygirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a9adbd/32.png) [@andygirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/andygirl)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2000, 9:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youre-all-fucking-assholes/36008/4 "2000-10-06T21:54:59Z")
It’s really all in spinal flexability, Ender. Start up the Yoga… ---
**Author:** ![andros](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e480ec/32.png) [@andros](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/andros)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2000, 10:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youre-all-fucking-assholes/36008/5 "2000-10-06T22:17:19Z")
Hey look, everyone! **Friedo** ’s saying something! Let’s all pay attention to him! :rolleyes: ---
**Author:** ![Feynn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ecb155/32.png) [@Feynn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Feynn)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2000, 10:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youre-all-fucking-assholes/36008/6 "2000-10-06T22:32:24Z")
\ Are you talking to me? Did I hear you call me a cocksucker? I must be hearing things. Were you fucking talking to me?! I should cut your fucking heart out with a spoon for using “all”, “cocksuckers”, and “asssholes” together like that. You know you shouldn’t make sweeping generalizations. You weren’t talking to me were you? \ If I invariably succeed in pissing you off feel free to light up the flamethrower. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![VaHermit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/ed655f/32.png) [@VaHermit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VaHermit)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2000, 10:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youre-all-fucking-assholes/36008/7 "2000-10-06T22:49:06Z")
Hey, a freeby! Can’t pass up a bargain like that. **friedo** , you’re a big bag of um, hmm, what I mean to say is that your mother…well, that is…if you had one ounce of…no, thats not it. Hell, somebody keep my place in line, I’ll get back to you. ---
**Author:** ![jabe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/db5fbb/32.png) [@jabe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jabe)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2000, 5:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youre-all-fucking-assholes/36008/8 "2000-10-07T05:30:17Z")
AndyGirl: Leave Yoda out of this. Oh, sorry, you said yoga. My bad. Jabe ---
**Author:** ![Biggirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biggirl/32/3294_2.png) [@Biggirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biggirl)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2000, 5:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youre-all-fucking-assholes/36008/9 "2000-10-07T05:41:48Z")
I’m sure I _could_ be fucking an asshole. I just don’t have the proper, um, shall we say-- accouterments. ---
**Author:** ![Enderw24](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ba9def/32.png) [@Enderw24](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enderw24)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2000, 5:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youre-all-fucking-assholes/36008/10 "2000-10-07T05:53:24Z")
Easy for you to say, Andygirl, you’ll never have to try it! ---
**Author:** ![andygirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a9adbd/32.png) [@andygirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/andygirl)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2000, 6:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youre-all-fucking-assholes/36008/11 "2000-10-07T06:12:41Z")
Now, now. One never knows what the future may hold. Okay, yeah, that one’s a pretty safe bet… ---
**Author:** ![Byzantine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/dfb087/32.png) [@Byzantine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Byzantine)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2000, 6:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youre-all-fucking-assholes/36008/12 "2000-10-07T06:45:04Z")
Are you calling me a cocksucker?! Well, at least call me a good cocksucker. Image is all, right? 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![SPOOFE](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c5a1d2/32.png) [@SPOOFE](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SPOOFE)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2000, 7:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youre-all-fucking-assholes/36008/13 "2000-10-07T07:54:43Z")
[Dark Helmet] KEEP FIRING, ASSHOLES!!! [/Dark Helmet] ---
**Author:** ![friedo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/8edcca/32.png) [@friedo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/friedo)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2000, 4:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youre-all-fucking-assholes/36008/14 "2000-10-07T16:39:01Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by andros \* > \*\*Hey look, everyone! **Friedo** ’s saying something! Let’s all pay attention to him! > > :rolleyes: \*\* oh, fuck off.