# You're all sinners, the lot of you! **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [December 1, 2000, 2:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youre-all-sinners-the-lot-of-you/43571 "2000-12-01T14:08:36Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 11\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![Righteous](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Righteous](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Righteous)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2000, 11:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youre-all-sinners-the-lot-of-you/43571/81 "2000-12-04T23:35:45Z")
[eat shit and die](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=49408) ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2000, 12:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youre-all-sinners-the-lot-of-you/43571/82 "2000-12-05T00:55:24Z")
:wally ---
**Author:** ![2nd\_Law](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/2/f475e1/32.png) [@2nd\_Law](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2nd_Law)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2000, 2:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youre-all-sinners-the-lot-of-you/43571/83 "2000-12-05T02:14:56Z")
So Brucie says that schoolwork is going to keep him too busy to continue trolling. I would suggest there are alternate explanations to his absence (in addition, I would suspect, to his soon being banned): 1. Parole has been revoked and he has to serve out the rest of his term. 2. His mommy discovered his porn site “research” and is going to take his computer away. 3. His doctor discovered Brucie hadn’t been taking his medication and when the levels in his bloodstream return to theraputic levels he won’t hear those voices telling him to post on the SDMB anymore. Anyone else have any other alternative explanations? ---
**Author:** ![Medea\_s\_Child](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/8baadc/32.png) [@Medea\_s\_Child](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Medea_s_Child)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2000, 2:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youre-all-sinners-the-lot-of-you/43571/84 "2000-12-05T02:48:03Z")
Hoenstly, he got in over his head and couldn’t keep it up any more. (Okay, I shouldn’t discuss his sexual problems, but I digress) It was no longer fun being a persona he couldn’t defend due to lack of knowledge. He had a choice between doing the biblical research and finding a better way to explain the shift key nonsense, fading away, or seeing how much he could milk out of self destructing. Kids are so lazy these days. Personally, I would have been more entertained if he had kept going a bit longer. But again, I’ll stop quoting his prostitut…erm, girlfriends. The amount he did could have been done by any five year old with a tv. No creativity, no unique angle, and running at the first sign of needing to put out some substance. So much potential. So little effect. ---
**Author:** ![Esprix](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/esprix/32/7899_2.png) [@Esprix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Esprix)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2000, 2:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youre-all-sinners-the-lot-of-you/43571/85 "2000-12-05T14:39:19Z")
Who the hell was “Bruce” in the first place? I never remember seeing the screen name (which, of course, speaks well of his noticability - that is to say, none). Esprix ---
**Author:** ![Captain\_Amazing](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/6de8d8/32.png) [@Captain\_Amazing](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Captain_Amazing)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2000, 3:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youre-all-sinners-the-lot-of-you/43571/86 "2000-12-05T15:38:02Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Esprix \* > \*\*Who the hell was “Bruce” in the first place? > \*\* Esprix, “Bruce” was “Righteous” ---
**Author:** ![Esprix](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/esprix/32/7899_2.png) [@Esprix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Esprix)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2000, 3:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youre-all-sinners-the-lot-of-you/43571/87 "2000-12-05T15:59:53Z")
No, I meant _before_ he was **Righteous**. I thought maybe his screen name was “Bruce,” but after reading his goodbye thread I see it wasn’t - so what was it? Esprix ---
**Author:** ![jenkinsfan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/cc9497/32.png) [@jenkinsfan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jenkinsfan)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2000, 5:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youre-all-sinners-the-lot-of-you/43571/88 "2000-12-05T17:07:55Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Esprix \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > _Originally posted by **jenkinsfan** _ > > > > His “proselytizing” happens to be his lifestyle. > > Beware “the Christian lifestyle!” They indoctrinate your children! They want everyone to be like them! Next thing you know, they’ll want equal rights! > > (Not meant against **jenkinsfan** personally, but I just can’t resist lines like this for a bad joke - sorry! ;)) > > Esprix \*\* Actually, Esprix, that was funny. And I pray that you live a life in which you are treated fairly. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![andros](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e480ec/32.png) [@andros](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/andros)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2000, 5:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youre-all-sinners-the-lot-of-you/43571/89 "2000-12-05T17:40:17Z")
> [@](#): > > And I pray that you live a life in which you are treated fairly. “Just nowhere near me.” :rolleyes: ---
**Author:** ![Medea\_s\_Child](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/8baadc/32.png) [@Medea\_s\_Child](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Medea_s_Child)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2000, 5:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youre-all-sinners-the-lot-of-you/43571/90 "2000-12-05T17:47:09Z")
Is it just me, or is this exchange even funnier since he got banned? ---
**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2000, 11:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youre-all-sinners-the-lot-of-you/43571/91 "2000-12-05T23:18:51Z")
My theory is that maintaining the Righteous persona was cutting into Bruce’s masturbation time. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youre-all-sinners-the-lot-of-you/43571.md?page=4)