# You're Bin Laden. How would you have hidden?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youre-bin-laden-how-would-you-have-hidden/580970>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [May 6, 2011, 3:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youre-bin-laden-how-would-you-have-hidden/580970 "2011-05-06T15:33:18Z")\
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**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\
**Post date:** [March 10, 2012, 1:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youre-bin-laden-how-would-you-have-hidden/580970/41 "2012-03-10T13:50:50Z")

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> [@Count\_Blucher](#):
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> …worn a suit, hidden in Texas, and have run for congress as a [Libertarian](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ron_Paul)?

…gone to work for the TSA.

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**Author:** ![Folacin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/folacin/32/3195_2.png) [@Folacin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Folacin)\
**Post date:** [March 10, 2012, 2:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youre-bin-laden-how-would-you-have-hidden/580970/42 "2012-03-10T14:04:12Z")

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> [@Count\_Blucher](#):
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> …worn a suit, hidden in Texas, and have run for congress as a [Libertarian](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ron_Paul)?

Except for the 5-7 inch height difference, you could be on to something.

And on the off-chance that **Leaffan** comes back to this zombie - World Hide-and-Seek championship.

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**Author:** ![Filbert](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/filbert/32/3433_2.png) [@Filbert](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Filbert)\
**Post date:** [March 10, 2012, 2:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youre-bin-laden-how-would-you-have-hidden/580970/43 "2012-03-10T14:51:08Z")

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Move to London.

Buy a taxi.

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**Author:** ![ZPG\_Zealot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/e47c2d/32.png) [@ZPG\_Zealot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ZPG_Zealot)\
**Post date:** [March 10, 2012, 6:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youre-bin-laden-how-would-you-have-hidden/580970/44 "2012-03-10T18:27:24Z")

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Move to Hollywood, hire a team of top-notch agents, and begin his new career as an Osama bin Laden impersonator. He could go on the Tonight Show and announce that for the past years he’s been constantly living in fear because he looks too much like the world’s most infamous terrorist, but he’s decided finallly to make money off it and is available to co-star in action adventure films.

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