…gone to work for the TSA.
Except for the 5-7 inch height difference, you could be on to something.
And on the off-chance that Leaffan comes back to this zombie - World Hide-and-Seek championship.
Move to London.
Buy a taxi.
Move to Hollywood, hire a team of top-notch agents, and begin his new career as an Osama bin Laden impersonator. He could go on the Tonight Show and announce that for the past years he’s been constantly living in fear because he looks too much like the world’s most infamous terrorist, but he’s decided finallly to make money off it and is available to co-star in action adventure films.