# You're gay, you just don't know it yet... **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 5, 2001, 8:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youre-gay-you-just-dont-know-it-yet/71398 "2001-07-05T20:52:40Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Freudian\_Slit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/5daacb/32.png) [@Freudian\_Slit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freudian_Slit)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2001, 11:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youre-gay-you-just-dont-know-it-yet/71398/21 "2001-07-05T23:23:33Z")
23%, which is to say not very. Kind of as in real life. šŸ™‚ ---
**Author:** ![LouisB](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/dfb087/32.png) [@LouisB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LouisB)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2001, 11:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youre-gay-you-just-dont-know-it-yet/71398/22 "2001-07-05T23:29:13Z")
27% gay. I guess it is never too late to learn, is it? ---
**Author:** ![Tenar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/35a633/32.png) [@Tenar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tenar)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2001, 11:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youre-gay-you-just-dont-know-it-yet/71398/23 "2001-07-05T23:33:03Z")
Iā€™m 58% gay!!! Could be better, but what the hell. Iā€™ve only had one girlfriend, so that no doubt brought my stats way down for someone of my age. What can I tell you? Iā€™m shy, choosy, and not built like either venus or a gym teacher. I didnā€™t like the question ā€œhave you ever been married.ā€ I was married. Just not to a man. Anyway, my girlfriend would have been proud. (Snif.) ---
**Author:** ![irishgirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/8edcca/32.png) [@irishgirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/irishgirl)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2001, 11:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youre-gay-you-just-dont-know-it-yet/71398/24 "2001-07-05T23:37:41Z")
hey alice\_in\_wonderland! snap! also 41% which is nice. ---
**Author:** ![GingerOfTheNorth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/cdc98d/32.png) [@GingerOfTheNorth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GingerOfTheNorth)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2001, 11:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youre-gay-you-just-dont-know-it-yet/71398/25 "2001-07-05T23:41:38Z")
You are 29% GAY! Thatā€™s less gay than average for someone of your gender and supposed orientation. The typical straight female is 30% gay! Thatā€™s more gay than I thought I was. ---
**Author:** ![hardygrrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a3d4f5/32.png) [@hardygrrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hardygrrl)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2001, 11:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youre-gay-you-just-dont-know-it-yet/71398/26 "2001-07-05T23:51:18Z")
32% Gay. All those lap dances I gave to my female friends really added up. šŸ™‚ [sub] But it was ONLY on their birthdays, and besides,they tip well [/sub] ---
**Author:** ![alice\_in\_wonderland](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alice_in_wonderland/32/176_2.png) [@alice\_in\_wonderland](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/alice_in_wonderland)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2001, 11:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youre-gay-you-just-dont-know-it-yet/71398/27 "2001-07-05T23:54:34Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by irishgirl \* > \*\*also 41% > which is nice. \*\* Indeed - its like being gay without actually having to get up-close and personal with some womanā€™s crotch. (Not that thereā€™s anything wrong with that.) šŸ˜› Al. ---
**Author:** ![rocking\_chair](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rocking_chair/32/2918_2.png) [@rocking\_chair](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rocking_chair)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2001, 11:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youre-gay-you-just-dont-know-it-yet/71398/28 "2001-07-05T23:58:48Z")
29% gay. ah well, iā€™m not canandian. ---
**Author:** ![Esprix](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/esprix/32/7899_2.png) [@Esprix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Esprix)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2001, 12:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youre-gay-you-just-dont-know-it-yet/71398/29 "2001-07-06T00:10:08Z")
According to the Gay Testā€¦ I am 72% GAY! The typical gay-man is only 47% gay! Hereā€™s how I compare: [ul][li]people less gay than you - 79%[/li][li]people just as gay as you - 1%[/li][li]people gayer than you - 19%[/ul][/li] Iā€™m shocked people could be gayer than moi. šŸ˜‰ Esprix The **Gay Guy** ---
**Author:** ![TheLoadedDog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/35a633/32.png) [@TheLoadedDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TheLoadedDog)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2001, 12:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youre-gay-you-just-dont-know-it-yet/71398/30 "2001-07-06T00:19:02Z")
Woohoo! Iā€™m 67% straight. [sub]OK, OK, Iā€™m 33% gay. A couple of points above average.[/sub] šŸ˜ƒ ---
**Author:** ![Redboss](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/8baadc/32.png) [@Redboss](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Redboss)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2001, 12:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youre-gay-you-just-dont-know-it-yet/71398/31 "2001-07-06T00:26:12Z")
hehehe Iā€™m 73% gay. Certified Gayer than Esprix! (my new sig) Redboss check out [Ask the Gayer than Esprix Guy](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/index.php) ---
**Author:** ![Esprix](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/esprix/32/7899_2.png) [@Esprix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Esprix)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2001, 12:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youre-gay-you-just-dont-know-it-yet/71398/32 "2001-07-06T00:29:18Z")
Bite me, fan boy. Blame Sophia Loren. Esprix ---
**Author:** ![GraceTX](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/c4cdca/32.png) [@GraceTX](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GraceTX)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2001, 12:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youre-gay-you-just-dont-know-it-yet/71398/33 "2001-07-06T00:45:52Z")
You are 34% Gay! Thatā€™s gayer than average for someone of your gender and supposed orientation. The typical straight female is only 30% gay! ---
**Author:** ![Rasa](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rasa/32/3578_2.png) [@Rasa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rasa)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2001, 12:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youre-gay-you-just-dont-know-it-yet/71398/34 "2001-07-06T00:48:09Z")
Holy schnikeysā€¦ Iā€™m gayer than **Esprix**! I am a whopping 73% gay! Wow will my boyfriend be surprised. ---
**Author:** ![Angkins](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/fbc32d/32.png) [@Angkins](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Angkins)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2001, 1:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youre-gay-you-just-dont-know-it-yet/71398/35 "2001-07-06T01:02:51Z")
28 % gay here That is a little higher than I expectedā€¦oh well šŸ™‚ It must be because they made the girls take shop class in grade 9. ---
**Author:** ![andygirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a9adbd/32.png) [@andygirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/andygirl)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2001, 1:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youre-gay-you-just-dont-know-it-yet/71398/36 "2001-07-06T01:05:51Z")
Iā€™m 60%, quietgirl is 71%. Hmph, I say. ---
**Author:** ![saepiroth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b5ac83/32.png) [@saepiroth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/saepiroth)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2001, 1:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youre-gay-you-just-dont-know-it-yet/71398/37 "2001-07-06T01:46:12Z")
iā€™m 20% gay! seems a bit low, donā€™t you think? ---
**Author:** ![racinchikki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/eada6e/32.png) [@racinchikki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/racinchikki)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2001, 1:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youre-gay-you-just-dont-know-it-yet/71398/38 "2001-07-06T01:57:37Z")
30% gay ---
**Author:** ![Saint\_Zero](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c4cdca/32.png) [@Saint\_Zero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Saint_Zero)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2001, 2:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youre-gay-you-just-dont-know-it-yet/71398/39 "2001-07-06T02:38:40Z")
24% Gay I thought it would have been lower. ---
**Author:** ![AHunter3](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ahunter3/32/368_2.png) [@AHunter3](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AHunter3)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2001, 3:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youre-gay-you-just-dont-know-it-yet/71398/40 "2001-07-06T03:07:14Z")
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