# You're gay, you just don't know it yet... **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 5, 2001, 8:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youre-gay-you-just-dont-know-it-yet/71398 "2001-07-05T20:52:40Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![Badtz\_Maru](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e36b37/32.png) [@Badtz\_Maru](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Badtz_Maru)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2001, 6:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youre-gay-you-just-dont-know-it-yet/71398/61 "2001-07-06T06:49:06Z")
I’m 31% gay, I thought it was going to be much higher. ---
**Author:** ![bryanmaguire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/d07c76/32.png) [@bryanmaguire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bryanmaguire)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2001, 8:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youre-gay-you-just-dont-know-it-yet/71398/62 "2001-07-06T08:23:38Z")
“Frank, we need to talk. NOW.” You are 47% GAY! That’s gayer than average for someone of your gender and supposed orientation. The typical straight guy is only 31% gay! I honestly thought I would score higher. Frankly, I[m disappointed. ---
**Author:** ![Barbarian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e19adc/32.png) [@Barbarian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Barbarian)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2001, 10:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youre-gay-you-just-dont-know-it-yet/71398/63 "2001-07-06T10:04:48Z")
51% Must have been accidentally touching a penis while changing diapers. ---
**Author:** ![missdavis102](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7feea3/32.png) [@missdavis102](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/missdavis102)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2001, 12:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youre-gay-you-just-dont-know-it-yet/71398/64 "2001-07-06T12:49:14Z")
I am 60% Gay! Percent females gayer than me: 1 Percent females less gay than me: 98 It must have been the bandsaw. Or maybe that dancefloor grinding incident. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![gobear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/8dc957/32.png) [@gobear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gobear)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2001, 2:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youre-gay-you-just-dont-know-it-yet/71398/65 "2001-07-06T14:46:40Z")
I’m 68% percent gay, but I got a 1 at [straightacting.com](http://straightacting.com). ---
**Author:** ![kabbes](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e99b99/32.png) [@kabbes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kabbes)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2001, 3:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youre-gay-you-just-dont-know-it-yet/71398/66 "2001-07-06T15:21:35Z")
…but I was. 34% - 26% are gayer, 4% as gay and 68% less gay. Gayer than the average straight guy. I actually thought that it would be higher before I took it, but as I answered the questions I realised there weren’t many gay-making answers in there. Or something. A bit disappointed. pan ---
**Author:** ![Medea\_s\_Child](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/8baadc/32.png) [@Medea\_s\_Child](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Medea_s_Child)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2001, 5:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youre-gay-you-just-dont-know-it-yet/71398/67 "2001-07-06T17:14:07Z")
45% gay. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Tygr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/df788c/32.png) [@Tygr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tygr)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2001, 5:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youre-gay-you-just-dont-know-it-yet/71398/68 "2001-07-06T17:29:02Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by alice\_in\_wonderland \* > **…without actually having to get up-close and personal with some woman’s crotch. (Not that there’s anything wrong with that.)** There certainly isn’t… -Tygr, 23% gay. ---
**Author:** ![Superdude](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/superdude/32/13450_2.png) [@Superdude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superdude)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2001, 5:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youre-gay-you-just-dont-know-it-yet/71398/69 "2001-07-06T17:47:35Z")
**Superdude** is 25% gay. Which means that either one arm or one leg is and two fingers and toes (combined) are. ---
**Author:** ![MONTY2](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/53a042/32.png) [@MONTY2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MONTY2)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2001, 5:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youre-gay-you-just-dont-know-it-yet/71398/70 "2001-07-06T17:57:42Z")
I’m 55% gay. Maybe that explains why I can’t seem to maintain a relationship with a guy. Funny, I didn’t think I was a lesbian. ---
**Author:** ![Chef\_Troy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/85f322/32.png) [@Chef\_Troy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chef_Troy)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2001, 9:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youre-gay-you-just-dont-know-it-yet/71398/71 "2001-07-06T21:50:42Z")
38 percent gay here. Apparently only 14 percent of people are gayer than I am, which I find VERY hard to believe. Where ARE all of these raving queens? ---
**Author:** ![Iguana\_Boy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/ed655f/32.png) [@Iguana\_Boy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Iguana_Boy)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2001, 10:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youre-gay-you-just-dont-know-it-yet/71398/72 "2001-07-06T22:41:56Z")
I am 24% gay, which is lower than average. It is not a surprise to me that I am lower than average, but it is a surprise that I am almost a quarter gay. I sleep about 6 hours a day - maybe I’m gay whilst I’m asleep… It is a huge surprise that the average guy is almost a third gay… Mind you, the fact that Esprix is only 71% gay makes me doubt the whole thing anyway! 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Chef\_Troy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/85f322/32.png) [@Chef\_Troy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chef_Troy)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2001, 11:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youre-gay-you-just-dont-know-it-yet/71398/73 "2001-07-06T23:07:18Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Iguana Boy \* > \*\*maybe I’m gay whilst I’m asleep… > \*\* I gotta tell ya, Ig, using words like “whilst” will raise your relative gayness. ---
**Author:** ![Spider\_Woman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/cdc98d/32.png) [@Spider\_Woman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spider_Woman)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2001, 11:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youre-gay-you-just-dont-know-it-yet/71398/74 "2001-09-07T11:01:54Z")
I’m 27% gay. Which I guess is better than nothing. Until recently, I was so down in the dumps, I thought I was asexual (poor **imthjckaz** ). But I’m feeling much better now. Interesting test, and kinda fun. ---
**Author:** ![Spider\_Woman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/cdc98d/32.png) [@Spider\_Woman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spider_Woman)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2001, 11:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youre-gay-you-just-dont-know-it-yet/71398/75 "2001-09-07T11:07:50Z")
Sorry, I didn’t realize I was resurrecting an old thread. I had a search on a particular poster going at the same time as a “view new posts” search. [/hijack] ---
**Author:** ![galen\_ubal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/galen_ubal/32/4440_2.png) [@galen\_ubal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/galen_ubal)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2001, 12:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youre-gay-you-just-dont-know-it-yet/71398/76 "2001-09-07T12:15:54Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Spider Woman \* > \*\*Sorry, I didn’t realize I was resurrecting an old thread. I had a search on a particular poster going at the same time as a “view new posts” search. [/hijack] \*\* Don’t be sorry, I must have missed this one. I liked the test,and all the others. Oh yeah - 35% gay, a bit more than average. What the hell. ---
**Author:** ![Bottle\_of\_Smoke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Bottle\_of\_Smoke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bottle_of_Smoke)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2001, 2:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youre-gay-you-just-dont-know-it-yet/71398/77 "2001-09-07T14:24:44Z")
24% gay. Hmmm. I don’t consider myself that much less gay than the average straight man. Maybe its cuz I have a bandsaw… ---
**Author:** ![BunnyGirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/22d042/32.png) [@BunnyGirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BunnyGirl)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2001, 3:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youre-gay-you-just-dont-know-it-yet/71398/78 "2001-09-07T15:57:20Z")
42%. Think I’ll keep that a little secret from my hubby. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![toshirodragon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/e68b1a/32.png) [@toshirodragon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/toshirodragon)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2001, 4:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youre-gay-you-just-dont-know-it-yet/71398/79 "2001-09-07T16:14:56Z")
I came in at 44% gay and definately male on the gender test… ummmm then what are these HUGE swellings on my chest? Mommy? I am confused!!! On the up side it means dating out to be more interesting:D ---
**Author:** ![Kyann22](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/a4c791/32.png) [@Kyann22](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kyann22)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2001, 7:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youre-gay-you-just-dont-know-it-yet/71398/80 "2001-09-07T19:06:49Z")
25% for me…less than the average straight female. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youre-gay-you-just-dont-know-it-yet/71398.md?page=3) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youre-gay-you-just-dont-know-it-yet/71398.md?page=5)