# You're "lovely"?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youre-lovely/689072>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [May 23, 2014, 8:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youre-lovely/689072 "2014-05-23T08:44:28Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 8\
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**Author:** ![JohnClay](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/c37758/32.png) [@JohnClay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnClay)\
**Post date:** [May 26, 2014, 7:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youre-lovely/689072/21 "2014-05-26T07:06:02Z")

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BTW I normally say “she’s alright”… I usually become aware of something I don’t really like in the other girl such as visible collarbones.

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**Author:** ![JohnClay](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/c37758/32.png) [@JohnClay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnClay)\
**Post date:** [May 26, 2014, 8:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youre-lovely/689072/22 "2014-05-26T08:07:43Z")

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On the show about marrying “Prince Harry” - “you look wonderful tonight”… my wife said some of them were pretty. I said that my wife was “hot stuff” and she liked that.

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**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\
**Post date:** [May 26, 2014, 11:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youre-lovely/689072/23 "2014-05-26T11:28:02Z")

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> [@JohnClay](#):
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> That’s what I do… sometimes when my wife is saying I’m really sexy or handsome I just say “thanks” and that’s all…

If you are wearing a hat, you should tip it when you say “thanks”.

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**Author:** ![Smeghead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f1d935/32.png) [@Smeghead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smeghead)\
**Post date:** [May 26, 2014, 6:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youre-lovely/689072/24 "2014-05-26T18:09:06Z")

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How about “I’m creepy”? I realize it’s not exactly what you asked for, but it does keep popping into mind for some reason.

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**Author:** ![Napier](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/ce73a5/32.png) [@Napier](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Napier)\
**Post date:** [May 26, 2014, 8:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youre-lovely/689072/25 "2014-05-26T20:33:36Z")

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> [@papergirl](#):
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> Men call me adorable. Really, they do. But I believe that what they mean is “You have a cheery smile and are cute in a slightly overweight, roly-poly puppy sort of way.” They most distinctly do NOT mean that I am “hot.” Just a little input from this perspective.

I don’t mean to be too forward, here, but that sounds exactly like “hot” to me.

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**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\
**Post date:** [May 26, 2014, 10:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youre-lovely/689072/26 "2014-05-26T22:46:50Z")

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> [@Jophiel](#):
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> You’re so beautiful  
> You could be a part-time model  
> But you’d probably have to keep your normal job  
> A part-time model  
> Spending part of your time modeling,  
> And part of your time, next to me
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> – Flight of the Conchords, “Most Beautiful Girl (In the Room)”

And when you’re on the street  
Depending on the street  
I bet you are definitely in the top three  
Good looking girls on the street…yeah…  
And depending on the street, ooh…

😃

I love those guys.

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**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\
**Post date:** [May 26, 2014, 11:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youre-lovely/689072/27 "2014-05-26T23:30:53Z")

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You’re not the best  
But you’re not the worst  
Won’t be my last  
But you’re not the first

And some folks say you’re simple  
Others call you plan  
You never give me pleasure  
But you never cause me pain

You’re my mediocre mama  
If you’re good then I can’t tell  
You don’t do nothing special  
But you don’t do it well

“Mediocre Mama”  
Doug Robinson

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**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\
**Post date:** [May 27, 2014, 5:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youre-lovely/689072/28 "2014-05-27T17:29:42Z")

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We have instructed **JohnClay** to refrain from all posting on his relationship with his wife, including, but not limited to, sex through July 1, 2014. To help him comply with this instruction, I am closing this thread.

**twickster** , MPSIMS moderator

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