The Odyssey.
Please tell me you’ll be in a kitchen for this shot. Please!
The Chronicles of Narnia, with myself pointing to The Lion… and a caption saying “READ… this one first.”
Will in front of the fridge do ?
Depending on my mood that day, either Catfantastic, (I love the take on the portrait of Shakespeare on the cover!) The Hound of the Baskervilles, or The Decameron.
I was thinking in front of the knife rack, actually… :o 
The Awakening, by Kate Chopin.
Or, you know, Winny de Puh (I’m practicing my Spanish by reading children’s books, and I love that this one calls heffalumps “pelifantes”). 
I like you. 
Either Cat’s Cradle or Cryptonomicon.
The Necronomicon
Canticle for Liebowitz is a good idea, as is Farenheit 451
Brian
The John Varley Reader by, ummmm John Varley of course!
Either The Dragonbone Chair, or Maskerade.
Beat To Quarters/The Happy Return by CS Forester
One of the Young Wizards series by Diane Duane.
Florida Roadkill by Tim Dorsey.
I almost went with something like that myself. Good idea!
Probably King Solomon’s Mines by H. Rider Haggard.
Naturally I’d be wearing a Pith Helmet and dressed like a 19th century explorer.
Learned Pigs and Fireproof Women.
First, because it’s a truly great book, and it deserves more love; and second, because the title gets a WTF? second look.
Agreed. Ricky Jay is a national treasure.