Inch-thick slice of prime rib, potatoes au gratin with extra cheese, salad with ranch dressing, big piece of apple pie a la mode, gourmet coffee. Brandy and a cigar would be nice, but I think that’s prohibited in most prisons. And stick the needle in while I’m still full so I can get to sleep faster.
Fish, Chips 'n Mushy Peas with gravy.
Or
A very large bowl of New England clam chowder and some clam cakes
I would go sweet.
8 Cinnabons.
To wash it down, a pint of B&Js Stephen Colbert’s Americone Dream ice cream.