# You're so \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_ your safe word is \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [May 9, 2008, 12:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youre-so-________-your-safe-word-is-________/448632 "2008-05-09T00:15:56Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![KneadToKnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kneadtoknow/32/3999_2.png) [@KneadToKnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KneadToKnow)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2008, 12:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youre-so-________-your-safe-word-is-________/448632/1 "2008-05-09T00:15:56Z")
Had a random thought occur to me the other day, and thought it might make an amusing diversion. What can you come up with? You’re so masochistic, your safe word is harder. ---
**Author:** ![FilmGeek](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/b19c9b/32.png) [@FilmGeek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FilmGeek)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2008, 12:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youre-so-________-your-safe-word-is-________/448632/2 "2008-05-09T00:23:01Z")
You’re so geeky your safe word is magic missile? ---
**Author:** ![Satchmo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/satchmo/32/4223_2.png) [@Satchmo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Satchmo)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2008, 12:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youre-so-________-your-safe-word-is-________/448632/3 "2008-05-09T00:24:43Z")
You’re so wimpy, your safe word is Owwww! ---
**Author:** ![Wee\_Bairn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/90db22/32.png) [@Wee\_Bairn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wee_Bairn)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2008, 12:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youre-so-________-your-safe-word-is-________/448632/4 "2008-05-09T00:26:17Z")
You’re so in love with Lois Griffin, your safe word is banana. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2008, 12:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youre-so-________-your-safe-word-is-________/448632/5 "2008-05-09T00:53:05Z")
You’re so Deaf, your safe word is “What?” ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2008, 12:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youre-so-________-your-safe-word-is-________/448632/6 "2008-05-09T00:54:00Z")
You’re so uptight your safe word is “that feels nice.” ---
**Author:** ![Antinor01](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecae2f/32.png) [@Antinor01](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Antinor01)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2008, 1:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youre-so-________-your-safe-word-is-________/448632/7 "2008-05-09T01:59:03Z")
You’re so into the Simpsons that your safe word is “D’oh!” ---
**Author:** ![Tripler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tripler/32/21807_2.png) [@Tripler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tripler)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2008, 2:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youre-so-________-your-safe-word-is-________/448632/8 "2008-05-09T02:15:40Z")
You’re so vain, your safe word is ‘clouds in my coffee.’ Tripler Yeah, you probably think this post is about you, don’t you? ---
**Author:** ![Ducktail](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/43a26b/32.png) [@Ducktail](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ducktail)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2008, 4:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youre-so-________-your-safe-word-is-________/448632/9 "2008-05-09T04:27:20Z")
You’re such a Doper, your safe word is “Cite!” ---
**Author:** ![Sigmagirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c89c15/32.png) [@Sigmagirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sigmagirl)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2008, 1:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youre-so-________-your-safe-word-is-________/448632/10 "2008-05-09T13:50:27Z")
You’re so stupid, your safe word is “duh.” ---
**Author:** ![Madd\_Maxx](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Madd\_Maxx](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Madd_Maxx)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2008, 2:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youre-so-________-your-safe-word-is-________/448632/11 "2008-05-09T14:02:12Z")
You’re so white your safe word is wonderbread. You’re so fat your safe word is “You gonna finish that?” ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2008, 2:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youre-so-________-your-safe-word-is-________/448632/12 "2008-05-09T14:34:04Z")
You’re so into Seinfeld, your safe word is 'I’m Out." ---
**Author:** ![AskNott](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asknott/32/5790_2.png) [@AskNott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AskNott)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2008, 10:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youre-so-________-your-safe-word-is-________/448632/13 "2008-05-09T22:26:19Z")
You’re so into baseball, your safe word is sa-a-y-f-f-e! ---
**Author:** ![Daithi\_Lacha](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/daithi_lacha/32/5430_2.png) [@Daithi\_Lacha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Daithi_Lacha)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2008, 11:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youre-so-________-your-safe-word-is-________/448632/14 "2008-05-09T23:13:24Z")
God, I love you guys! You’re so into bondage, your safe word is “Mmmmph!” ---
**Author:** ![Antinor01](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecae2f/32.png) [@Antinor01](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Antinor01)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2008, 11:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youre-so-________-your-safe-word-is-________/448632/15 "2008-05-09T23:35:47Z")
You’re so gay, your safeword is “Fabulous!” ---
**Author:** ![gigi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a587f6/32.png) [@gigi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gigi)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2008, 11:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youre-so-________-your-safe-word-is-________/448632/16 "2008-05-09T23:37:06Z")
You’re so crafty, your safeword is “whipstitch”. ---
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2008, 12:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youre-so-________-your-safe-word-is-________/448632/17 "2008-05-10T00:26:09Z")
You’re so timid, your safeword is “Stop”. ---
**Author:** ![Spectre\_of\_Pithecanthropus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spectre_of_pithecanthropus/32/12343_2.png) [@Spectre\_of\_Pithecanthropus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spectre_of_Pithecanthropus)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2008, 1:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youre-so-________-your-safe-word-is-________/448632/18 "2008-05-10T01:17:40Z")
I don’t get it. What the heck is a “safe word”? ---
**Author:** ![Wheeljack](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/838e76/32.png) [@Wheeljack](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wheeljack)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2008, 1:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youre-so-________-your-safe-word-is-________/448632/19 "2008-05-10T01:19:49Z")
> **[Safeword](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Safe_word)** > > In BDSM, a safeword is a code word, series of code words or other signal used by a person to communicate their physical or emotional state, typically when approaching, or crossing, a physical, emotional, or moral boundary. Some safewords are used to stop the scene outright, while others can communicate a willingness to continue, but at a reduced level of intensity. > Safewords are usually agreed upon before playing a scene by all participants, and many organized BDSM groups have standard safewor... ---
**Author:** ![WhyNot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c77e96/32.png) [@WhyNot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WhyNot)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2008, 1:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youre-so-________-your-safe-word-is-________/448632/20 "2008-05-10T01:26:06Z")
You’re so vanilla, your safe word is “What the heck is a “safe word”?” (Sorry, **Spectre**. It was just hanging there like a nice slowball, fat with anticipation.) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youre-so-________-your-safe-word-is-________/448632.md?page=2)