# You're so \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_ your safe word is \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [May 9, 2008, 12:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youre-so-________-your-safe-word-is-________/448632 "2008-05-09T00:15:56Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 13\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Mahna\_Mahna](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e47c2d/32.png) [@Mahna\_Mahna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mahna_Mahna)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2008, 2:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youre-so-________-your-safe-word-is-________/448632/21 "2008-05-10T02:47:54Z")
You’re so into Star Trek, your safe word is “I canna do it cap’n” ---
**Author:** ![commasense](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/commasense/32/3017_2.png) [@commasense](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/commasense)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2008, 3:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youre-so-________-your-safe-word-is-________/448632/22 "2008-05-10T03:23:47Z")
You’re so unimaginative, your safe word is “safe.” ---
**Author:** ![Antinor01](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecae2f/32.png) [@Antinor01](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Antinor01)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2008, 3:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youre-so-________-your-safe-word-is-________/448632/23 "2008-05-10T03:40:31Z")
You’re such a tiger in the sack that your safe word is “RAWR!” ---
**Author:** ![Khampelf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/8e7dd6/32.png) [@Khampelf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Khampelf)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2008, 6:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youre-so-________-your-safe-word-is-________/448632/24 "2008-05-10T06:21:23Z")
You’re so contrary, your safe word is “MORE!” ---
**Author:** ![Abby\_Emma\_Sasha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e68b1a/32.png) [@Abby\_Emma\_Sasha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Abby_Emma_Sasha)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2008, 7:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youre-so-________-your-safe-word-is-________/448632/25 "2008-05-10T07:19:12Z")
You’re so egocentric your safe word is Me. ---
**Author:** ![Peanuthead](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/peanuthead/32/360_2.png) [@Peanuthead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Peanuthead)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2008, 7:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youre-so-________-your-safe-word-is-________/448632/26 "2008-05-10T07:28:40Z")
You’re so unaware, your safe word is “whooosh”. ---
**Author:** ![mr.jp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/48db29/32.png) [@mr.jp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mr.jp)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2008, 8:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youre-so-________-your-safe-word-is-________/448632/27 "2008-05-10T08:41:12Z")
You’re so wimpy, your safeword is “ok I’m up for bondage sex” ---
**Author:** ![mr.jp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/48db29/32.png) [@mr.jp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mr.jp)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2008, 8:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youre-so-________-your-safe-word-is-________/448632/28 "2008-05-10T08:52:34Z")
You’re so impractical that your safeword is Johann Gambolputty de von Ausfern- schplenden- schlitter- crasscrenbon- fried- digger- dingle- dangle- dongle- dungle- burstein- von- knacker- thrasher- apple- banger- horowitz- ticolensic- grander- knotty- spelltinkle- grandlich- grumblemeyer- spelterwasser- kurstlich- himbleeisen- bahnwagen- gutenabend- bitte- ein- nürnburger- bratwustle- gerspurten- mitz- weimache- luber- hundsfut- gumberaber- shönedanker- kalbsfleisch- mittler- aucher von Hautkopft of Ulm. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2008, 1:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youre-so-________-your-safe-word-is-________/448632/29 "2008-05-10T13:16:40Z")
You’re so into getting pregnant, your safe word is [Duggar](http://www.duggarfamily.com/) ---
**Author:** ![Antinor01](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecae2f/32.png) [@Antinor01](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Antinor01)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2008, 7:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youre-so-________-your-safe-word-is-________/448632/30 "2008-05-10T19:39:59Z")
You’re so valley girl, your safe word is “As if!” ---
**Author:** ![commasense](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/commasense/32/3017_2.png) [@commasense](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/commasense)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2008, 7:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youre-so-________-your-safe-word-is-________/448632/31 "2008-05-10T19:46:46Z")
You’re so clueless, your safe word is “don’t stop.” ---
**Author:** ![melodyharmonius](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/melodyharmonius/32/21310_2.png) [@melodyharmonius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/melodyharmonius)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2008, 12:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youre-so-________-your-safe-word-is-________/448632/32 "2008-05-13T00:58:13Z")
You’re so Gollum, your safe word is “preciousssssss” ---
**Author:** ![Beware\_of\_Doug](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/278dde/32.png) [@Beware\_of\_Doug](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beware_of_Doug)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2008, 1:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youre-so-________-your-safe-word-is-________/448632/33 "2008-05-13T01:08:02Z")
You’re such a dog lover, your safeword is “Off the couch!” [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youre-so-________-your-safe-word-is-________/448632.md?page=1)