# You're so cute when you're slurring your speech

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youre-so-cute-when-youre-slurring-your-speech/560470>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [November 12, 2010, 7:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youre-so-cute-when-youre-slurring-your-speech/560470 "2010-11-12T19:48:55Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 7\
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**Author:** ![Inigo\_Montoya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inigo_montoya/32/124_2.png) [@Inigo\_Montoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inigo_Montoya)\
**Post date:** [November 12, 2010, 7:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youre-so-cute-when-youre-slurring-your-speech/560470/1 "2010-11-12T19:48:55Z")

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But they’re closing the bar and they want us to leave.

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**Author:** ![Enginerd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/bcef8e/32.png) [@Enginerd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enginerd)\
**Post date:** [November 12, 2010, 7:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youre-so-cute-when-youre-slurring-your-speech/560470/2 "2010-11-12T19:53:14Z")

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They’re closing already? It’s not even noon!

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**Author:** ![zoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zoid/32/336_2.png) [@zoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zoid)\
**Post date:** [November 12, 2010, 8:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youre-so-cute-when-youre-slurring-your-speech/560470/3 "2010-11-12T20:00:53Z")

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Shaddup ang give ush a kish

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**Author:** ![jjimm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba8739/32.png) [@jjimm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jjimm)\
**Post date:** [November 12, 2010, 8:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youre-so-cute-when-youre-slurring-your-speech/560470/4 "2010-11-12T20:02:22Z")

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The piano has been drinking, not me.

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**Author:** ![Jenaroph](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e8c25b/32.png) [@Jenaroph](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jenaroph)\
**Post date:** [November 12, 2010, 8:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youre-so-cute-when-youre-slurring-your-speech/560470/5 "2010-11-12T20:30:34Z")

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If this isn’t the opening line of a Pogues song, it should be.  
ETA: Aha, Death Cab for Cutie then. OK.

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**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\
**Post date:** [November 12, 2010, 9:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youre-so-cute-when-youre-slurring-your-speech/560470/6 "2010-11-12T21:46:15Z")

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I love ya, man.

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**Author:** ![Sunshine\_and\_Smiles](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a5b964/32.png) [@Sunshine\_and\_Smiles](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunshine_and_Smiles)\
**Post date:** [November 13, 2010, 7:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youre-so-cute-when-youre-slurring-your-speech/560470/7 "2010-11-13T19:44:24Z")

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Red wine and cigarettes - hide your bad habits underneath the patio.