# YOU'RE the internet.  ENTERTAIN me!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youre-the-internet-entertain-me/340445>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [January 18, 2006, 12:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youre-the-internet-entertain-me/340445 "2006-01-18T00:52:42Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![pizzabrat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/e9c0ed/32.png) [@pizzabrat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pizzabrat)\
**Post date:** [January 18, 2006, 12:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youre-the-internet-entertain-me/340445/1 "2006-01-18T00:52:42Z")

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You ever spend hours just clicking links just searching for SOMETHING to make all that time wasted worthwhile? It’s like gambling at a casino - you don’t want you accept that you just relinquished 30 minutes of your valuable time for naught, so you keep clicking; rifling through your bookmarks, exhausting the history drop-down box of your address bar, hoping you’ll stumble upon some discovery that’s exciting as finding VGcats or Homestar Runner was. Pretty soon, it’s 10:15, you click refresh on Cafe Society one more time and see that still, no one has posted a new response to your thread, and hop into bed filled with depression over the fact that not only will you wake up to a sink full of dishes no clean undershirts, and another day of the same Netflix discs you’ve had for two weeks, but you didn’t even get any WoW hours in. Ah well. Maybe I should get Stumbleupon…

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**Author:** ![glee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/b5a626/32.png) [@glee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/glee)\
**Post date:** [January 18, 2006, 1:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youre-the-internet-entertain-me/340445/2 "2006-01-18T01:02:07Z")

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You are welcome to try these:

[http://turbulence.org/spotlight/thinking/](http://turbulence.org/spotlight/thinking/)

[http://www.echalk.co.uk/amusements/OpticalIllusions/colourPerception/colourPerception.html](http://www.echalk.co.uk/amusements/OpticalIllusions/colourPerception/colourPerception.html)

[http://www.mckellen.com/](http://www.mckellen.com/)

[http://www.guardiansoulmates.co.uk/s/](http://www.guardiansoulmates.co.uk/s/)

Enjoy!

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**Author:** ![World\_Eater](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/f04885/32.png) [@World\_Eater](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/World_Eater)\
**Post date:** [January 18, 2006, 1:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youre-the-internet-entertain-me/340445/3 "2006-01-18T01:10:41Z")

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Usually between here and Fark I’m all good, but sometimes the well runs dry.

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**Author:** ![racer72](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/racer72/32/3075_2.png) [@racer72](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/racer72)\
**Post date:** [January 18, 2006, 1:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youre-the-internet-entertain-me/340445/4 "2006-01-18T01:51:34Z")

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Kill some time with [this.](http://www.deviantart.com/view/8666529/)

[This](http://www2.ati.com/misc/demos/ATI-9700-animusic-Movie-v1.0.mpg) is cool.

Check out some stuff [here.](http://www.rathergood.com)

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**Author:** ![Podkayne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/edb3f5/32.png) [@Podkayne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Podkayne)\
**Post date:** [January 18, 2006, 1:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youre-the-internet-entertain-me/340445/5 "2006-01-18T13:40:15Z")

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Yeah, why is it so hard to turn of the computer and pick up a book! I complain all the time that I don’t have time to read, but I waste so much time on the internets that it’s not even funny!

I know that part of the reason is that I can surf and watch TV at the same time, so I feel like I’m being doubly . . . um . . . productive. Which is bull, because it means I’m not really paying attention to, or fully enjoying, either one.

Ah, the troubles of the modern age.

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**Author:** ![JustAnotherGeek](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/58f4c7/32.png) [@JustAnotherGeek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JustAnotherGeek)\
**Post date:** [January 18, 2006, 3:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youre-the-internet-entertain-me/340445/6 "2006-01-18T15:37:44Z")

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> [@racer72](#):
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> Kill some time with [this.](http://www.deviantart.com/view/8666529/)
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> [This](http://www2.ati.com/misc/demos/ATI-9700-animusic-Movie-v1.0.mpg) is cool.
> 
> Check out some stuff [here.](http://www.rathergood.com)

1st link: Amusing. After getting a couple of random 400’s , it didn’t catch my imagination. 6/10

3rd link: Neat. Not much that really grabbed me. 4/10

2nd link: OUTSTANDING! Now that’s a great video! 10/10

Thanks, **racer72**

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**Author:** ![Mangetout](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mangetout/32/19_2.png) [@Mangetout](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mangetout)\
**Post date:** [January 18, 2006, 3:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youre-the-internet-entertain-me/340445/7 "2006-01-18T15:44:50Z")

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StumbleUpon is good, but don’t use it too much, or you start scraping the bottom of the barrel and seeing the same three sites over and over, despite the fact you keep telling it you don’t like them.

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**Author:** ![Nanoda](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/ce73a5/32.png) [@Nanoda](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nanoda)\
**Post date:** [January 18, 2006, 8:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youre-the-internet-entertain-me/340445/8 "2006-01-18T20:51:32Z")

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Well, you probably already know about [http://www.penny-arcade.com/](http://www.penny-arcade.com/) , which if you like you should check out the randomly updated [http://machall.com/](http://machall.com/) .

The latest cool thing I’ve found is this [Sand game](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Falling_Sand_Game) ([alternate link](http://chir.ag/stuff/sand) in case Wikipedia changes).

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**Author:** ![pizzabrat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/e9c0ed/32.png) [@pizzabrat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pizzabrat)\
**Post date:** [January 18, 2006, 9:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youre-the-internet-entertain-me/340445/9 "2006-01-18T21:00:39Z")

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Uh…thanks guys, but I don’t really need more randomly distributed rewards to trick me into continuing to push to the button…

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**Author:** ![Manduck](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/manduck/32/256_2.png) [@Manduck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Manduck)\
**Post date:** [January 18, 2006, 10:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youre-the-internet-entertain-me/340445/10 "2006-01-18T22:30:47Z")

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Ricky Gervais [podcast](http://www.guardian.co.uk/rickygervais)

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**Author:** ![pizzabrat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/e9c0ed/32.png) [@pizzabrat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pizzabrat)\
**Post date:** [January 18, 2006, 10:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youre-the-internet-entertain-me/340445/11 "2006-01-18T22:47:32Z")

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> [@Manduck](#):
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> Ricky Gervais [podcast](http://www.guardian.co.uk/rickygervais)

I don’t like his smarmy brand of humor.

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**Author:** ![Regallag\_The\_Axe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/regallag_the_axe/32/445_2.png) [@Regallag\_The\_Axe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Regallag_The_Axe)\
**Post date:** [January 18, 2006, 11:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youre-the-internet-entertain-me/340445/12 "2006-01-18T23:54:35Z")

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I can’t believe no one has mentioned [http://www.ytmnd.com/](http://www.ytmnd.com/) yet.

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**Author:** ![Gala\_Matrix\_Fire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/4da419/32.png) [@Gala\_Matrix\_Fire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gala_Matrix_Fire)\
**Post date:** [January 19, 2006, 12:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youre-the-internet-entertain-me/340445/13 "2006-01-19T00:01:24Z")

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This is how I used to feel about the television. I watched hours and hours and hours upon hours of stupid television shows I wasn’t even enjoying.

Now I’m overweight and a compulsive eater. I suggest that when bored with the internet, go outside.

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**Author:** ![raz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/9f8e36/32.png) [@raz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/raz)\
**Post date:** [January 19, 2006, 1:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youre-the-internet-entertain-me/340445/14 "2006-01-19T01:13:51Z")

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Just go to Wikipedia. I’ve already wasted about three hours on it today.

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**Author:** ![Muffin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/muffin/32/4341_2.png) [@Muffin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Muffin)\
**Post date:** [January 19, 2006, 2:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youre-the-internet-entertain-me/340445/15 "2006-01-19T02:27:42Z")

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[George Burns]Now that’s entertainment![/George Burns]

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**Author:** ![pizzabrat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/e9c0ed/32.png) [@pizzabrat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pizzabrat)\
**Post date:** [January 19, 2006, 2:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youre-the-internet-entertain-me/340445/16 "2006-01-19T02:57:49Z")

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::leans back in chair::

Now that’s what I’m talkin 'bout!

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**Author:** ![What\_Exit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/what_exit/32/10652_2.png) [@What\_Exit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/What_Exit)\
**Post date:** [January 19, 2006, 3:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youre-the-internet-entertain-me/340445/17 "2006-01-19T03:12:25Z")

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[I just wanted to point you to Amazon Floozy Goddess’ Thread](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=354726)

Jim

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**Author:** ![msmith537](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d9b06d/32.png) [@msmith537](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/msmith537)\
**Post date:** [January 19, 2006, 3:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youre-the-internet-entertain-me/340445/18 "2006-01-19T03:19:48Z")

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[Some fun Chuck Norris facts!](http://www.4q.cc/chuck/index.php?topthirty):  
[http://www.4q.cc/chuck/index.php?topthirty](http://www.4q.cc/chuck/index.php?topthirty)

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**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\
**Post date:** [January 19, 2006, 5:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youre-the-internet-entertain-me/340445/19 "2006-01-19T05:54:01Z")

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> [@msmith537](#):
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> [Some fun Chuck Norris facts!](http://www.4q.cc/chuck/index.php?topthirty):  
> [http://www.4q.cc/chuck/index.php?topthirty](http://www.4q.cc/chuck/index.php?topthirty)

Just to go along with that, we have [The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny!](http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/285267) Good guys, bad guys, and explosions, as far as the eye can see.

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**Author:** ![Seven](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Seven](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Seven)\
**Post date:** [January 19, 2006, 10:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youre-the-internet-entertain-me/340445/20 "2006-01-19T10:57:03Z")

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[This](http://www.sevengraylands.com/projects.php?subaction=showfull&id=1137661840&archive=&start_from=&ucat=3&) is new to the internets. I don’t know if it will entertain you, but I was entertained making it.

[Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youre-the-internet-entertain-me/340445.md?page=2)
