# You're the ones who CHOSE to have children

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youre-the-ones-who-chose-to-have-children/159944>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [March 8, 2003, 6:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youre-the-ones-who-chose-to-have-children/159944 "2003-03-08T18:41:15Z")\
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**Author:** ![auntie\_em](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5e9695/32.png) [@auntie\_em](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/auntie_em)\
**Post date:** [March 21, 2003, 10:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youre-the-ones-who-chose-to-have-children/159944/101 "2003-03-21T22:44:39Z")

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> \*Originally posted by porcupine \*  
> \*\*I sometimes refer to my breasts as “the girls.” I’m not sure if I can somehow turn this into a way to leave work early, though.
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> “The girls haven’t been getting enough attention lately. I’d like to leave a little early on Friday.” \*\*

Hee! Actually, I do that, too–but I only have one set of “Girls” that’ll react if I yell, “Do the girls wanna cookie???” out the back door. 😃

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