# "You're the only one that still quotes lines from Bugs Bunny"

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youre-the-only-one-that-still-quotes-lines-from-bugs-bunny/470348>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [October 30, 2008, 11:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youre-the-only-one-that-still-quotes-lines-from-bugs-bunny/470348 "2008-10-30T23:26:22Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Ellen\_Cherry](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ellen_cherry/32/3600_2.png) [@Ellen\_Cherry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ellen_Cherry)\
**Post date:** [October 31, 2008, 12:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youre-the-only-one-that-still-quotes-lines-from-bugs-bunny/470348/81 "2008-10-31T12:50:06Z")

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For years, I have been awakening my children each morning with the commands:

“ARISE, Sir Loin of Beef!”  
“ARISE, Duke of Earl!”  
" … Earl of Sandwich!"  
" … Milk of Magnesia!"

It was years before they heard of actual “milk of magnesia” and died laughing to discover that it referred to an actual product. I guess they thought it was something I just made up (which wouldn’t be an outrageous assumption, truth be told).

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**Author:** ![Sigmagirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c89c15/32.png) [@Sigmagirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sigmagirl)\
**Post date:** [October 31, 2008, 12:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youre-the-only-one-that-still-quotes-lines-from-bugs-bunny/470348/82 "2008-10-31T12:53:14Z")

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> [@](#):
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> Originally Posted by **Daffy Duck**  
> She was an acrobat’s daughter.  
> She swung by her teeth from a noose.  
> But one matinee, her bridgework gave way  
> and she flew through the air like a goose.

Fritz, I too have both the Carl Stallings CDs. Great driving music . . . just don’t drive off a cliff.

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**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\
**Post date:** [October 31, 2008, 1:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youre-the-only-one-that-still-quotes-lines-from-bugs-bunny/470348/83 "2008-10-31T13:08:02Z")

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When rolling to hit, I often accompany it with a loud, “HASSAN CHOP!”

I wooed a particular young lady with the line, “I peerce you with ze ack-ack of love.” It worked.

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**Author:** ![Icerigger](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/icerigger/32/432_2.png) [@Icerigger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Icerigger)\
**Post date:** [October 31, 2008, 1:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youre-the-only-one-that-still-quotes-lines-from-bugs-bunny/470348/84 "2008-10-31T13:18:37Z")

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Delays…Delays

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**Author:** ![wonky](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wonky/32/393_2.png) [@wonky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wonky)\
**Post date:** [October 31, 2008, 1:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youre-the-only-one-that-still-quotes-lines-from-bugs-bunny/470348/85 "2008-10-31T13:22:46Z")

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> [@DrFidelius](#):
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> I mentioned this thread to The Wife this morning, pointing out that I sometimes use Bugs Bunny/ Looney Toons quotes in general conversation.
> 
> She said “You might, Rabbit, you might…”

How could I have forgotten that one?

I also forgot the one I probably say the most out of all of them.

“Batten down the hatches!”  
“We did batten them down!”  
“Well, batten them down again! We’ll teach those hatches!”

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**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\
**Post date:** [October 31, 2008, 1:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youre-the-only-one-that-still-quotes-lines-from-bugs-bunny/470348/86 "2008-10-31T13:33:20Z")

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I get it… _pronoun_ trouble…

I tink I talm him down too much…

Stop breathing on my glasses!

It’s not “he doesn’t have to shoot _you_ now,” it’s “he doesn’t have to shoot _me_ now! So shoot me now!”

That’s a joke, son. Try and keep up.

That boy’s about as sharp as a bowling ball.

Fahr in the hatch! Mah biscuits are on fahr!

Dodge, parry, block, spin, thrust kabwaaaang!

eta: Somebody’s gettin’ little footie-prints all over mah desert!

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**Author:** ![wonky](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wonky/32/393_2.png) [@wonky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wonky)\
**Post date:** [October 31, 2008, 1:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youre-the-only-one-that-still-quotes-lines-from-bugs-bunny/470348/87 "2008-10-31T13:36:23Z")

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> [@Ethilrist](#):
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> Stop breathing on my glasses!

“Stop steaming up my tail! What are you trying to do, wrinkle it?”

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**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\
**Post date:** [October 31, 2008, 1:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youre-the-only-one-that-still-quotes-lines-from-bugs-bunny/470348/88 "2008-10-31T13:43:04Z")

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(singsong voice) “Ah can see you through the KEY-HOLE!” \<BLAM!\>

“A popgun!? HAW-HAW-HAW! I’m a-pullin’ yer cork!” \<BLAM!\>

“There ain’t no place like a hole in the ground  
-a hole in the ground,  
-a hole in the ground.  
There ain’t no place like a hole in the ground  
with a big fat goon above” \<BOOM\>

“No, no you idiot! A wabbit has long ears like this, and hops about on all fours like this!” bouncy-bouncy-bouncy-bouncy-bouncy-bouncy-bouncy \<BLAM!\>

“Oh goody! The Illudium-237 explosive space modulatah!” \<BOOM!\>

I think I’m seeing a pattern here…

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**Author:** ![KRC](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/45deac/32.png) [@KRC](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KRC)\
**Post date:** [October 31, 2008, 1:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youre-the-only-one-that-still-quotes-lines-from-bugs-bunny/470348/89 "2008-10-31T13:45:00Z")

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Nowadays you gotta be a magician to hold a kid’s attention for more than 10 seconds

I don’t need your love to keep me warm, I got my bandages to keep me warm!

I think man is the most interesting insect on Earth

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**Author:** ![WOOKINPANUB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wookinpanub/32/132_2.png) [@WOOKINPANUB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WOOKINPANUB)\
**Post date:** [October 31, 2008, 1:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youre-the-only-one-that-still-quotes-lines-from-bugs-bunny/470348/90 "2008-10-31T13:47:16Z")

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“Now be a good little bunny, and give me your BRAIN”

“You were expecting maybe Umphrey Bogart?”

“I sentence you to the wearin’ of the green shoes”

And my favorite song to sing to my cat, a la Pepe LePew . . .

“Sweetheart, Pepe LePew loves you. Sweetheart, fortunate lucky you”

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**Author:** ![Jenaroph](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e8c25b/32.png) [@Jenaroph](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jenaroph)\
**Post date:** [October 31, 2008, 2:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youre-the-only-one-that-still-quotes-lines-from-bugs-bunny/470348/91 "2008-10-31T14:28:03Z")

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“You might, rabbit, you might.”

“Oh, three or four.” when being asked for a quantity of a certain item.

“Hassan CHOP!” Mostly when cutting up large firm veggies.

“Iggety aggety oop enh enh, ziggety zaggity zoop onk onk, oo oo (pftht), ack ack (thbbpt), flibbity flabbity floop. It’s yoiys.” Actually, we usually just do the “It’s yoiys” part.

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**Author:** ![rhythmonly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ee59a6/32.png) [@rhythmonly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rhythmonly)\
**Post date:** [October 31, 2008, 2:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youre-the-only-one-that-still-quotes-lines-from-bugs-bunny/470348/92 "2008-10-31T14:56:46Z")

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“Halt, Varlet! You’ve been caught Crimson Fisted!”

“When ah say whoa, I mean WHOA!!”

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**Author:** ![Shot\_Clock](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Shot\_Clock](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shot_Clock)\
**Post date:** [October 31, 2008, 3:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youre-the-only-one-that-still-quotes-lines-from-bugs-bunny/470348/93 "2008-10-31T15:06:43Z")

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“But I can’t say Sylvester, George!”

I’ll drop the **“Illudium Pu-36 Explosive Space Modulator”** gem whenever faced with some unnecessarily complex contraption.

“I like to Sing-A…about the Moon-a and the June-A and the Spring-A!”

and (painful confession here), my wife likes to use this line…" A wee bit small, but it will have to do". You can imagine the context.

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**Author:** ![jayjay](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jayjay/32/6765_2.png) [@jayjay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jayjay)\
**Post date:** [October 31, 2008, 3:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youre-the-only-one-that-still-quotes-lines-from-bugs-bunny/470348/94 "2008-10-31T15:10:56Z")

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> [@Shot\_Clock](#):
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> “I like to Sing-A…about the Moon-a and the June-A and the Spring-A!”

HA! Owl Jolson is probably my favorite one-off WB character! Him and the “Time for Spring, I say!” elves.

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**Author:** ![Jack\_Batty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jack_batty/32/3201_2.png) [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty)\
**Post date:** [October 31, 2008, 3:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youre-the-only-one-that-still-quotes-lines-from-bugs-bunny/470348/95 "2008-10-31T15:18:08Z")

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The What a Maroon contingent are ignoring the ever popular Moroon Addendum:

“What an ultra-maroon. What a ta-ra-ra-goon-dee-ay.”

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**Author:** ![Carl\_Corey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Carl\_Corey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Carl_Corey)\
**Post date:** [October 31, 2008, 3:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youre-the-only-one-that-still-quotes-lines-from-bugs-bunny/470348/96 "2008-10-31T15:39:36Z")

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“Carrots are so devine,  
You get a dozen for a dime,  
It’s maaaaaaaaaaaagic.”

Yes, I do sing that to myself sometimes.

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**Author:** ![control-z](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/eada6e/32.png) [@control-z](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/control-z)\
**Post date:** [October 31, 2008, 3:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youre-the-only-one-that-still-quotes-lines-from-bugs-bunny/470348/97 "2008-10-31T15:48:56Z")

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A friend of mine recently asked me if I knew what she was dressing up as for Halloween. Knowing she was going to be a vampire, I said sure, she was going to be an umpire. Wrong she said. When I told her it was a Bugs Bunny reference she didn’t get it. :rolleyes:

Ex-girlfriend actually. But bad Bugs Bunny references weren’t why we broke up if that’s what you’re wondering!

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**Author:** ![Kizarvexius](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/da6949/32.png) [@Kizarvexius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kizarvexius)\
**Post date:** [October 31, 2008, 3:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youre-the-only-one-that-still-quotes-lines-from-bugs-bunny/470348/98 "2008-10-31T15:49:45Z")

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> [@Ethilrist](#):
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> Dodge, parry, block, spin, thrust kabwaaaang!

To be exact, it’s: “Ho! Haha! Guard! Turn! Parry! Dodge! Spin! Ha! Thrust!” kabwaaaang!

“Oh, my Elodium Q-36 explosive space modulator!”

“Hansel? Hansel. Hansel?”

“Notice how I ride side-saddle. It proves I’m a lady of quality.”

“There! Twenty-one of hearts. I win!”

“I speak softly and carry a big stick.”  
“Oh yeah! Well I speaks LOUDLY, and I carry a BIGGER stick!”

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**Author:** ![puddleglum](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/puddleglum/32/137_2.png) [@puddleglum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/puddleglum)\
**Post date:** [October 31, 2008, 3:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youre-the-only-one-that-still-quotes-lines-from-bugs-bunny/470348/99 "2008-10-31T15:50:27Z")

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I’m gonna buy the old ladies’ home and kick the old ladies out.  
Ya long eared galoot.

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**Author:** ![control-z](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/eada6e/32.png) [@control-z](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/control-z)\
**Post date:** [October 31, 2008, 3:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youre-the-only-one-that-still-quotes-lines-from-bugs-bunny/470348/100 "2008-10-31T15:51:17Z")

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> [@Jenaroph](#):
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> “You might, rabbit, you might.”

I do that one **all** the time.

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