# "You're wearing a noodle."

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youre-wearing-a-noodle/283644>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [January 7, 2005, 9:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youre-wearing-a-noodle/283644 "2005-01-07T21:24:19Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 5\
**Page:** 3

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**Author:** ![Lord\_Ashtar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ea924/32.png) [@Lord\_Ashtar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lord_Ashtar)\
**Post date:** [January 11, 2005, 3:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youre-wearing-a-noodle/283644/41 "2005-01-11T15:41:13Z")

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> [@Dolores Reborn](#):
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> It is uncouth to wear a napkin on your tits.

Since when? I wouldn’t consider it bad manners if a well endowed woman wore a bib.

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**Author:** ![lisacurl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/41988e/32.png) [@lisacurl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lisacurl)\
**Post date:** [January 11, 2005, 3:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youre-wearing-a-noodle/283644/42 "2005-01-11T15:52:45Z")

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> [@faithfool](#):
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> Back in the day when I was a very poor single woman living on my own and playing softball, I would supplement a half decent bra with another (yes, I know) I would pick up at garage sales or thrift shops. Humiliating, but necessary if I didn’t want any black eyes.

I still double-bra to go to the gym! My husband is continually amazed at the amount of care, attention, and engineering my boobage demands.

I’ve resigned myself to needing a constant supply of Shout Wipes due to the OP problem.

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**Author:** ![mhendo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mhendo/32/3159_2.png) [@mhendo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mhendo)\
**Post date:** [January 11, 2005, 4:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youre-wearing-a-noodle/283644/43 "2005-01-11T16:26:15Z")

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> [@Dolores Reborn](#):
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> The gang from work took our **cow-orker** to lunch for his birthday.

Stop it. Right now.

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**Author:** ![DWToml815](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a8b319/32.png) [@DWToml815](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DWToml815)\
**Post date:** [January 11, 2005, 4:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youre-wearing-a-noodle/283644/44 "2005-01-11T16:36:41Z")

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> [@lieu](#):
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> \*“But being this is a .44 Magnum - the most powerful boobage in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you’ve got to ask yourself one question, do I feel lucky. Well, do ya punk?” \*

Okay…the wrong line to read while taking a bite of cereal

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**Author:** ![Rebo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rebo/32/13005_2.png) [@Rebo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rebo)\
**Post date:** [January 11, 2005, 9:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youre-wearing-a-noodle/283644/45 "2005-01-11T21:56:36Z")

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> [@Lord Ashtar](#):
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> Since when? I wouldn’t consider it bad manners if a well endowed woman wore a bib.

Well, that’s the way I was raised (in the South.) I’ve done it a couple of times, and I feel very weird and bad-mannered.

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